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♥ Maplestory ♥
9.30.2005
ooo kewl, we decided to blog about the same thing..me and changboon that is...WAKAKAK...cos we're so addicted to it!...YES~..its MAPLESTORY..mr JJ strikes back...wakakkakakaa...had been playing from night till morning with cb, yeeling, zuozhi and yeeling's fren for these few days...SUPER FUN LA
some reason whie this is a good game
it is FREE..unless u wanan use the cash shop..WHICH IM GOING TO...yay..change hair change hair...
it kills boredom...truly...i haven typed bored for 4 days..writing this entry is the first after that 4 days..
it is educational..YUP YUP...u noe y?..cos im not supposed to curse inside...NOT EVEN THE WORD SHIT...can type shiet though...and fauck...and c.b...as long as its not too commonly used de vulgarity jiu ke yi le
it generates creativity!...omg...it will be SO dull if u dont imagine somethingwhile ure playin...for eg. changboon came up with moves like xiao li chang dao and jiu yin shen gong...chao ji lame
mi?
"hiak hiak hiak..da si ni, da si ni, da si ni..."
"pig head! kan ni wang na-er tao!"
so crazy laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im officially addicted to it...YES...the first thing i do when i wake up is on com...NA DLAL THE WAY UNTIL I SLP...im lurving it...
gonna add some screenshots tonight..then can show u all..tee hee hee...
sry for the short entry..im going back to game...tata~ muacks
 Penned at 4:47 PM
♥ A little thought ♥
9.28.2005
i just read xiaxue's blog..you should too..before you continue with my blog...
schools like that still exist?!?!..so...sigh...lao gu ban...k..ive nv experienced anything like those...like erm...my teachers didnt get my friends to steer clear...and in fact..my friends are the ones who score top 10 in class..ALWAES...i was refering to sec sch time la...
me neh?..wakakkaka..last...i remember everytime mrs teh return papers...wah kao eh..si bei ma lu one sia...u see..mrs teh has this habit of arranging test or exam papers..from the highest to lowest...nv fails...
then theres 40 people in my class...and..if im not the last one to be called..then im the second last one...diao...
but still...my dearest teachers didnt order the whole class to like...keep a distance from me?...no lor..wad a wonderful sch nia...wakakakak...
thinking back...for sec 4 prelims...i think i only passed chinese and E maths..and they are NOT distinction..the rest....erm...erm...erm...fail la~~~
then comes A maths lesson..wah kao...i always nv do albert de homework oneeeeee..not that i lazy ta do nia..is i realli DUNNO...=P...since i happen to sit beside youzhen...y not COPY rite?...=X..oops...cos youzhen is REAL SMART...he can get all 8 subjects distinction!!!!!!!!!...so inhuman..even SS i think...
so albert...my math teacher..alwaes ask me go to dar whiteboard and do the sums...obviously...i made a clown outta myself la~~~..but like doesnt matter leh...none of my classmates seem to mind the stupidity...mine..my stupidity..lol
then theres mdm goh...omg..i didnt realise so many people dont like her lor...is it?...i not sure..but i luv this chinese teacher man!...so kewl la...she jokes with us la...then...aiya derno la...very gd jiu dui ler
i realli miss sec sch life...and im so grateful my sec sch is nothing like those mentioned in xiaxue's blog...THANK GOD..
Penned at 2:35 PM
♥ MSpaint ♥
9.26.2005
do you people even notice the wonderful program hidden in ur com all this time?...MSpaint...aye..so its useless yea?..it cant do gradients and all those stuffs...
but surely theres some use for it...
lets say..people dont believe i made this blogskin entirely from MSpaint..no photoshop, no oekaki or wadeva...
and i get stupid remarks in the past...like
"MSpaint cant do anything near that"
"prove it kid!"
and wtf...face it losers...the fact you cant do anything like so..doesnt mean others cant...
so im going to prove it...=) in this entry...
also a simple tutorial to get you start loving MSpaint..
IMPORTANT, IM NOT CLAIMING TO BE AN EXPERT HERE, IF YOU VIEW ME AS ONE I CANT HELP IT IN ANY WAY
*smirk*
WAKKAKAKA k la lets start
open paint program in ur come first..can find rite?...hai..those who cant....
go to [start]..then [all programs]...next...go to [accessories]...then open paint...simple neh?
once you open MSpaint..put it to fullscreen..and extend the white part big big...a bigger space is easier to work with..
to start with a face...make a circle...click that circle icon...in shape os an oval i think
pretty easy to follow?..people who cant get here..please stick to using pencil and paper...thanks..
then start playing with the curves function...yupp..until u can make pretty smooth curves..many ask how i do smooth lines using mouse...USE CURVES LA..since when did i mention use mouse and DRAW out...
then you add a little fringe to ur face...make it any style
not easy leh...i shall wait while u get this right..dont have to copy exact...since u need time to get this rite..i shall continue tomorrow...
nah im kidding...whether you get it or not..im moving on..
nx add the ears...unless ur character has loads of hair..then it covers the ear..then i think its fine...
if not..add two curves at the sides
tada..can see a head forming yea?..but now the top part like quite flat...
so we erase that...and make it higher up...
tada!..
so basically you can go into adding facial details liao...unless u wanna change a whee bit of the face..lets say make it plumper...
like so..
yup..
to make eyes...my style of eyes just sux la..so beady..like teddy bear..so try to come up with your own's...
i made a black circle..then added two smaller white circles inside...and then drew a curve touching the top..quite easy...then i copy the eye..and pasted another one...then flip it horizontal..
people who dont get the previous paragraph..i cant understand...=)
kawaii neh?
nx you add more curves here and there...
the nose..the brows...
to add the mouth...find out urself...different expression..different mouths, eyes and brows..
and youre done!...
play around with MSpaint more...and you can make something more elaborated...
like so..
i did this long ago ok...hahs...pretty mar??? i know i know im a genius...LOL
Penned at 2:56 PM
♥ lalala ♥
whoot its the hol..its a lil late for mi to state that now uh...but nvm..i JUST got into the mood..to slp until the sun burn with anger..to eat until i empty the fridge..to game from night till morning...to tv till the screen flickers...
yup...typical holiday of JJ...oh..and alittle bit of hanging out...
take note: ive changed my blog addy..please change my link too =)
how can anyone slp until 2 in the afternoon..and continue napping from 5 onwards until 8?...fact is...not many master that ability yet..i belong to the minority...wth..
i slpt at er...5am todae..and woke up at 11.30...today is quite normal...yesterdae..i slpt at 3..woke at 2...nap at 5..tv at 8..woa kewl
k nvm
ever wonder how much heat a human butt can produce?...stand up now and feel ur bottom..it shld be pretty heated...hmm...if onli human help chickens hatch eggs...it would be pretty fast...
on second thot..better not la...later egg all pi chiak
Penned at 1:59 PM
♥ Condom ♥
9.25.2005
*a mother finds an unopened pack of condom in son's room*
at least its not opened
*a mother finds an opened pack of condom but not used*
at least he hasnt used it
*a mother finds a used condom in son's room*
at least he practices safe sex
*one day the mother didnt find any condom in the room*
AH BOI AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penned at 12:06 AM
♥ TV craze ♥
9.24.2005
k im infected with the hunger-for-tv virus and theres no vaccine for it..WAKAKKA...in my previous post...i was talking abt the dragon human show and the XXX show...after that entry...i went for another round of tv-ing...
SEARCHING FOR MY POLESTAR
omg so cool la...two weeks back..i was lazing on the sofa...then trying to find a pleasing programme on tv...so i kept hitting those few numbered buttons..
*toot toot toot toot*
then i stopped at channel U...its a brand new japanese show on..so i watched lor..realli addictive...i wouldnt say its superb...its more of touchy feely kind...about..erm...7 friends i think.. tomoya, kyoichi, mifuyu, kenta, takeshi, yuri and satomi...they were in the same club in the U la...star gazing thingy club...
on the first episode...they went star gazing..then theres this shooting star which FLEW across the sky..lol...so they made a wish each..in front of a video cam...if i remember correctly..
kyoichi wants to reconstruct japan's economy
satomi wants to be the first among the group to be married
yuri wants to find a guy better than takeshi
takeshi...erm...forgot la..not important
mifuyu wants to be a pri sch teacher
tomoya wans to the best at anything...this is funny..the whole group went.."huh what?"..and he said..whatever...no goal actually
kenta made a wish too...but the video cam ran out of space..HAH...
quite interesting...after three years...they were separated...but brought back together at satomi's wedding...yes she got her wish..shes the first to get married
so the 7 came back together...and each changed...except tomoya...still the happy go lucky kind
kyoichi was believed to be most successful..however these few episodes he was sorta demoted...hes a practical guy...alwaes pointing others flaws
tomoya was the exact opposite of kyoichi..he encourages peers...good eh
mifuyu failed all 3 years of the pri sch teacher examination..quite sad...
satomi is tied down by her new family
yuri has an affair with her superior..and when they broke up...she was demoted..not very well liked by colleagues either...thot to be a vixen
takeshi...worked illegally to repay his dad's debt...cohabiting with yuri...but..quite cold towards her..
kenta..preparing to take over his family's fish shop...
quite sad eh?...and actually each of them hid their own problems..and all are truthful only to tomoya..cos he hasnt changed..quite good
its a touching story neh!
Penned at 6:14 PM
♥ Result ♥
Comdi - D+
Ideation - B+
2DArFun - A
3DArFun - B+
Drawess - B
CnE - D
happy? HELL NO! 2Ds! what the...its so darn pathetic! GPA 2.75..this is BAD
result was release yesterday, real bad. depressing! ahhhh!!! comdi, ok good thing is i passed. cos really didnt put in effort for that subj. CnE, argh. D?!..fk!!!!
the others are okay i guess. only thing is just that tiny step to an A...GOD!...for ideation..yea...i didnt submit some things...for 3D, maybe im screwed by those darn pottery. for drawess, should be the stupid sketchbook not gd enough...sigh
I WANT MY As!!!
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what is deemed as blogging properly? throwing in tons of photos then little captions here and there, which people are not even interested to read? uh uh. so i was told once, that im not blogging properly nowadays..like heck! can you determine blogging properly????
whatever comes to my mind i vomit them all out. fullstop. try making me blog your way. every entry with loads of photos, but in the end? nobody reads. its dumb!
nevermind who said that now, if he/she is reading this they'll know
ANYWAY, im so into TV-ing now...yeah...7 o clock strucks and you find mi seated nicely on the sofa watching channel 8 the dragon show..haha...quite lame la...dragons and human...but since ive been catching it these few days then why not carry on ya?...so yesterday..the dragons finally saved the long wang...dragon king...wakakkaka..so farnie...i dunno why i just find that show amusing..looking at the dragon piuuu here then zooom there...haha...
k so from 8 until 9 its random...i dont really watch that attentively...then 9 o clock..the X show
was watching [beyond the axis of truth II] these few night. people who've been glued to TV shouldve that julian hee is playing a..erm...not quite mentally retard...more like...unable to control body movements de role...i dunno abt you people..but ive been wanting to blog about this for a long time..the first time i see julian on channel 8 was the swimming show with fiona xie..that..lover boy role...thats the first time
this is the second time im seeing him on channel 8..and omg...when i see him so..vibrate vibrate...i cannot breath nia...its like i will also shiver and shake as heavily as him...kao...his appearance in that show really affects me la~~~
i really love that show niaaa...abby lurves it too!! woots...i like stella and her darn red hair as zhou xing xing...and i like the derno-who-forgot-her-name as the cool cool de pinyu..and also the smart smart de zhugefei and the erm....xueming i think...COOL!
stella so cute in the way she talks...like..."cake" out the sound one...
stella: "bu yao geng zhe wo bu yao geng wo jiang hua bu yao jiao wo de ming zi!!!"
zhugefei: "-.-"
WAKKAKAKAKA...translation time...
stop following me, dont talk to me and DONT call my name
in that squeaky mousey voice...haha...
oh so after watching that..i will be online..until around 12...during this time is mostly blogging la..bla bla bla...den after that...BACK TO TV...wah..yesterdae got the... BATS...kewl shiet..i watch before liao..but still watch..nice nia....after watching bats...i came back into room..and continue watching vcds...and i slept at ard 4...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
result: woke up at 1pm
Penned at 1:59 PM
♥ slanguage ♥
9.22.2005
BEFORE I START, FRIENDSTER IS SO KEWL, LOOK AT WHAT I DID
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2939828
since when have i completed a sentence without mixing english, chinese, and a lil dialect? very seldom i would say. the only times ive done so were during oral, english lessons in class, presentation. and yup, during chinesse lessons (secondary sch time) i still mix my talks. and even now when i talk to lecturers, i cant possibly use one language alone to complete the conversation.
"eh shirlyn, this one de colour like guai guai de"
"jeffrey!! todae de presentation got grade anot?"
how insane? very.
the attempt to try juggling two languages perfect failed, and i even tried taking up a third language. oh my i think im gonna die anytime soon.
BUT, (never start a sentence with buts and ands kids) i thought its like a style of singaporeans, to mix and mingle. i almost never fail to mix chinese and english, they sound cool and cute when placed together.
may it be a blessing, obviously its lik the half pail one pail logic if youve ever heard of
half pail of english water, and half pail of chinese water = one big pail of singlish
not that i dont wanna mix in malay or tamil, i would. provided i know a tiny bit of it. i once watched on tv, they were discussing how malays and indians in singapore wear traditional clothes during festivals and most chinese dont?
fact is, most chinese in singapore dont see themselves as chinese, rather, singaporean. thats the unique identity. so comes the origin of singlish today
older generations, my mum, even added some pinch of malay in her sentences. things like yaya. yup. i saw that on tv earlier. which means proud or sth.
so is singlish a universally official language? i doubt. for one, we dont have a dictionary which contains singlish. heck with the what, why, where, who, when, how thing..we are picking up ar, lor, la, hor, leh, chey.
typical typical
and i feel uneasy if i dont include abit of these add-ons in my speech..
"where you all going AR?"
"really MEH?"
"CHEY, like that only"
and seriously i need to think throught my sentence to make sure its not to singlishfied, it didnt work.
i went to a ktv place yesterday. and theres this guy, who sat infront of the door and collects tickets. so lynette was telling him that we needa go out to wait for someone to hand him the tix, and that we will be back later in pure, perfect chinese
and the guy went "huh?"
so i figured, oh, maybe hes those jiak kang tang one [english speaking ones]. and so i just translated simply
then he answered..IN CHINESE..
i rolled my eyes la, like what the hell. if you understood in the first place then dont bother huhing. for one, it makes u look stupid. another, it makes us irritated.
and that totally reminds me, we were forbiddened to say huh when i was as young as P2. obviously i didnt obliged to that, i still huhed my way through pri sch and sec sch and everything is still fine
do you realise "huh" is actually an english word?
go to dictionary.com and search, thats what i did..and...
2 entries found for huh.
huh ( P ) Pronunciation Key (h)interj.
Used to express interrogation, surprise, contempt, or indifference.[Download Now or Buy the Book]
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth EditionCopyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
huh
HUH: in Acronym Finder
pretty impressive HUH?..i wished i went back to P2 and slap the person's face with this fact..if i didnt remember wrongly..MRS PETERSON
oh my, that scary woman
sometimes i wonder if my mom is talking to more than one person, like our phone conference thingy. cos she can speak english, chinese, cantonese, hokkien MIXED
rojak nia
aye, and trying to type this entry in better english is totally killing me too. cos jingyun told me her friend, who happened to be a malay, reads my blog regularly. thanks whoever you are.
PS. loads of mistakes in entry, spot and win a slap from me
Penned at 10:02 PM
♥ Kelvin's wedding ♥
9.21.2005
its been so long since i last wake up at 6+ to 7 in the morning..yea...the last time i did so..was when i was working in prime...but 18th sep..i woke at 7..kaos...so earli..and guess wad..its RAINING!...the darn perfect weather to slp in..kao eh...
so i got up..lazily...and made my wae to the bathroom...changed and did everything needed...was ready by 7.20..quick ehs?..haha
and from there i went to kelvin's house...and there..the tea ceremony took place..oh oh oh...i didnt know i can offer tea and take ang pow de leh!...so i did lor...got 2 ang paos...
then took mrt back home with sis...slpt from red hill to pasir ris...tired las...once we reach home...sis went to bed...me...i played come fer awhile..den slp until 5...AND ITS RUSH HOUR AGAIN...got up and bathe and everything..kaos..
nv try to understand weddings...they kill much brain cells...argh
sis wanted to take pictures..and so we took some before going off..
guys please do not drool..its the work of makeup...
short lor...140++ onli leh...=X..omg..i hope she dont read my blog..
and we pose...
and pose..
and pose...
and pose...
and then we went down to get a cab..aye..problem with having no vehicle..cabbbbbbbbbb everytime, everywhere...
and more pose when we went downstairs..somehow..i think zilian-ness is in the chew's genes..
u see?..sigh...shes a serious case la
k..me too..=P..aiya..can put magazine cover liao la...kids company la..WAKAKAK
YUCKS..cut that slutty look! =X
whoa..shuai dai ler...bhb rite..aye...LOL
so FINALLY...after all these photoshoot...and bear in mind i didnt post ALL..theres MORE...i only picked afew lor...k..finally theres a cab in sight...mi, sis and mum took the back seat..as usual...and...u see ar..from pasir ris to suntec..like...veri long journey rite?...so wad to do on taxi leh?...
thats right children...MORE PHOTOS...omg..we were driving the driver NUTSS...lol
i suggested this pose..so kewl rite..=)..actually...took alot of piccy on taxi...damn paiseh leh...the taxi driver pretended not to know anything...WAKAKAKAK...
introducing...the lao fuo ye and the ge ge
hahs...my mom..so cute hor?..that explains why im so kewt also la~~~..so kewt de mother..
sien ar~~~~~ half an hour liao...still not there yet
pretty hor?..wan ask mi pai guang gao can e mail me POLITELY la...WAKKAKAKA...if not...photographer also can...although i need consider..
omg..not again
sae cheezy peazy lucky plaza pizza with extra pepperoni to go with milo freeze..=)..SMILE~~
HOW TRUE LOR...i need ocbc man
after many obstacles and many chiki chiki takes...we finally arrived at..SUNTEC CITY!!
hi, welcome to suntec, im cww, pleased to meet u, would you like a drink? peanuts?
"AH SHUT UP"
and...fortunately unluckily, theres more waiting to do
until...im out of shape
hmm..looks like im still waiting
well..lets intro abit..meet..the lim family!
dunno wheres uncle...shld be go toilet ba
red wine!!!!!!..dont be deceived...its taste horrible...
and uh uh, i didnt drink, im a gd boi...=)..oh thats evon..interested parties please call 99999999
si mi lan
"oops nth...WW!!!! take foto!!"
"ok ok!"
whoa...sui
AHHH..WHEN CAN I LOSE MY BABY FATS!
kenneth so purthing...sit different table from us...nvm..i go chiki chiki with him
0.o..so blur
SISSSSSS
oo enyer so cute!
wearing baby armani...=/...kkids nowadays...hai
k after all those phototaking...its about time dinner starts rite!..hurray!..and the couple came in..and....
TADA!
ok now wheres my dinner...=X
lemme show you my table space
i was wondering..how come the soysauce and the tea look alike de...and so i asked my sis...
"if i give u a cup of tea and a cup of soy sauce, would you be able to tell the difference?"
and the whole table laughed..they get my point...
so i didnt touch the tea, nor the soysauce throughout the whole dinner..ahy take the risk
then theres this poor china guy whos supposed to be serving our table..and my cousin and sis gave him a hard time...at first..my sis didnt receive any drink offers from him...cos he went one round and stopped at me...didnt continue...wrong wrong
so my sis asked
"excuse me, do you realise we dont have drinks?"
we, refering to evon n herself lor...
and the china guy was so...tensed...its his first time working as a..erm..waiter?...ya..
so the whole dinner...while serving our table...he was..shivering...lol
k not
DINNER START
first dish..mixed plate, prawn balls, jellyfish, roasted sth and spring roll
i took these...ya..small appetite ma..i wan having a headache..and i got two ulcers on my TONGUE...darn
JJ TRIVIA TIME: guess whats this made of?
second dish..sharkfin soup..with needle mushroom, mushroom, crab meat, erm erm erm erm erm erm..egg..loadsa starch
third dish coming up, swimmer from the sea..fresh grouper steamed with high quality ginger, spring onions and bla bla
im so NOT into fish..therefore
heehee..gd mar...diet diet
fourth dish, also from the sea...LIVE prawn..wakakak..thats what the menu said...drunken wine prawns...omgg..yummy...but too tedious to peel..
so i had one
fifth dish, veg of the day, broccoli!
wakakakka..like those french cuisine hor...one small portion on one big plate
sixth dish..mutated chicken fried with black stuff
i lurve chicken...this was dar best
seventh dish...ee-fu mian...aka...clothe noodle
oops..i forgot to take piccy before eating..so after eating will do...lol...
last dish...mango sth sth dessert...erm..wonder y theres no picture?..cos i didnt eat...
i had panadol..so cant mix with alcohol...nor mango..weird logic..sigh
and so...thats 18th sep for me..a busy busy hungry hungry day...
Penned at 2:54 PM
♥ Activities on MRT ♥
sigh, so i cant seem to get back my camera..yea its been stolen, or pickpocketed, or simply dropped..
nah im kidding, my hungry, despo, camera crazy sis took it..and..NEVER DID RETURN...hey i need those pics!! why do you think i painstaking forsake the luxury of that banquet for!..
shucks..oh well..shall do sth before people start thinking im closing this lovely yummilicious page down
MRT BLUES!
sometimes, when you NEED to travel from one point of SG to the OTHER point of SG in an MRT, bring sth onto the train. and make that serious. ahuh, so theres this little soul who wishes to move his butt all dar wae from pasir ris to boonlay on an mrt..KEWL...and obviously + needless to say, that yours truly, me. GOD SPARE ME THE AGONY!
something tells me im seriously late when i woke up at 12.30 and realised im the only pig at home!..HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU!..and my sis asked me out the other night..HOLY POO!...so i quickly call her..
"where you"
"jurong pt swenson. why?"
"i thot u sae going make hair?"
"make liao lor, now eating lunch"
"OMG. what time u leave house de???"
"7"
"k i meet u at jurong pt"
well heck...so...i showered...AND RUSHED...and received tons of smses and calls from sis and calvin...AHHHH...fkfkfkfkfkfkfk...
and i just grabbed any shirt and any pants and any bag and any anything and went rolling off...phew...
this was what i brought along in my ILT bag: discman, waterbottle
hurray! so ive got water to drink when im dehydrating and some covers for my ear when some big ass farts! wootsie yea
damn wrong..i shouldve brought along my book!...im despereately trying to finish this..urm...book...for almost 1 week...AHH...darn pathetic...im not even halfwae through...oh bother
k..back to MRT shiet...lemme list down SOME of the things people do on MRT
1.newspapering
2.reading THICK books
3.comics make you kewl
4. discman rox
5.mp3 is fine too
6.how bot ipods?
7.snorezz
8.looking at own's reflection in the glas opposite
9.talking aloud
10.babysitting
11.studying
12.flirting
alright that about it...all i can juice out..pretty impressive...afew years back from today..you can even find people EATING and DRINKING on the train..power...
y cant we have meals on train? oh lemme tell u..its dirty...
=D
so wad we eat is dirty..bear that in mind...ka puke
i seldom giv up seats to elderly too...ya im so inconsiderate..please highlight..i SELDOM...not never...
eons ago...theres this..wrinkled face bitch...who came up to my cousins and..me, the prince...AND DEMAND THAT ONE OF US IV UP OUR SEAT FOR HER..eh hello la...i remember im onli like P4 or P5 lor
neither of us budge...neh neh ni poo poo..so wad..im disrespectful leh...cannot huh...plant more wrinkles la!
so she grew so mad..she started hurling mad dog remarks at us
"shame on you, dunno wad to do when u see old woman, bla bla bla bla bla"
that reminds me...i watched meteor garden...then...dao ming si went onto the public bus for the first time..and he ordered a simplito to stand up for him to sit...ABSURD...i laughed...LOUDEST in the living room...
people will offer the buttplace to you if they wan...if they dont, NO POINT CURSING THEM UH?
aye...lets not bother myself with such...pests..
so i met sis at toys r us..kewl...theres no more brats big babies!..i cant find them!..remember the doll i posted way back???? its gone!!!oh well..nvm...so i went ard hunting for things to buy...thats JJ..when he go shopping..he MUST buy sth..but!..these few days..he cant seem to get his hands on ANYTHING..
i wanted a bag
"sory this is the last piece"
CRAP!
i wanted the watch
"eh its kinda faulty"
fk it la...when can i get sth thats working and new?!...sis...got loads of things...everytime she goes out...thats the difference between working individuals and non working individuals...
i gotta watch my pocket...MORE closely than a 55 pound bulldog...
that numeric was random...
I NEED A LIFE!...get it at all JJ supermarket pte ltd
oo i miss prime...=)
MUST..get hold of camera tml!..do do or die!..
muahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
Penned at 1:29 AM
♥ uh oh ♥
9.17.2005
oh muack muack bloggy do yew miss me????
thats so utterly disgusting..apparently i havent been updating my blog much..
SORRY NEH!
too rotten to blog niwaes..yea though i used to be so hyper about this blogging thing...but nowadays..blech...
my com is down!!!!..so i cant blog as much..=(
Penned at 9:53 PM
♥ WhoaA ♥
9.11.2005
lemme nag abit..these few days...quite packed...hurms...starting from thurs...
yipee..went to changboon's house with sista...gawd..his mother is so friendly la!..so sis did her hair first...wakakak...didnt take any picture..wud be rude...but i can describe though...WAKAKAK...
she had her head covered with a bag like thingy...den..SMOKE STARTED COMING OUT..lol...she said its COLD...hmm..its treatment neh..den i chose my colour...aye...at first i chose the same colour as present...but...sis and boon ma ask me to choose copper...AND ITS SO RED...but gd thing it didnt turn out red lik stella huang in X files...phew
after that..sis went home first...then i stayed and helped boon with his drawess..hmm..not bad ma...got improvement neh!..and his hard work paid off..he got C i think?..YAY...
after that went to popular with him..i bought white poster colour for the clouds...yada yada...and then i went home...stood on the bus for quite long before having a seat...aww...
............................................thurs end....................................................
friday is submission!..woke up quite early..saw daphne online..and decided to meet up with her first...then submit lor...
placed my sketchbooks and the A2 on the table den left the room...then we went to studio and played murderer...woots...its my first time playing..jasmine too..LOL...sher darn funny la!..cos she dunno whats going on..and shes the detective..yup...i peeped...den the murderer winked at her...den she sae
"im dead"
and i exclaimed "HOW CAN YOU DIE?!"
THEN EVRYBODY LOOK AT ME...lol...k la...den i sae shes the detective lor...wakakkaka...chao lame
im not a very good murderer though...i wink quite slowli...oooo so sensual..lol
then went back to collect our works...hmm...think most pass...and i got B+...quite bothered by it...its he wanna gimme a B+ y not bring it up to an A?...haish...humans can never be satisfied..
after that went to TM and CS with the 5 girls..quite fun ba..at the arcades...we went to both...LOL...then daphne and penny were playing house of the dead...and i sat in between..AND THEY YELLED AND SCREAMED AND SCREECHED..omg...and i was laughing non stop..LOL...
after that...went to LJS...had combo 1...hmm..jamie has a big appetite ehs...one meal still not enough...ayes...
oh ya we took neoprints too...but dunno when...dunno before meal or after meal...wadEVa..
then christine, daphne and yahui went off..left mi and penny and jamie..so we shopped for penny's brother's birthday present...
then went home..yippeee
-----------------------------friday end-------------------------------------
saturday rocks man...slpt til noon...then came online..did nothing...then kristel and weny came at 5...played mahjong...
dear peeps...if you are not gd at anything..then dont offer to teach me anything...
kristel and wendy know NUTS about mahjong..and they sae wan teach me!?..siao bo...so my mom ended up helping us play..WAKAKAKAK...pro wors....im still very anti-mahjonging one ok...
after that they had dinner at my house too...ooo..they say mama cook de food very niceeeee..cos she made the duck...dont taste like duck..and kristel sae thats the first time she enjoyed eating duck...oh crap..i thot its an insult..but she assured me its not..LOL
after that went to bedok pasar malam and started eating like theres no tomorrow..omg..ive sinned...had sushi, tapioca cake, tea egg, tutu kueh and erm...think thats all..all those in bedok..omg..and my belly almost bursted!..kao eh....scary rite...
then we went home ler...i laughed non stop ever since i settled down in the bus...HAH...kristel is darn blur la..and wendy's attempt to understand her made everything even more funny lor!...hahs
aye..where wud i be without people like them...
Penned at 1:45 PM
♥ if you haven noticed... ♥
9.10.2005
IM INVOLVED IN THE SINGAPORE WRITERS FESTIVAL!
kewl...i got prove...
you shldve seen this at most bus stops already...aye..what to do?..when ure a darn good blogger
nothing of that sort happened..its photoshopped..
Penned at 1:35 PM
♥ grades ♥
aye aye lemme flaunt my grades! buahahahha..
2D
portfolio-10/10
sketchbook-10/10
chingay, 80%..
hmm..not bad not bad...
3D
folio #1-B+
folio #2-C
folio #3-B+
Assignment-A
Journal-B+
ok so 3D is more crap...ARGH...IM RUINED!
Drawess
final assignment-B+
SHIET!!!!..where did i go wrong!
for ignorant people: ya im SHOWING OFF. so please slap my face with ruthless remarks
for angels: hahs..make me feel like God..WAKAKAKAK
Penned at 12:10 PM
♥ Princess treasury ♥
9.09.2005
once upon a time not so distant from now, lived a rather pathetic looking girl call cylinderlala. She had a charming face, but an average cylinder figure. her mother died when she was onli 3 months 3 days 3 hour and 3 minutes old. so she found herself with a step mom and 2 step sis very soon after. since most guys cant live without a wife for long~
cylinderlala had a very good friend since young. all because they share the same fate, having a step mum in their house. her name is charcoalblack. charcoalblack has black skin and hair as white as...erm...white...
soon they were about to start their poly sch life..wootsie...so they went to the same polytechnic..on the very first day of they sch...
cylinderlala: mom im going to school liao, today di yi tian school start i cannot chi dao..
step mom: sch sch sch! study so much for what!..shu shu shu everywhere..no wonder i 4d toto mahjong all lose ar..go la go la..see you 50-50-50 figure wanna puke liao..
cylinderlala: wah piang! your daughters worse lo!..stupid and ugly like dunno wad shit..still wanna compare..at least i got looks ok!
step mom: talk back more la! thats all you noe! come back make sure u eat teng tiao!
cylinderlala: *shows butt*
uh lala...its a modern story so ya ya...
and charcoalblack came looking for cylinderlala before heading to sch
charcoalblack: hey i got 1000 dollars pocket money today leh..can go K and pool and club at nite nia!
cylinderlala: i dowan la..i go home still must monitor my stepsis and stepmom..make sure they do housework nice nice..
charcoalblack: dont understand your step family sia..lurves doing housework so much..my step mom ar...every dae every night talk to this stupid mirror she brought from her hometown..although im amazed that it actually talks...im disgusted by the way it lies when it say my step mom is the prettiest of all..ka pui la
then theres this girl with ultra long hair who approached cylinderlala and charcoalblack..she had very very long hair...and about 10 servants behind her holding her hair with her
charcoal: wah jian gui ler! so long de hair..she donno where to get hairdresser is it!
???: hi my name is reepoonzer..are you all taking "course for the dumbasses"?
cylinderlala: oh ya ya
reepoonzer: ok im quite alone, mind if i join you two?
charcoalblack: alone? *looks behind reepoonzer* so many servants lor
reepoonzer: oh i see what you mean, but they are forbidden to talk to me..my hair is giving me so much trouble..even if i wanna die them, i needa buy hairdye by trucks..sigh~
charcoalblack and cylinderlala: whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And so it went on...for weeks and months...and by now..they got to know more girls..like the snoozehead and jazzmint
snoozehead sleep 23 hours a day while jazzmint has a tiger and travels around on flying carpets..kewl ehs
one fine day...
snoozehead: snore snore snore snore snore
Charcoalblack: WAKE UP!!!!
snoozehead: snOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORESSSSSSSSS
jazzmint: wah piang eh knn, when will she cut down on her slping pills!
cylinderlala: shes a natural~
reepoonzer: hey hey hey, i heard rite..todae hor...got new recruits in the army leh!..we go see see wan?
snoozehead: zZZzzok zzzZZzz
cylinderlala: really ar? how how
charcoalblack: aiya...money can buy you everything...i bring you all go in lor..
reepoonzer: really can anot..heavily guarded leh
jazzmint: i wanna see the shuai ges!
and so off they went...they climbed mountains, swam through thick swamp, dangled through trees and fought off many gorillas before reaching the camp..only to find...
ONE FKING PERSON!
he looks demure, small, and realli...charmin~~~~..so one is enough
cylinderlala: I WANT HIM!
charcoalblack: me too me too
???: you are not supposed to come here, this is a camp, i am flowerwoodblue, please leave immediately
jaszzmint: oh flowerwoodblue oh flowerwoodblue, how can i express my love for you
reepoonzer: stfu! my hair is tangled everywhere!..i need my 102 hair stylists right noW! i hate this place! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs off*..
snoozehead: yawn..what are you
all: flowerwoodblue!
snoozehead: oh..goodnight
cylinderlala: when can we meet again~?
flowerwoodblue: not again
charcoalblack: what?..ah~..your words made me faint..*leans forward*
charcoalblack: !!!!!!!!!!!! how come so soft one!
cylinderlala: what you mean *poke poke*
both: OMG YOURE A GIRL!
i shant continue...its getting too perverted...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....
Penned at 10:40 PM
♥ Think about this ♥
9.06.2005
while viewing out of the bus today at the passengers scurrying to get onto it...something so meaningful struck me!..hmm..like how...like..."HEY! ARENT THESE TWO THINGS THE SAME!"
k...i was refering to...a bus journey=your life...and...the bus driver is as good as you urself...
youre in full control of the bus uh?..which is ur life...from the first stop till the last stop...from birth to death~..and on this little journey...you come across all sorts of passengers...yes yes...k maybe a slight difference...bus drivers dont usually communicate too much...so yup yup..
lets categorize the types of passengers
- some will travel with you from the first station till the terminal..your family or your very good friends...
- some board the bus somewhere on ur journey...thats when you find urself knowing more people~
- some people alight...they left you~ death or wadsoeva
- some are chatty [talking to bus drivers is illegal!]...but no matter~
some buses carry very few passengers...while others are packed...isnt it so true...some people are contented with few peers while others go hunt for simple acquaintances...and look..human are funny creatures...they lurve lotsa company...
but in life...we dont really need loads of friends..one or two true ones will do fine?..a lame pickup from a vcd...lemme recall..sth link to
sammi: how many crabs did you hav?
fren??: 2..if its good, one will be enough won't it?
and its darn cool...smirk~
k back to buses...most passengers from the first stop won't sit till the terminal...very few would do so..and really..very few people will be by ur side all dar time...it pretty hard to find such friends..family is the yummiest then~..HAH...
at some stops...there are alot of people...at other stops...hardly any...gettit?
of cos..there will be passengers that complain..thats when the downside of your life comes in...or really rude passengers..some passengers you do not welcome..but still they left traces on your bus...
and..whatever you do, you alwaes think of passengers first...like..you wont go hit a tree purposely rite?..cos...many lives are at stake~...duh!
actually there were alot more i thought of this morning...loads more!...relating buses to life...sigh~..how sacred i make that occupation sound rite..
Penned at 11:34 PM
♥ quizzes day ♥
9.04.2005
jealousy test
You are 42.86% jealous!
For this test, the average jealousy percentage is 35.54%.
200428 people have taken this test to date.
This percentage means that :
•You are not a jealous person, but sometimes can be.
•Occasionally, you over-react to situations.
•Most of the time, you trust the people around.
•Jealously will not be a major issue in relationships, but you might want to improve your self-esteem.
take it at http://tests.studentcenter.org/jealousytest.php
purity test
You scored a 48.65%.For this test, the average percentage is 52.279904274676%.37921 people have taken this test to date.
This score classifies you as:
You trust those close to you, but have a hard time trusting new people and people you don't know very well. Your beliefs are mostly set, and you have difficulty listening to the demands and opinions of other. You have some close friends, but its sometimes difficult to find new friends. Open your mind and listen to others, and you'll be happier in the end.
take it at http://www.studentcenter.org/tests/taketest.php
social misfit test
You scored a 22%.For this test, the average percentage is 22.399977608598%.17864 people have taken this test to date.
This score classifies you as:
You are a borderline social misfit. Try to curb some of your stranger tendencies and you'll get along just fine.
take it at http://www.studentcenter.org/tests/taketest.php
nerd test
You are 25% nerd!For this test, the average nerd percentage is 28.66%.58928 people have taken this test to date.
Fun Facts
36660 people wear boxers.
7493 people can calculate pi to more than 6 decimal places.
12691 people say they don't know what a C.E.O. is.
13182 people know French.
5483 people have read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
3964 people spend alot of time on the Student Center Network.
take this test at http://www.studentcenter.org/tests/nerdtest.php
Penned at 11:30 AM
♥ Exhibit ♥
9.03.2005
went to sch early morning...bish...worn out...actually penny took the same 15 as me on the way to sch...she didnt see me...neither did i notice her..until i alight then i see this short shadow cast over me..den i knock her on the shoulder...hahs...
school was dumb...k..i summarized
hmm..think shauna said i act cute today..thanks ALOT..acting cute..tsk...do i even need that!?...c'mon..im a natural~
and the puked...they refering to shauna, gabriel, zifa and tom...THANKS MAN...as if i needed that...grr...liting didnt say anything..she was on the fone...tsk!
k im not cute...FINE..
sushi-s are delicious little rice balls...yummies...oh yea...aunt has been hospitalized for lik..erm...3 days now?..ya..she underwent an operation..didnt noe what..some tumour thingy at the neck..anyway shes fine now...but heard that kenneth is rather down...has been going to the hospital so frequently...poor boy..and its so near his prelims...BUCK UP O!
hai...poor soul...imagine myself going crazy over studies last yr...and now..im so free...not really that free...but...managable...
been a slug for some time now...sux...i wanna go out..but..i dun feel lik leaving home...these few days im weird...ive been missing home ever since i step out of it~..wtf is wrong with mi!
but..i have suck caring family members...aww...y did i ever complain abt them?..im fickle minded~
this morning i woke up at 7.30...and did my portfolio..then my mum came back from the mart...and the first thing she ask was "y u so early wake up?"
and i jsut say im going to sch...cos..ya..thats the only place i frequent now~
she bought pratas...and some skin thingy for the dumplings..and she asked wad time i will be coming home...i didnt know in fathers name~..so i sae i dunno lor...sounds rude uh?..no la...
she wanted to wait for me to come back before she start on making the dumplings...noe y?..we always do such things together..me and mum onli...funny ar..shld be sis and mum..but..im weird la~
when theres thos glutinous riceballs festival, we make riceballs..the ba zhang festival, we make ba zhang..the midautumn festival, we make mooncakes...
and one fine yr..Mr smart alec thought that he could come out with something unique..so he went downstairs and bought a large tub of ice cream..what did he do to it?..he tried making ice cream mooncakes...and he failed...HAH!..big time!..the ice cream turned into liquid before we could get the thingy into the mould..and it totally sux!...i made a mess and..oh well..shant elaborate~ such disgrace
back to sushi-ing...have u ever realised if you dont grab the sushi fast enough...you'll lose it? and all of them?
being a rather polite boy..ahem thats me..i took onli THREE fking sushis into my room...and when i finish...and went out to scout for more...THERES NONE LEFT!..mind you there was ALOT initially...and im not having a party here at my house or anything~...my idiotic dad finished all!..what makes me so sure?..my mom didnt have them..she had dinner already..and so..i had only THREE pathetic sushis and the rest went rolling into my father's decaying belly!..fk it!
nx time i want sushi...TAKE THE WHOLE BAG...shall treat it as a diet then...damn...
i wanna dye my hair...what colour?..derno leh..whats good?...i need a new look for my cousin's upcoming wedding...hmm...blonde?..omg~
maybe a lighter coppe than now...yup yup..
AND IM GETTING MY HAIR DONE AT CHANGBOON'S HOUSE!..darn excited la...but so paiseh dowan go alone...wan ask people pei mi go...lynette cant make up her mind..dongni wants but she got a plane to catch..so..hais...
if i go alone ill be so akward la~
who started saying mint and greentea kills sperm?...hah farnie~...was it me?..i heard it from my seniors though~
i miss nass all of a sudd...the peeps there..the sec 2 days...when i sec 2 i mean...my arrogance...my ignorance...my impish behaviour..HAH!...im sucha devil...but no ma...lik tt then gd yea?
i wanna go to every yr's countdown with erhu people...
i wanna have an outing with youzhen and peeps...
omg i miss youzhen so much!..hah..im gay
introducing YOUZHEN THE GREAT..
heard that he scored 99 for duno wad subj in TPJC wor...win liao lo..can go TJ dun go TJ...go compete with peeps in TPJ...at least ure moving towards your goal...haha..me too me too
youzhen is a GUY..who sits beside me for the whole of sec 4...and is very very very smart...
like i sae...im the "di" and hes the "tian"..so its tian and di [heaven and earth]...hes darn smart la...and i alwaes last in class...AND I LITERALLY MEAN LAST! not 39/40..ITS 40/40
k fwine...im not cut for studying....and i alwaes kid myself "hey this is 4e2 leh..second class leh...so last also nvm"
well...the fking bastard is wrong of cos...he did quite badly for his Os...#@^!#%^
back to youzhen...hmm...veri guai ba...im notty...i talk back..and he alwaes shuts me up...but realli ma...i think i shld speak up...hmm..maybe i shocked quite a bunch of those peeps in e2...dont worry i dont bite...=)
whats so great about youzhen? HE TEACHES ME A MATHS!..wow...now now..u seldom teach an animal to talk or a chicken to rollover rite?..so its amazing..hes doing the impossible!..teach me A maths!?..save it ba...i alwaes so blur...and i alwaes get F9 for A maths...y i hate maths?..i got no idea~
gd thing he wasnt influenced by me...
I WILL JIA YOU IN DESIGN DE!..YOU ALSO MUST JIAYOU IN TJ O!
k la k la...nx time see u at gathering...
dont u lurve my new blogskin? HAH..
Penned at 9:46 PM
♥ new blogskin ♥
nah it wont be permanent...i will be changing back to the cute cartoony one after awhile~
Penned at 7:14 PM
♥ striking back ♥
9.02.2005
people who work hand in hand with a thesauruswhile bloggin piss disgust me
people who lie to his or her readers by editting dumb fugly images of themselves turn me off
people who try to get everybody's attention makes me nauseas
people who kept whining about how pathetic their own life seems piss me
people like yours truly
=D
im back..to blogging..so design didnt really kill me, but..it did murdered a large population of JJ brain cells..
whats stress?..and whats siensation..now im left with only drawess A2 drawing..im bored..yet so stessed..wont be an easy feat
i dont like to sms people when im blogging..it changes my immediate thinking of that split instant..and so im strayed...now im lost
ive been made a delicacy for the tiny pet mosquitoe i breed in my room..i name it sucker..and im bored of it already..on my left leg..i got about 10 lovebites from it..on my right..there's hardly any..so that explains..im only half body sweet
brings me to the constant reminder of "dont act cute"..honey people please face it, i dont act..even if i do, its seldom~..if u caught me staring into space, i AM staring into space..if my natural cuteness attracted ur attention then im so sorry
people shld get a life abt photoshopped images too..cant i avoid some reality here?..wakaka..its the fact..since cute = ugly but adorable as said by erm...dunno which arse...im ugly...fwine~
so theres really nothing wrong with me editting, or any others who edit their images...fish off~..the fact that ure concern, is becos we always appear drop dead stunning on the web..and...people who lack the basis of improving their appearance using simple programs are quite offended they cant make themselves look aby better
so im cute
and i know, people who are constantly telling me that may stop. people who hasnt, please do so. im a bastard
all of a sudden when my world turned black, people started lighting it up..okays..shall introduce them later...will post their pretty images...and yes i editted my face...
sometimes i just wanna be left alone..and i mean ALONE...so please save some peace and quiet for the child..things i can do without like sudden shouts and horrible noises..please..i believe there are eough clowns to make us roll already..
smsing mingfong and msning linhui now..
to mingfong: dont complain the bus is taking too long, dont complain you dont have money for taxi, dont complain ure tired, and dont tell me its because of your friends bbq..cos im a yr older than you and ive tried those days
to linhui: uh uh..those arent dark eye rings you see...its eye shadow under the eye...oh and thats a crime
y a crime?..ive been told a dozen times "you DONT put eye shadow under ur eyes!"
omg..and i did something illegal that day i tried gothic..i put eye shadow UNDER my eyes...now im wanted by the sg police full time...
what a joke..
we all know we dont fly kites during thunderstorm..and neither are we sane enough to attach a key to the kite while flying it...
but if none did that...we wont really have electricity powering our daily fking lives yea?
if nobody tried to use white paint to rid off mistakes on a paper..then we wont have correction fluid...do you know?
and who starts fashion?..dont try to comvince me its people who sits by and do as every others are doing...its fking absurd...
learn a new word freak..."BREAKTHROUGH"
is it one word or two?
blew it~
and till now, linhui is still harping on the dark eye rings...wake up boy~
things are getting so much better now..i talk more to korkor..and i tihnk its pretty nice..cos its back to norm..like the past...and i feel that hes opening up to me..
as for xinying and quanchin..theyre alwaes there..at the most crucial moments...and..yup..love these three loads
to korkor: i dont give a damn how many bags she owns, and i cant care less if shes sleeping, and i'll be happy if im not informed of her attire for the day..thank you
when life is dull..nothing ever brightens
i dont have to remind readers this is a photoshopped image yes?..its darn obvious..and i dont need people to start throwing freaking comments like "your photoshop skills sux"..or "are you in pre school?"
fk up
xinying said this looks like a family photo..
and i said yea..papa mama maid and son
im youngest of cos...and im darn pissed when people say i look old..dont even think abt giving me that shit...i dont buy that
if you dont wanan be in the picture..get ur whole body out..including ur ass
unless u wanna model for some sexy lingerie ad..id be pleased to shoot
i didnt want to act cute..thats me..and y do i look so normal? introducing the old JJ..im geeky and i admit..till now i still am!
i like kor kor very much..he knows when to cover up when hes nx to someone darn stunning..=)
ive not changed..if i did..then recently i changed back..
on the phone..shall blog some other toddy time
Penned at 10:43 PM
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