Hi I'm Jessica, and if you haven't heard of me then you're a true blue loser. JJ is sleeping/dead now, so I'm here to take his place. Sometimes it's so hard to share a vessel, it feels good to come out for a breather~ ah~
JJ :"Oi, who let you out"
Jessica :"You were so happy these few days I can't find anytime to come out, I had to force my way out what, slut"
JJ :"I don't care ah, you better kill yourself now or something. I shall not be emo"
Jessica :" *evil laughter* NEVER!"
JJ :"You should not even be here"
Jessica :"Why do you care, you get the chance to walk around as you, but me? I had to hide hide hide like I'm afraid the sun will sublime me if I ever show. I need time to eat pills, vomit, think suicidal too ok. Since we are sharing a body I thought it would be 50-50. You should be glad I'm giving you all these extra time to be you"
JJ :"fuck la, go away la. ah-ma-li-ma-hoom"
Jessica :"ahhhhhhh~"
Hi I'm JJ, I killed Jessica already. So ya. That's all.
In my 15 years living in Pasir Ris, I never thought that it would be a nice place, to walk, to stone, to emo, to have fun, etcetera. It was just another little town, like Tampines (ok thats a big town), Bedok, Bukit Merah, Toa Pa Yoh...
But recently, Peiru and I started exploring Pasir Ris, and I relived all my childhood memories of this place.
Firstly, we have Whitesands, many little Pasir Ris market places, Elias mall, Loyang Point, and the new E!hub. Then, we have fishing and prawning ponds, the beach, this canal thing but it's actually a little river, Pasir Ris farmway.
It's like so fun lor!
And I didn't realize that.
Anyway, went Pasir Ris park with Peiru:
Some seaside cafe thingy, Summer Breeze. Nice ambience with loads of cats. Menu pricing...hmm...$4.50 for coke light. *ponders*
Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...
You know I'm gettin' older And I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve
Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body Don't wanna look tragic So call In-dustrial Light & Magic Retouch my body Make me look lean Like fat-ass Oprah on O Magazine Retouch my body Even out my tits And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits Retouch my body Blur it some more Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me fuckin' young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body
Retouch my body Don't cause any trouble I am in denial Don't ya' burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I've no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my fuckin' body!