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9.09.2005
once upon a time not so distant from now, lived a rather pathetic looking girl call cylinderlala. She had a charming face, but an average cylinder figure. her mother died when she was onli 3 months 3 days 3 hour and 3 minutes old. so she found herself with a step mom and 2 step sis very soon after. since most guys cant live without a wife for long~
cylinderlala had a very good friend since young. all because they share the same fate, having a step mum in their house. her name is charcoalblack. charcoalblack has black skin and hair as white as...erm...white...
soon they were about to start their poly sch life..wootsie...so they went to the same polytechnic..on the very first day of they sch...
cylinderlala: mom im going to school liao, today di yi tian school start i cannot chi dao..
step mom: sch sch sch! study so much for what!..shu shu shu everywhere..no wonder i 4d toto mahjong all lose ar..go la go la..see you 50-50-50 figure wanna puke liao..
cylinderlala: wah piang! your daughters worse lo!..stupid and ugly like dunno wad shit..still wanna compare..at least i got looks ok!
step mom: talk back more la! thats all you noe! come back make sure u eat teng tiao!
cylinderlala: *shows butt*
uh lala...its a modern story so ya ya...
and charcoalblack came looking for cylinderlala before heading to sch
charcoalblack: hey i got 1000 dollars pocket money today leh..can go K and pool and club at nite nia!
cylinderlala: i dowan la..i go home still must monitor my stepsis and stepmom..make sure they do housework nice nice..
charcoalblack: dont understand your step family sia..lurves doing housework so much..my step mom ar...every dae every night talk to this stupid mirror she brought from her hometown..although im amazed that it actually talks...im disgusted by the way it lies when it say my step mom is the prettiest of all..ka pui la
then theres this girl with ultra long hair who approached cylinderlala and charcoalblack..she had very very long hair...and about 10 servants behind her holding her hair with her
charcoal: wah jian gui ler! so long de hair..she donno where to get hairdresser is it!
???: hi my name is reepoonzer..are you all taking "course for the dumbasses"?
cylinderlala: oh ya ya
reepoonzer: ok im quite alone, mind if i join you two?
charcoalblack: alone? *looks behind reepoonzer* so many servants lor
reepoonzer: oh i see what you mean, but they are forbidden to talk to me..my hair is giving me so much trouble..even if i wanna die them, i needa buy hairdye by trucks..sigh~
charcoalblack and cylinderlala: whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And so it went on...for weeks and months...and by now..they got to know more girls..like the snoozehead and jazzmint
snoozehead sleep 23 hours a day while jazzmint has a tiger and travels around on flying carpets..kewl ehs
one fine day...
snoozehead: snore snore snore snore snore
Charcoalblack: WAKE UP!!!!
snoozehead: snOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORESSSSSSSSS
jazzmint: wah piang eh knn, when will she cut down on her slping pills!
cylinderlala: shes a natural~
reepoonzer: hey hey hey, i heard rite..todae hor...got new recruits in the army leh!..we go see see wan?
snoozehead: zZZzzok zzzZZzz
cylinderlala: really ar? how how
charcoalblack: aiya...money can buy you everything...i bring you all go in lor..
reepoonzer: really can anot..heavily guarded leh
jazzmint: i wanna see the shuai ges!
and so off they went...they climbed mountains, swam through thick swamp, dangled through trees and fought off many gorillas before reaching the camp..only to find...
ONE FKING PERSON!
he looks demure, small, and realli...charmin~~~~..so one is enough
cylinderlala: I WANT HIM!
charcoalblack: me too me too
???: you are not supposed to come here, this is a camp, i am flowerwoodblue, please leave immediately
jaszzmint: oh flowerwoodblue oh flowerwoodblue, how can i express my love for you
reepoonzer: stfu! my hair is tangled everywhere!..i need my 102 hair stylists right noW! i hate this place! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs off*..
snoozehead: yawn..what are you
all: flowerwoodblue!
snoozehead: oh..goodnight
cylinderlala: when can we meet again~?
flowerwoodblue: not again
charcoalblack: what?..ah~..your words made me faint..*leans forward*
charcoalblack: !!!!!!!!!!!! how come so soft one!
cylinderlala: what you mean *poke poke*
both: OMG YOURE A GIRL!
i shant continue...its getting too perverted...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....
 Penned at 10:40 PM
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