I woke up that morning, grabbed my mobile which was lying just next to my pillow. Yea, I know it's not good to sleep with a handphone, you get abnormal babies. But that was my only means of an alarm. I clicked on the green button, "Press OK!", and so I did.
6.04 AM
Shucks, I woke up a little too early. I set the alarm to 6.30 AM the previous night, not expecting to wake up earlier than that. It's interview day, was supposed to meet ZuoZhi at a busstop near my house. No, I'm still deciding whether to work. I can't make up my mind. I laid there for another half an hour before moving to my wardrobe.
Interview?
What should I wear, nothing too fancy, I don't want to be redirected to a circus. I picked the blue tee shirt with balls of I don't know what stuck all over. Then, I went to shower, skip the details.
My mother woke up from her sleep: Where are you going?
I have not told her about me going for some interview today: Interview at parkway.
She mumbled a little and off I went.
As I waited for ZuoZhi at the bus stop, flies started their morning dance around me. I'm giving people the impression that I've not bathed in decades. I kept a lookout for the bus we're supposed to take. Then, my phone rang.
"Hello, can you see the bus? I'm upstairs."
And so I met that Mr-late. Out of the 3 times I meet him, he was never punctual once.
The journey was long, we changed bus too.
Finally we reached parkway, met Herbert and had breakfast. I didn't have anything, I watched as they gobble down the steamy hot food. I feel nauseas already.
Then they headed for their work. I went for my interview. Or rather, application. I was filling in the form when one woman, with too much eye shadow, instructed me to look after that particular information booth. I was stunned. My first task of the job. And so I stood there, doing nothing.
When she returned, she took the form and glanced through, then passed it back to me.
"Go to the seafood department and find Lilian."
"Lilian is it? Ok." I was polite, as always.
"Ya, quickly"
And so I went. Strange enough, I didn't feel nervous or whatever sort. I've told ZuoZhi I rather they don't hire me. Gosh, weird am I.
So I walked slowly to the seafood department, I didn't want to run. There and then, people ignored my presence as they unloaded boxes full of apples, oranges and bananas.
What Lilian?
God, who do I ask.
Then, Herbert and ZuoZhi came out from nowhere.
"Eh where to find Lilian ar?"
"Aiya come I bring you there." Zuozhi threw me a I-know-everything look.
Once there, I waited for one whole hour. And still no Lilian.
Then, She finally appear. Wearing a hot pink shirt. Signalling for me to wait, AGAIN.
After MORE waiting, she finally attended to me.
"Ah, so you want work as cashier?" She said in the most funny slang I've ever heard.
"Yea." I nodded together.
"You've worked in Prime as cashier? What is Prime?"
I could've fainted. Yes, I know Prime isn't as great as giant or carrefour, but surely you SHOULD know the presence of the supermarket.
"It's a supermarket but of smaller scale to Giant"
"I see, so you got experience la. Will you panic when you see the crowd?"
"Maybe, how would I know."
"Oh wait, you're still 17 plus, we can't hire you"
"FUCK IT LA, I WAITED FOR SO LONG AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT NOW!"
*grabs a living fish from the seafood department and stuff it in her mouth*
So you can't hire younger people huh! *digs her head into a whole bucket full of dirty water*
Nah, I'm kidding.
She said I can go back when I'm 18. And so I agreed (if I can't find any other job). on my way out, I see ZuoZhi and Herbert struggling to pack the stuffs. The queues were never ending. Gosh.
Maybe I won't work there afterall. After so much torture at Prime, having to memorize the vegetables, fruits, promotion items. I certainly didn't want anything to do with them for the rest of my life.
So off I went. Took bus 15 and saw Ilyana and Gabriel on the bus. I forgot about the tea appreciation thing.
Since I'm already on the bus, I decided to go finish all the cartered food.
I'm sure you've all heard of Colin and Kero? No? Tell you what, go to your toilet and count how many pieces of toilet paper left in the roll. That should make your life more meaningful.
FUCKING HELL.
Their blog ROCKS man. No anti-gays please, all those pathetic fools tagging the blog with:
How do you guys have sex? Anal or oral?
Get a life la.
Now imagine me blogging their way...
Today Dear come fetch me from work, and we took the same train back home.
Hmm...seems abit not alike leh...
Maybe THIS:
Today dear so sweet LEH, he come my work place find me with LOADS of strawberrys, I LIKE. MUAHAHAHAHAH. Then we ate together NOR. Then HOR, on the bus HOR, I lean on his shoulder LEH. So sweet, dear, wo ai ni muack muack muack. I LUB eww ar.
Then I go to Dear de house cos I forgot where I left my keys then very late LIAO. So HOR, we sneaked into his room then watched TV until we're tired. Then we go sleep LOR. Dear feels so warm and nice to hug hug LEH.
If I continue, my very next blog entry will be filled with all these leh lor la hor.
no offence. =D
What's so bad being a gay? Looking down on them-that's bad
I'm not employed, hired, given money for labour and whatever shit. I wait for peanuts everyday, which at most provide me with a fufilling Macdonalds set meal. How horrible is my life.
It is a trend to complain that you are broke. Face it, I don't want to follow trends, but I AM broke.
Went out with Liting today, bought a whole lot of "I don't know why I buy them for" things. Like, these this deep pore cleansing masque thing, a facial foam, blotter ( if that's what you call it), a shaver (hallelujah, I can now shave like a boar).
All of a sudden, my life is taken over by these kinda skincare products. I got this SK II mask-like thing which you apply to your nose to get rid of all the blackheads and so on.
gosh, metrosexual sial.
Big time spender. What's next? Finely polished nails?
yikes...worse thing is, these thingys seem to have no effect. WAKAKAKAKAKAAK.
On Monday, 24th april, I walked into the ComDI room with Dongni. And, it certainly didn't look like a cds class to me. Almost 75% of the class is made up of IMD/MOI people. WOOOHOOO. Gahs.
I was in what...Leadership and character class. Oh wells. My first choice "using internet as a research tool" went busted. There's Caleb, Rika, Sharifah, Terrence, Simon, Lynette, Changboon and Dongni in the same class as me. Gahs.
See, that's school for you, no matter how hard I try to blog it out nice, it turns out o-so-boring.
Tuesday was Moses talk. wakakaka. Sat with the programme people. Liane on my left, Rachel on my right. Damn funny la. I could've died laughing there.
Oh, and congrats to all those on director's list:
IMD: Jasmine, Melinda, Lihkang
MOI: Neville, Soonmei, Zul, Jason, Abigail
WIN LIAO LOR.
NEXT YEAR, IT'S GONNA BE MINE!
*konks head* dream on
After that went lunching with Liting, Janice and Weilong. Ok la, sometimes, Weilong is a pretty nice guy. Then Weilong and Liting went to do add/drop. And I went to TM with Janice first. Met them later. yada yada.
Then we had mos burger, and Janice left with Weilong. Heard that they ran into Tom, Abby and Mave.
So I continued walking around with Liting. Then we saw Ferli, Zuozhi, Ira, Herbert, Weijie. So walk together lor. Then went pizza hut and see other people there. Matthew, Liujun, Penny, Yewei.
GAHS
Went home with Zuozhi, collected my green contacts.
I look like a vampire with those ultra fake green eyes man.
After many weeks of planning, meetings and bla bla bla, DOC started. And it lasted for 5 days and 4 nights, for the main com maybe even more.
It was fun, really. That 5 days were the most fun-filled period of the days in poly so far. Especially with the programmers. We rox.
Yawns, after 12 hours of sleeping, I still feel tired. gahs, what to expect from a camp right. I slept for about 4 hours each day la~
Yesterday night, the programmers were all sitting in Espace, then we were chatting. No, I didn't talk much la, I always keep very quiet during meetings de. Then they started from the first day the programmers met and so on. Then to the introduction, to the fighting for locations, to the explanation of our games, to playing too tii tui and go back jump in Espace, to moving around as one purple/red/yellow colony.
Then, some of the programmers cried. So touching. =(. I almost cried also sia! Although we came from different courses, and we only got together for like a week or so (not including the meetings). But, ya, like that lor.
I love the sub com!!!
People in programme:
Syafiq Justin Sook PohHan Vanessa Dennis Ron Jasmine Rika Lihkang Ilyana Neville JingJie Ronald Jonathan Gabriel Wanling Peihuan Ivy Rachel Jasline Catherine Lena Elizabeth Kenneth WeiXiang HuiYu Simin Peiling Fishy Yani Shariffah Nadiah Liane Shalyn
Why am I here? Why is my smelly ass not glued to design school's dirty carpet? Why am I not sitting in the LT and trying to learn the sign language? Why am I typing this entry?
Since I will be away for quite some time (DOC), I decided to throw in lots of pictures of myself *evil laughter*. And since Kristel and Wendy claim that I show the same boring expression in ALL my pictures, I decided to show many emotions for this entry.
!!!WARNING!!!
THIS ENTRY IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR PEOPLE WHO FEELS THAT PHOTOSHOPPING PICTURES IS SINFUL
Because the following pictures are heavily editted =)
!!!WARNING AGAIN!!!
IF YOU FEEL THAT I'M ALWAYS ACTING CUTE, THIS ENTRY IS NOT FOR YOU TOO. SO FUCK OFF.
Not that I want to mention who, no it's not you penny. It's the you-know-who. Ya la, what do you mean by act cute huh huh huh. Asshole. You're not welcomed here.
I LOVE CHOCOLATES. The milky, smooth, sweet (some bitter), yummilicious, brown, off white, CHOCOLATE.
The sinful stuff, HAH, who gives a damn about figure when presented with beautiful chocolate~ Since when did I start going so crazy over chocolates? Eh, don’t know leh. I used to avoid chocolates, cos they makes my pimples worse. BUT now, I will choose chocolate buffet over man han quan xi anytime.
Not ALL chocolates though. Not those cheap skate kind you find during Chinese new year, those wrapped in foil, in shape of coin or egg. Those are yucky.
Chocolate, chocolate, I love you. One box, two boxes, one lorry full. From Easter eggs to chocolate boots. Bitter sweet milky and yummy too.
Off with the mints and ice cream cone. Cool and refreshing but second to choc. Come the bars and chocolate steamboat. Gone the pepsi, sarsi and worse, coke.
Chocolate, chocolate, now you hear. I crown you king of all sugar. To me you are so very dear. So slide down my throat without fear.
What rubbish! HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Mr Chew is so kiddy poetic. WAKAKAKA.
Anyway, it’s nice to hear a compliment or two from people who reads my blog. THANK YOU!
Why is it that everytime when I say Chen Wei Lian is a blind man, my friends will call me bad or evil. Am I so wrong to say that?
"I don't like that blind man's songs." This is a killer statement ok. Let's analyze it. I don't like his songs. That's my personal view. Of course I don't point a gun down your throat and force you to stop listening to his beautiful and nasal voice. How he squints his eyes and look up, down, left, right. How he tries to shake a little on stage to provide a wee bit more entertainment.
He, being blind, is a fact. Me, not liking him, is a matter of opinion.
Why do I not like the 2006 superstar? You can't decide whether to like or hate a person if you don't know him/her well, unless you are a stupid superficial bastard. Ok then, label me as a stupid superficial bastard. Can I continue hating him now?
During the high time when the Finals of project suprerstar was drawing near, the newspaper kept claiming that if Wei Lian wins, it will be due to the sympathy vote.
GAH
Ok, at that time, I find these stupid papers really dumb. Until today, I really hate that blind man. The feeling comes naturally.
More examples of opinion is: Look asshole, your blog is boring Ah! JC people are so much smarter then poly people You are stupid You are fat
And so on, get it? And opinions are only your own perspective of a certain issue. Everybody will have they own opinion over something eh?
another thing I can't take it down is, why can't I comment on someone's singing?
"Eh this person's singing can kill a dinosaur"
And often, this sentence comes from nowhere: "Like you can sing very well like that~"
Neh neh pok can. Do you have to be Miss universe to think that someone ugly and fat? Don't tell me you are saint enough to give ANY opinion on anyone.
Do you have to be some top notch designer to pick on ugly dressing? Do you have to be a superior cook at some many-stars hotel to complain that your pasta makes you throw up?
The answer to all that: no
And hence, I don't have to be a canary to feel that someone's singing makes me sick, someone's advertisement makes me roar.
Don't stop me from making my opinions known. All you ninis
Remember I once asked how snails have sex? Sadly, they are deprived the pleasure of orgasm.
THEY DON'T HAVE SEX!
The snail is both male and female. Therefore, it can produce sperms and eggs at the same time ! Isn't that incredible ? However, to fertilize the eggs, the snails need to exchange sperms with each other. An animal which is both a male and a female is called a hermaphrodite. The brown garden snail lays about 80 spherical shaped white or yellowish colored eggs at a time into the topsoil of the ground. It can lay eggs up to six times a year. Snails take about 2 years to become adults.
Before I start on Kristel's birthday, I have something to announce. I am blur and stupid, neh neh pok and ku ku bird. Why? I pulled myself up from bed today and got ready for school. Because I thought there's a meeting for programmers today. When I reach school, it was totally empty, no meetings at all (not for programmers at least). GAH
And so I headed for the bus stop, on the way I saw Caleb, Constance, Cheri (not sure) and Aini. WHA LIEW EH. And they helped me confirm that there's NO meeting for programmers today.
That's Chew Jing Jie for you, blur like sotong.
OK, Kristel's birthday. Actually I wasn't as much excited about that as having to meet my LONG-LOST SENIOR. Like, I've not seen him for so darn long. MUAHAHHAA. So, Kristel's birthday wasn't as important la~ CHEY~. Kidding k, kidding.
So I was idle the whole day, chatted with several people on msn that afternoon (YES JANICE TOO), and got ready at 4+ PM. Quite kia su huh, afterall we're supposed to meet at 6 PM. NEH NEH POK.
And since I'm ready since then, I decided to snap some handsome faces. WAKAKAKKAKA.
Met up with Wendy and Kristel at Tampines MRT station, cos SengHo stepped on his officer's tail and had to book out late (laughs*).
Anyway, we walked aimlessly (Wendy, Kristel and me) until around 7PM I think. We were deciding which movie to watch nia. Since wealthy o me watched most of the movie. In the end, we decided to wait for SengHo to come before deciding. And hence we had dinner first.
At AJISEN. Gahs. Not I wanna complain, but I don't like the food there, I don't know why Kristel will go head over heels for the food. PUI.
I DID wait that long ok, if you think I'm just trying to make it seem that they're taking forever. I don't understand why people will take FOREVER to look at menus. Like, as if you can literally taste the food by looking. They're "seeing" which ramen is nicer. Or I call it, looks nicer.
How can you tell if something taste heavenly just by looking? That's it, you CAN'T.
And the wait for the ramen continues~
You know the set meal at AJISEN? You choose a ramen, a side dish and a drink. Who haven't heard of soft shell crab? I think you people should go and die (those who hadn't). I chose soft shell crab for my side dish and the two "ladies" went EEEEEEE. Hello? Soft shell crab is nice ok. AJISEN's one was only ok, I had nicer ones at elsewhere. AJISEN is really...terok.
Pardon the spelling error, it's actually TON TORO RAMEN, not ton tora. And I guess TON TORO is somehow related to salty. PUI. So fucking salty. Is that msg or just plain seawater~
Now, look at this spoilt brat.
I don't understand Kristel la, cos we already said we were going to treat her to a meal. That's her present. And she was whining all the time. "I want present, P-R-E-S-E-N-T." Hell.
And you think it's cheap!? Take a look at this!
49.95 SGD ok! Still complain. I'm not wealthy, rich, nor loaded. Take it or leave it! Heh~
Finally Sengho came and we watched Ultraviolet, which was really dumb. I think it's too graphic liao, Like the whole movie was shot in a studio, all the settings, buildings and bla bla bla were added in using some stupid computer. The story? Sucks.
And it's 9.50 SGD.
Someone bring me back to JB where there's RM9 movie tickets!
And the photo taking continues~
And that's all. I hope the editting of the pictures were nice. MUAHAHHAHAHA. I was bored.
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Hello to all those reading this post. I've only left the blog un-updated for 3 days, or slightly longer. During this period of time, I went to Johor and DOC trial camp. *laughs*
Alrighty, I shall drop the serious typing and go on to the ongoings~
Ok, on Sunday, in my previous post I mentioned that my mother wanted me to go JB with her, together with some relatives. But I didn't go because I will be going there with my sister on Monday already and I don't want to go somewhere so far on two consecutive days. Right? Yea.
And on Monday morning, I woke up and washed up. I didn't know what to wear, so I ended up quite...ugly. I took the bus and MRT all the way to Tiong Bahru where I met WeiWen and her friend, Alex (I think, there was no proper introduction). And off we go to JB.
When I crossed the custom and stepped inside JB, gosh..I didn't feel the difference, not that it's supposed to have any. The weather still can kill a cow and the people still look Singaporish. The biggest difference is the "TEKSI" (taxi).
So cute la, almost everything is directly translated. HAHAHAHAH.
We WALKED to the nearest mall first. City plaza or something, WAH, I like that place man! It's like a multi-storey orchard road and the 5th floor as Bugis street. There's no difference from SG shopping malls. But it's DEFINITELY more spacious for you to even jump and roll on the floor. Then I walked past this store which is a Malaysia brand and it's all black and white. WHOA SO NICE SIAL. I wanted to take a look, tsk tsk tsk, but looks too high class for me le =D.
JB is also more polluted than SG I must say. I saw a bus emitting smoke from the..erm..butt area. Like BOOM.
We went to get movie tickets for Yours, Mine and Ours. Since that's the movie WeiWen set her eyes on. ANd it cost RM9 per ticket. WHOA LIEW EH. And guess what, the FRAGILE movie I watched in SG last week cost me 9.50 SGD ALREADY.
That's a good thing for JB, everything is like so cheap. =)
See this?
Again, even when you buy movie tickets, you get this packet of mint. So cool. I thought it's something like multi-pack condom or something at first.
HAHAHAHAHAH, free advetorial~
Then, I had this set of one chicken, one fries and one soft drink. Guess the price. RM 5 BUCKS NIA. Omg omg omg.
Whoa, I really feel like moving to JB if not for the polluted air man! But somehow, I also feel that some of the things there are so antique. Like the jukebox and the stufftoy machine once upon a time.
This is the jukebox, and it is left mute until Alex decided to feed it 50 SEN (about 25 cents SGD). And it played some songs from greenday. He was saying how stingy all the other people in the fastfood restaurant were, because after that 2 songs, the whole place went "pin drop silent"
Another old thingy...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
Back to MerryBrown or whatever. What the hell la, I like the chicken nia, so juicy inside (it's oil actually). But WHO cares~. I'm handsomely FAT. WAKAKAKKAKAKAK.
That is a lousy camera cos I said so.
WeiWen: It's 5 megapixels you know.
JJ: like, so? Having more MP doesn't make it godly. NEH NEH POK!
And finally, to top it all off, a question.
What on earth is a quarter leg?
NOTE: SHOPPING AND EVERYTHING IN JB SPONSORED BY MISS CHEW WEI WEN AND HER FRIEND ALEX. Yes, They paid for EVERYTHING. I didn't even pay a cent. HAHAHAHA THAT'S WHY I KEPT SAYING THE THINGS ARE CHEAP. Anyway, I got a shirt and a pants for RM 142, quite ok la~ since I'm not paying.
DOC
I got not much to say about this camp. Since, I'm one of the programmers and I'm not playing the games and whatever not. But I heard from MANY of my GL friends comment that it's boring.
OH WELL, time to change plan~
ACTUAL DOC ON 18TH, 4 DAYS 2 NIGHTS (or 3 nights?). *SCREAMS AND RUN AWAY*
You see, yesterday night, or you can call it early morning of 2nd april. Around 4.30 AM I went to find ZuoZhi at the market market place near our homes. Then, we sat there until like 6++ AM cos I told him I'm afraid of the dark. not really actually, I'm more worried about the robbers, murderers and rapists around my neighbourhood. HAH. What a joke for some one who don't have any wealthy or sexy figure that will arouse the senses of those old market ladies.
So I received a call from my mother at 6++, who apparently thought that I've been KIDnapped. HAHAHHA. And told me to buy some stuffs back. On the way home, I felt that I'm like those super duper guai kia who helps his own mother do marketing.
COOL EH, FIRST IT'S HOUSEWORK, NOW IT'S MARKETING!
smug~
Then when I got home (cos today is qing ming I think), she asked me whether I wanna go bai bai too. And after that go straight to JB shop shop. She said that my cousin wanted to go but didn't because I am not going. So I told my mother to tell her that I'm going so we can like 2 youngsters shop till we drop.
But no, I remembered that I'm going JB tomorrow with my sister too! And I don't wanna go there for 2 consecutive days. So I was pretty glad when my uncle called and said that my cousin misplaced her passport and can't go. YAY.
Nevermind that. Great thing now is, I'm pathetickly (pardon me) broke and I'm going to be outside for the whole week.
Monday: JB-ing with sister Tuesday: Orientation camp Wednesday: Orientation camp Thursday: Going out with SoonMei YiJie (not confirm) Firday: Kristel's birthday celebration
FUCK! SO PACKED!
This is crazy. Just came back from ZuoZhi's place, watched campus superstar there. I'm not going to comment on any of the contestants in case i get hacked to death the very next day. =)
Yes, I am closing this blog down for good. Why? Because I am already sick of the world's superficiality, how one hides his or her own true thoughts for fear that it will invoke some unhappiness in others.
I do not want to continue blogging like this, lying to the world. And I will NOT start a new blog. If I want to record my life, i rather write them down on cheaponana paper and pen.
Goodbye everyone. Thanks for reading my blog all this while.
Thank You! Hi dumbass, this is an april fool's joke la. Close the blog? Mad.