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5.29.2006
I've been busy and lazy and tired and whatever shit to blog these few days. Seriously I can't find a thing to blog about. So I shall just state the more important parts of the life recently. Skip the school part, it's the same.
So on Saturday, I woke up early morning, with the intention of passing WeiYang the blazer for my CCA in secondary school. Please don't laugh off your heads when I tell you this, I was in Chinese Orchestra. And please swollow ten forks and spoons if you giggled, because we don't ALWAYS please traditional songs, we play some real nice tunes too. Back to topic, I realised the blazer wasn't with me ANYMORE. And I remembered passing it to NanDa or one of my cute junior way back.
Wake up call
See, it's 20 minutes to 10 (when I'm supposed to meet WeiYang) and I realise I don't have the freaking thing with me anymore. Gosh, so I smsed him a number of sorries before crawling back guiltily to bed. Kudos.
And while I lie on my bed, I decided to sms ZuoZhi. You may find it funny how come a GUY (ZuoZhi) saves another GUY's smses (yours truly). Yes, my good friends keeps my smses for god knows what reason, I shall ignore the part where he confessed to me. GAHS. I'm kidding. But seriously, he finds my smses interesting. Why?
see, I smsed him this before I went back to bed:
ZZ! I want watch x men x men x men x men x men x men x men x men x men x men x men.
Funny meh?
Anyway, I went back to sleep after that. And Maveric smsed me:
Hey, heard from ZZ you want watch X men ar? What time?
AND BLA BLA BLA
I was already sleeping then. I woke up at around 1pm and started my crazy sms sendings. Yes, I sent zillions of smses to people, asking/begging/persuading/pleading them to go on a freaking movie trip with me on a saturday. And everybody knows that weekends are bad for movie outings cos the tickets cost 9.50 for a frigging new movie. HALLELUJAH.
In the end, after much askings around (by maveric mostly), Me, ZZ, Mave, Yewei, Herbert and Changboon went ahead to Orchard and stripped ourselves bare.
Are you banging your table in dismay? not catching us in the limelight?
*poof* erase that
Something GV should consider:
Make those freaking tickets cheaper
Make those popcorns and nachos and drinks and cheesey hotdogs cheaper
Make those teensy weensy theatres BIGGER
Think that's it
You see, we wanted to catch a show at around 5, then Changboon wanted to come, so we decided to catch the 6+ one. And HECK. It's so packed they can't even squeeze seats for 5 guys and one royalty (thats me FYI). DAMN
And guess which movie slot we chose in the end? 9.45PM FREAKING LATE LA. I was so worried cos I didn't have enough for a taxi ride HOME. And adding on to THAT, we had to sit in the front row. I whined like shit I HAVE to watch X men that day. So, there you have it, a spoilt brat wanting to watch late night movies and not wanting to pay for cab fares.
Lucky for us, there's still 518 after our O so long movie. The movie was ok, I will put that in another entry some day. So I took 518 with Yewei and Zuozhi. And I didn' realise the other three were GONE. Wth.
Bumm bee bumm
got to Kristel's house, Yewei walked with me past the spookey neighbourhood. Hey, Not like I need some escort k, he happens to live near.
At Kristel's house:
played mahjong, slept throughout. Bugged Sengho on his sad love life.
what a thrilling weekend I had. Oh, I stayed over at Kristel's house despite having to ruch a 800 to 1500 words assignment. Sigh, I hope Sengho reads this and buy me a wonderful present for my birthday.
 Penned at 11:27 PM
♥ Kristel is stupid ♥
5.28.2006
I don't know why I'm adding this entry but Kristel is pestering me to blog. Because she don't know who blogger works. Sighs. God should salvage me from stupid people like her. K, Adding a serious entry next time, ciaos.
Penned at 1:32 AM
♥ Immature kid ♥
5.21.2006
I don't usually blog when I have practically nothing to say (in the past maybe yes). Viola, it's 12.48 PM and I just woke up and did a teensy weensy bit of my flash. I'm going to be so dead, because the squirrel think has no appeal at all. And to top things up, I can't work in an environment filled with pungent salted fish smell. Today is a terrible day, cos my mom chose to fry tao gay with eww hee. pui.
Refering back to my blog. Yes, I'm going to say yours truly is extremely immature and childish. Am I not? Of course I am. Which 18 year old look like that (points all around the blog at his own pictures). Which 18 year old will laugh out loudly at anyone who trips, can't get on bus, bought wrong size shoes and etc. I do. Which 18 year old go around picking on people's tasteless dressing.
"that woman is preparring to go market with the bag bla bla bla"
"eek! I see walking barbie dolls"
"Whoa, is it the dress-to-be-ugly week?"
I do.
I feel so disgusted by the way I respond to certain stuff. Seriously. Why do people say I ACT CUTE. Reason being, you've never come across someone with natural cuteness. You feel that everyone else is just ACTING whereas you are the best, original, top of the crop kind. PUI.
Come on, get a life.
And ever since I got my green contacts, people have been saying it's gross, ugly, not suited for me, yucky, kiwi, psychotic. WTF these people want!? Eh hello. I didnt even say you dress like a charred chicken everyday ok. Neither have I declared war on your I-want-to-be-cool personality. arghs. Look here, yoo hoo. I'm not picking on anyone I know. It's just random ok R-A-N-D-O-M.
Another problem people have with me is my irritating load of photographs. To make things worse, HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGES. Hell. That's what photoshop is for, so shut up and go wash a toilet bowl or something. Seriously. What do you think the creator of photoshop has in mind when he was creating it?
PHOTOSHOP IS FOR YOU TO STORE IN YOUR IBOOK AND NOT TOUCH IT FOR A ZILLION YEARS TO COME.
Is that what you mean?
Photoshop exists for ugly people like me to salvage my image on the net. And the fact that you complain about this. MIGHT just be because you don't know any simple photoshop skills to make yourself feel any better. Hence you go around making people feel as bad as you do. HAH. Have I hit the nail on the head? No? Then I've hit you on your butt you stinking, dirty, crafty old rat with cheese stuck to your yellowish teeth.
Conclusion. For those who KNOW me, or DON'T KNOW me, ie everybody: I, Mr Chew, officially declare that he is well aware that he himself is childish and photoshop too much on his blog. And will NEVER attempt to change the photoshopping part.
Penned at 12:45 PM
♥ Update update ♥
5.20.2006
WARNING: IMAGE INTENSIVE ENTRY, RUN TO YOUR MAMA IF YOU CAN'T STAND NARCISSISM.
Sorry if you are one of those people who come to my blog every now and then to check if I'm dead, I'm not dead yet.
And aloha to those who've just stumbled upon this sacred ground. The procedure is simple, first put your knees in your mouth then stuff your socks into your ear. Now you're ready to carry on reading.
The last time I blogged was on (clicks back and checks date)..11/5. Not that long la, about a week. =)
Don't you miss my beautifully photoshopped face?
some random people: PUI LA, SO UGLY STILL PUT PICTURES ALL OVER YOUR BLOG.
Hi pretty, just click the red cross at the corner of your screen. It will end all your agonies and miseries. Talking about random people, I suddenly feel weird that there are ABOUT 20 people visiting my blog a day. Of course I'm sure a Large portion of them are those whom I know. But then, I will think that about one or two of them don't really know me. Then, when I see some anonymous people tagging my blog about the block teaching thing, it freaked me out.
Like, I don't even know that person and yet he/she will tag. And YeWei told me: Weird hor, like he/she will see you walking all around school then you don't know him/her.
Eee.
I'm not trying to say you're not welcomed here. In fact I'm SO happy I've got blogders (word originate from xiaxue.blogspot.com I think) whom I don't know. =)
Oh, and a big thank you to the girl who commented on my previous entry. *throws confetti all over you* Cos you are the FIRST person to comment on my blog. Yes, ever since 2004.
So people whom I don't know yet reads my blog, thanks.
People whom I know and is still reading my blog, I hope you're not traumatized by my many unsightly pictures yet (cos there will be more to come!).
*yawns*
Survived another week of school *jumps onto bed and sleep all the way to monday* nah I'm kidding. But I'm seriously tired. I've never slept on a bus since Poly life started, but these few days, I manage to wake up just in time to get off the bus crowded with all the TP people. Disastrous.
I'm not going to complain about block teaching anymore, cos, even if I were to blog a zillion words entry, it won't change the fact.
Anyway, so I slept on the bus today, again.
Blogder: eh why you sleeping on bus huh? I standing leh, no seats.
Dear Blogder (whoever you are): I pity you for not having a seat, and I also feel sorry you have to stand for 10+ bus stops carrying thick stack of notes with 2 10cm thick books. But next time you see me on the bus seated, please note that I boarded the bus from the interchange, and I will never board the bus if I can't get a seat. Meaning, if the bus is packed, I will wait for the next one. =)
Hey people, I'm not lazy ok (maybe I am). I just don't have the sense of balance to stay where I'm supposed to on the bus. I will literally roll from one end of the bus to the other end. And THAT will most probably be one of the most entertaining thing you'll ever see.
And on the bus I always do stupid things. Erm, too extreme. Not always. Occasionally. And I see funny stuffs on the bus too. I think I should just start another blog about bus journeys. I will have loads to blog about.
For example...
I was on this bus when an old uncle (when I say old, I meant OLD) who boarded the bus. Then, I noticed sometime weird about his..hair. Those on the head. They were of different colour. Hey, I know what is highlight when I see highlight ok, THAT is not highlight at all. Two separate patches. And so I curiously stared at his hair. Until he decide to sit in front of me.
I almost choked on my saliva when I see this:
LOL.
It's like, he got those kind of cute di zhong hai tu tou most uncles will have and he's trying to cover the bald part with a small piece of wig. =D.
How did I get this picture? Ok, I was thinking whether to take his head cos I will be alighting after the next stop. Then I just took for my blog. The very next day, I went to school and told some friends, and promised to post this picture on my blog. Here you go. =).
What a paparazzi.
For the past one week or so, I've been staying back everynight in the 2D animation studio to do my work. It wasn't exactly a bad thing cos we had fun there too. And everynight I give myself a break and go around taking pictures (of myself mostly) of other people working.
Note: All four pictures of me are wearing different clothes but at the same room.
Oh, while I'm posting pictures, I just want to say something. If coming to my blog lags your comuter TOO MUCH. Like what Jasmine Ang told me, it took her com 5 minutes to finish loading my blog cos I got too many images. Then you shouldn't come here any longer. Cos The longest it took for my Ibook to load a website is at most half a minute. 5 freaking minutes is far too long to load any page. If I were you Jasmine (no offence) I would've thrown that com away.
Below will be pictures of myself taken in the 2D animation studio. On different nights with the same people. Cos we are ALL doing work. Whatever la. I photoshopped all my pictures ok? See, I've sinned. Photoshop is sinful. Oh, new policy, if I were to ever post your pictures on my blog, they will be photoshopped. Cos I say so.
There will be repeats. And ya la ya la, those in the repeats are cos I favour them too much. Satisfied? *trots over to photobucket.com*
This is where I've been sitting for the past one week or so:
This is Penny, the person who gathered all the actors and actresses for our video project. SO LI HAI. Very very good ren yuan. Thanks ALOT. Oh, and thanks on the comment on my hamster too! I will change it de!
This is Changboon, the guy who entertained me when I'm stressing all my juices out. Whee~ I was pondering whether to post this picture up cos this guy here has got such perfect complexion. And if I'm next to him, it just shows the contrast. ARGHS.
ZuoZhi! My darling muacks muacks muack*
*from afar Maveric runs towards me with a chopper: STAY AWAY FROM MY ZUOZHI*
JJ: AHHHH
I've been going home together with Zuozhi these few days too. Since we live SO NEAR to each other.
Note: There's more pictures of me and Zuozhi cos he's just seated next to me in the studio and it's so convenient to snap pictures with him. =) Believe it or not.
Mavurikukujiao!!! The market spoiler for Flash assignments la. But also because of him, most of us were pushed to produce better works. Like, I also copied him, added background and such to my works. You won't want to be in the same class as this person. and guess what, I will have same classes as him for this entire semester. Hallelujah.
*I feel SO FAT standing next to him.*
And now, the rich tai tai. LITING! My very good shopping partner
*eh JJ, you guy right, why you go shop with her?*
Because, when I'm like deciding whether to buy a certain something, she will just say:aiya buy la buy la. You won't feel sinful taking wads of red notes out from your wallet when you're with her. Also she is the only one who will listen to how I painstakingly remove the blackheads on my nose only to find them growing back on my nose the very next day.
Quamariah! Sorry I still can't get the spelling of your name right. Quamariah or Qamariah? the second one seems correct though. Oh well. THANKS FOR THE FLASH HELP. I'm sucha dumb dumb, and help me thank ZhiFa too! If he don't see this. ROARS.  Qinyu! We are the cute duo with the the the the the protruding tooth. SO CUTE. Ok, not that I literally LIKE that tooth, but I wont find them as big a nuisance as my nose. 
School has been pretty gross now, and I've been really stressed and tired. To Ilyana, I'm so sorry i shouted at you that day in the TV studio. I just have too many things on my mind. ALL regarding work. I think I'm really dying. When someone (I don't know if it's ok to blog his name) told me he's going to some other country to study next sem cos of certain issues in the school, I felt bad. Like, sighs~
To end this entry, I decided to post the 4 pictures of me at the beginning of this post. So that you people have more insults to throw at me for abusing photoshop. *whatever* 
 Some stranger: EEEE! QUICK I MUST REPORT THIS BLOG, IT'S MAKING ME PSYCHOTIC. JJ: As you wish madam, as you wish~
Penned at 12:06 AM
♥ I love you ♥
5.11.2006
What?! I've only survived 2 weeks of school?! It seemed like forever. Imagine taking the same subject EVERYDAY. I'm like a chicken hung upside down, and everyday, one fat woman with a mole oh the tip of her nose will come and pluck my feather. Some at a time, slow torture.
Seriously, the new system didn't turn out far from what I had predicted. It is Bad, with a capital B. Just for the first week, we've covered flash. COMPLETELY. WTF? In the past, it would've taken us 4 weeks to master that program, MASTER, mark my word. Not just briefly touch it and them move on to another chapter.
Compare this:
You walk into a class, the lecturer teaches you something new that day. He gives you an assignment and expects you to hand it in tomorrow. You went home dead tired, you rushed the work with a get-it-done-and-over-with attitude and submits the next day.
With this:
You walk into a class, the lecturer teaches you one portion of the chapter, he gives you a simple assignment and expects it back next week. Within that week, you did his work, everyday opening the file to see where you can improve on. And also, you found time to explore other components of the software. You decided to try making something that was not taught in class.
YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE!?
Block teaching IS (M+B)(ad). Do your mathematics kid.
Another example:
On just the second week of school, you learn to do traditional animation. Yes, those thick chunks of paper which you stack together then flip it so that your character comes to life. You lecturer gives you an impossible task. He wants a short animation done by the end of the 2nd week. Guess what, you only have 3 more nights and 2 more days to finish that. Some kind soul in that particular class stood up and protest. The lecturer agreed to extend the dateline to the following Monday. You feel relieved.
The next day, you go to class, the lecturer already started on how to draw in betweens. You sat there, stunned. He suddenly say that he wants to bring the class to an animation studio the next day. The same kind soul asks for another extension. He extends it to the friday next week. You rejoiced.
You know that your work won't have any colour and wont be scanned into the com for animating.
Now see the scenerio without block teaching:
On the second day of school, the lecturer walks around and check on your FLASH assignment. Animating a ball from left to right then back again. You remembered his animation includes some squashing and stretching of the image. So at home you secretly explored and suceeded. You showed the lecturer, he was overjoyed. Whats more, your image comes with a background, shadow and texture.
And many weeks past, we learned MORE about flash.
on week 8, when you come back from your one week break. you started doing traditional animation. The final assignment of that subject starts today. You start planning, over the weeks, you learned much more about animation (as compared to block teaching). And also, you get better idea over the weeks, replacing the last idea. You get more inspirations, you produce better work.
In the meantime, you learn how to ink and colour your animations.
You learned how to scanned in your pictures and piece them together to form an animation rather than flip the stack of paper.
On the 15th week, you presented your work. You lecturer was so touched by your effort and work that he almost cried.
I don't know how other design students see this block teaching. But personally I think it's not as good as it's supposed to be.
Don't say things like "instead of wasting your time to blog and photoshop your pictures, you can use it wisely and do your work."
Cos if that's logical to you. Does it mean I can also give up sleep and meals just so that I can finish the work?
"But blogging and photoshopping is not compulsory."
Yes I know, what makes you think I've not completed my work? Im just practicing typing speed, english (poor grammar esp), my photoshopping skills and so on. So shut up.
Look at the pathetic Ol me, why is there a plaster on your nose ar?
Because....
erm...
AIYA I GOT ONE BIG PIMPLE SCAR ON THE NOSE THAT DAY LA.
"it will make the pimple worse"
Guess what? I've been told already.
Penned at 10:33 PM
♥ AHH KILL ME ♥
5.07.2006
NOT UPDATING THAT FREQUENTLY STARTING TODAY
COS BLOCK TEACHING BLOCKS BLOGGING TOO
Penned at 9:41 PM
♥ Pimply ♥
5.06.2006
An assignment for Animation Fundamentals class. WOOHOO, SO CUTE. Worship me.
Penned at 7:28 PM
♥ 10K ♥
5.05.2006
THANK YOU
For the 10,000 hit. K maybe it took me pretty LONG to hit that number. But ok la.
And I wanted to do a special entry for the hit. But what.
Stay TUNED
Penned at 11:22 PM
♥ School ♥
5.02.2006
Please bear with me while I blog about my SCHOOL LIFE. Or, if you are those people who hunts down images on my blog, you can jolly well go clean your turtle's shell. This WILL BE a boring entry, much to your dismay.
So, I woke up today, open my wardrobe and WTF. What else do I have to wear? Leopard skin jacket, tiger fur boots, zebra hide long pants, please don't kill me. Doing that won't bring back your dead leopard, tiger, NOR zebra.
K fine I don't have those coverings. PUI.
But I really got NOTHING decent to wear. *BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN WITH AWFUL WHINING* Whatever la, one shirt, one pants, one tie and off I go to school. Not forgeting the "EEEE SO SCARY/UGLY/DISGUSTING/KIWI" contact lens.
On the bus, I thought there were these two guys, who kept staring at me. K fine, I look so weird today, I feel weird too, without peoper ear studs. ROARS.
Reached school and went to class. All was normal, first up, Animation Fundamentals. Today's lesson was ok, video all the way. With a teeny weeny bit of Ronald's joke la.
Then got 3 fucking long hours of break, went to eat at jupiter cafe. With...Liting, Yeeling, Zuozhi, Maveric, Janice. Janice left halfway though, and the other table sat Tom, Matthew and Joshua.
We were talknig about setting up a CCA ourselves. Obviously, from Mr Chew, you get all sort of funny ideas. I suggested gourmet club. And all you do is eat all day and write critics. MUAHAHAHA. Meals sponsored by TP. NOTE: IT'S JUST A JOKE.
So far, I've not eaten in engine school. And I'm PROUD to proclaim that.
I don't want to be rushed to hospital after taking a first bite of their hell deserve food. Rinse my mouth with turpentine, scrubbing it with those kinda toilet bowl brushes. PUI.
After eating, we went to bookshop and it was having a SALE as usual. So many people~ walala. Even the aircon is like..not working? Bought our stuffs and went off to studio.
Slacked until 3.
The girls read about Colin and Kero, Nicky and Chris, Junior and whoever. And they EEE-ed at some pictures. Wah lao eh. All I have to say is, if you wanna surf their blog, click on that pic, open it, then DON'T cover your face and expect some kind soul like ZuoZhi to close the window.
Tsk tsk tsk. And they went back to online shopping for woman's boxers.
Sounds wrong to me la. I don't know. Especially when I ALWAYS see girls zao geng-ing. Not like I peeped or something k. It's so darn bloody slapped in my face. Like stuffing porn into a 3 year old's mouth.
A few days ago, I was taking this bus (I always got these funny incidents on buses k) and I was sitting at those...facing sides de seats. You know? You face those at the opposite seats.
Ok, for all those royalty who travel in limo, you should just go die for not knowing this.
Anyway, back to the bus thingy. There's this..FAT..I will use fat..cos she IS fat. Face the truth. Miss, if you remember. I sat in front of you, and you were STARING at my green eyes until you alight. Yea, that's me. Aren't you happy I paid attention to YOU.
Next time, please sit SOMEWHERE ELSE. Not those kinda seats again. If you MUST, wear something like a sarong or DRESS. No mini skirts. Yes, I saw what you didn't want me to see. It was light green with peppermint edges. BOOHOO. Please ok. It's so STRIKING, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS.
Whatever. It wasn't shown until you were getting ready to alight. Yea, THICK thighs are good, it covers EVERYTHING.
If you see me closing my eyes, I'm pretending to sleep. What a turn off. PUI.
*snap snap* back to school k. Ok, Wahidah Video Fundamental *SKIP*
Yay, finish school le. Went to TM with Liting, Maveric, ZuoZhi, Yeeling and SUPPOSEDLY AARON. Then YeeLing left and the four of us went to take neoprints. YAY. Oh, Maveric and ZuoZhi took this...hug together one. And wanted to set up a gay blog named mavezzdotblogspotdotcom. LOL. Hilarious. I laughed until my face turned black.
Then we went to KFC and did some work. SO HARDWORKING RIGHT.
GOSH, I'm falling in multiple loves with these people. *cough cough*
Imagine for the next one month we will be like, staying out late with the excuse of DOING WORK? wakakkakakaka.
To the person who received many I love you sms-es from me. WAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAK, here another one ON MY BLOG. I LOVE YOU. MUACKS YOU TO DEATH. AI SI NI LE. WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAK
Penned at 11:25 PM
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