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♥ NightmareS before christmas ♥
12.26.2005
wootsie, so i TRIED getting the imd/moi people to go countdown that day. and it was totally hectic cos i dont have a com. i woke up on christmas eve and presto i found my com dead. as dead as a dead man. 0.o
clearly santa doesnt like me much cos i found my phone near death too. being a super slider, my E800C (samsung still) decided to go blank face on me when i slide it up. hmm. so its double setbacks and i cant contact the people going for countdown! thankfully i can still use my phone FORCEFULLY.
so i called lynette and maveric..and..yewei..all the while...cos i cant access my phone book, i can only rely on my phone history. PHEW. and i cant type sms to save my life~
i spent christmas eve afternoon at home napping. =D quite poorthing ehs?
and went to ECP at night! wootsie
had fun there..erms..was expecting the people at ECP to countdown as in..
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
MERRY CHRISTMAS
but sadly..no
how come! so there was no countdown. we ran around the beach and played though. sprayed snow, sparkles, candles (someone poured hot wax on me and i dont know who) ouch. hurms. Liujun bought beer and they drank. i didnt, so guai rite! =)
erms..k..maybe a little
AND YEWEI'S FACE TURNED RED! THE WAY PRAWNS DO.
liujun went drunk..gibberish
abby had a headache
i found out that herbert has a twin brother
i realise ira is a greater jerk than i expected =) please dont tickle me to death
i figured ferli made wishes for everone
im assured that changboon will sing even if its the end of the world
im glad that i brought dongni to the beach cos she hasnt seen sea in sg yet
im surprised lynette, yewei and abby can strike (bowling)
im touched by lynette's and maveric's little notes
i see that pohhan and leonard can talk on the phone forever if things like "battery low" doesnt exist
i love the night mans
after that..we went to ferli's house..i watched alot like love..YES ME ONLY..pohhan watched half of it with me..den he fell aslp..then i continued watching until about 3/4 then i fell aslp..=X im so sorry ferli had to wake up and switch the telly off
and maveric gave me another christmas present, a flu
ferli's sister performed the amazing trained dogs show that morning, christmas morning
dear santa: im so surprised how fast ur mood changes..all of a sudden u fixed my com and just then..the samsung woman called to say my phone is alive again..hope you can bestow me somemore nightmare before christmas stuffs..
 Penned at 4:04 PM
♥ Totally random ♥
12.23.2005
=) just for fun..did this in sch..WAKAKAK
Penned at 11:12 AM
♥ Appearance ♥
12.22.2005
lemme blog abit about appearance today. Im not so free one la uh. very guai de, owaes do homework on time bla bla bla
k back to topic..
so..yes i photoshop my pictures alot..and i admit they are INTENSIVE edits. HAH. and i got comments like "ure lying to the whole world"
correction! less than 1% of world's population reads my blog a day, so how can i possibly fool them? ding dong~
and i got a big nose, like vase..nono..jar..super round and big. i wont call it a nose..lets say..a snout?
i got super poor complexion. for some reason i can do away without blusher cos the pimples are seriously doing ALL the red work..=) cute though..so nvm
and im fat..erm..is that a crime?
i got black nails..aww..its not the first time anyway
what else..my upper lip is smaller than my lower lip...HECK! its ugly..fugly...in my opinion i think bigger upper lip should be nicer..AND RECENTLY I REALISE HOW BOOTIFUL MY GDY FREN, JANICE'S LIPS ARE! so pwetty can!
oh janice is going to melt
k so i edit away those flaws...
BUT I NV ADD ANY LIES WAD
i got those eyes still...yes i got pretty eyes thank you =D no la..actually ar...i got BIG small eyes de...so not that pwetty
long lashes though =D yahui's longer..
eh im not pervert ok...im observant
nose neh...erm...nobody...
OH..poh han got nice eyes too...wow...like got eyeliner de nia...
eugene got pwetty mostache? mustache? AH! its the U one...MUSTACHE..
AYES..
did i mention i got nice nails? =)
Penned at 11:48 PM
♥ Erhu BBQ II ♥
12.20.2005
i dont intend to add an entry for OTC cos most of my friends will be blogging about them as well and i dont wanna bore anyone with the list of events that happened. just to summarize i love the night walk.
so back to erhu BBQ. juniors didnt change much, still the same old ugly two eyed monster when i was still in NASS
and some seniors went too..2? oh no..4..xiuting, huilin, wenyuan and jiunhui..see i remember u old hags ok..
lets start with the two tigeress of all times.....
k..they not so power..the wenwen then power la~ super fierce can
see my tagboard? the meibin girl? lets see what she did at the BBQ...
one...
two...
three...
four...
five...
six...
omg! zilian seniors gives zilian juniors..wakakkaka..
NANDA! my gay partner number..erm..thousand two hundred? LOL...my beloved junior!!!! quite dumb actually...i fooled him saying i was going to take pic with him..but i zoom it in so i only got his picture here...WAAKAKAKAK...see moi hand?
k im short...im shorter than most of my juniors...at least i dont go around telling people im tall and slim...see, im fat!
i look like im the youngest ehs?..WAKAKKAKA...cute la~
the three yandaos, namely..me, myself and i..no la..i look darn fugly here
look at nanda's GAYish face
and again
i lurve these juniors la...cam crazy with me lor..hahs...crazily snapping pics in the chalet...thats crystal..moi dear girl =)
=)...look alike rite???
*pauses*
my sis just came home and she got me a nightmare before christmas wallet.. =D..love it loads
*resumes*
oh this...i like this pic...i mean..i like the ME in this pic..the others...YUCKS LA...DESTROY MY PICTURE...
k i must go play my new wallet ler....AU REVOIR!
Penned at 8:59 PM
♥ Erhu BBQ ♥
12.16.2005
im lazy to blog but i got tons of photos. =/ blog some other day ba
Penned at 12:12 AM
♥ What a long day ♥
12.12.2005
today, the pretty boy woke up at 7.15..took his own sweet time to pong pong..then stood infront of the mirror for more than 15 minutes spraying his hair ONLY. another few more minutes trying all sorta poses.
then went to school with his LKK discman blasting loud. EH! i dont remember taking bus 15 today nia. hurmms...k fine
so the prince arrived at design school at about 8:40? THEN THERES JASMINE! hai hao im not the first one man..since im so early..i go toilet and spray my hair summore..spray spray spray..WOW gatsby hairspray..when its on, so gd..when u wash hair liao huh, ur hair will become like hay suitable for golden teeth sheeps.
ALPHIE DIDNT COME SCHOOL TODAY. im relieve. cuz. my group didnt do much for project one..wakaka..so we submited out proposal at 10:14, hopes its not TOO late. using MY email.
after that went to have breakfast with ferli, lihkang, liting and dickon..yummy breakfast.got hotdog, fish cake, bread, baked beans and sunny side up
since young, my sunny side up is always fully cooked de. so the egg yolk is SOLID, not LIQUID. those i can just cut with a knife and put in my mouth. BUT TODAY! i had those so called "GOO LUU GOO LUU" egg yolk. CHAO ER XIN
im vomiting everything out liao
then went to studio, did a little ideation. when i say a litte, i meant A LITTLE. 2 sketches? WAKAKAKA..then went to 06-06 with ferli to use com..you know what? people using mozilla or firefox or anyother thingys that is not IE, cannot view my blog!
=/
but can see my pretty face la, thats good enough i guess =D
then we moved to 06-10 cuz theres a class at 06-06. then maveric and lynette came..until about 3.. then they go class..and i waited until 5 o clock
time passes pretty fast with lihkang..oo sounds SO gay..lihkang so cute la! like kid nia..more kiddo than me..rite LERkang?
then he will
lihkang: GOU LE MEI YOU!
lalala
100% that reply one...
so went to cityhall with ferli, lynette, changboon, maveric, liting, dickson. took same MRT as joshua and joseph, please identify urself. very the luan ar the two of them. so many Js in design la~ just for project 1 only, my whole group is start with J de
Joel, Jo-an, Janine, Jamie, Jingjie
kewl?
k my name most china-fied de
back to cityhall.. went around walk walk..citylink is so cool for the first time i notice. cos most of the time i walk past there to get to amor meus. this time can fang man jiao bu and shop shop
after that went to marina bay? marina bay rite? i think..marina sth de la haiyo..and had...SWENSONS!
yummies..i dunno why hor..i eat bake rice..first few mouthfuls will find it super nice...den nearing the end..will wanna puke...cannot stand too much of the taste...
then jiu go home le...BUT..we had a romantic ride on this super kewl bus la..we took the last few seats and took loadsa pictures using lynette's camera..COOL...
then at the cityhall MRT station..theres this visually impaired guy (thats the MOST polite way i can think of to call him le) who lynette helped! WHOA LYNETTE SO GD LEH..still hold the uncle to the ticketing machine then go in..then pei him wait for train! IF SANTA SEES THIS, HES GOING TO GIVE U LOADSA PRESENTS!
k..so not everybody is that hao de la
got some real sucky peeps at the station, who didnt offer to help that uncle..THEN STILL RUSHED INTO THE MRT LIKE THATS THE LAST TRAIN TO HEAVEN LIDDAT..hate them la!!!!!!
changboon shouted...WOOHOO
really lor
to those who happened to be there today..around 9+..and didnt give way to the uncle..i hope ur eyeballs drop outta ur sockets
then lalala went to take train back to the east side de..
then saw another 2 "not everyday can see" de guys..i think both guys la..i dunno leh...but...i think...they are attracted to the same gender de? lets not say gay/lesbians..
very...gross? WAKAKKAKA..
Penned at 10:52 PM
♥ Merry Christmas ♥
12.11.2005
To all..merry christmas, may santa be with you.. lol?..
so it seems, that online quizzes are so annoying. changboon came to my house today and we started trying out quizzes online, and after struggling to finish 38 qns or so, we realise that we have to pay to get the result. thats gross, utterly.
i never notice how stupid friendster is until today, i was going through the friends' pages and i saw testimonials which are meant to be testimonials. its dumb, you'll know why sooner or later after achieving enlightenment
we stopped the quizzes at 8 plus plus and called zuozhi. I WANNA SEE HIM SO BADLY!. nah thats too exaggerated. i just wanna get out of thise stuffy room..
so i walked to shop and save with changboon and met zz there.
YEEHA
so theres nothing to walk in pasir ris central. =( we walked abit and went to seashell park, which is VERY near my house *hint hint*. and we did nothing there too
next we went to the park near whitesands, wanna play swing de...but..got this couple..swing and swing and swing..argh-ness
hah!
final destination: whitesands
bought hairspray there..6.95..its ok i tihnk? cheaper than wax..no harm trying
then boon ma called and we rushed back home..changboon was soooo moody today, i thot his face was even darker than justice bao.
AND OH!
i cooked today..WAKAKKAKAKA
Penned at 10:58 PM
♥ K box frenzy ♥
People who knows me should understand that i seldom sing, its far beyond my interest to flaunt my beautiful voices in public. =) lets just say my voice can crack glass and wake the dead.
So one fine day i decided to follow my motto "theres always a first time" ahar ahar. and i tried singing. TRIED. It didnt go well. More than half of the money spent at kbox went to paying for the damages of the glasses and screens. nah im kidding.
met up with liting, dickson and wanyee early morning. yes its darn early. nowadays i hardly have time to view myself infront of the mirror before going out. thus u shall not see my photo in this entry.
been so long since i last met wanyee, well no changed. her words still carries tons of needles, luckily i changed. ive become so angelic i decided to forgive her ignorance. =) arent that kind of me
we were the third in queue that morning..yes..we were there even before kbox open.
when we got a room, we all sat around and started watching MTVs until i can no longer stand it and...
" we come here watch MTV de huh?"
so i started my mass destruction, the first song sang by CJJ. =)
then they started warming up.
see dickson? wootsie, he lurves old songs. those uncle uncle sing de. OR worse, those singers who already passed on.=X am i exaggerating? hey i post this entry cos i realise dickson reads my blog now and then k. he better see this and tag.
wanna see wanyee? i told her not to run la~
see la..even bigger pic lo tsk tsk.
oh c'mon i believe he didnt sing THAT badly..y cover ears???..who? me?.. no i sing well, VERY well
i was singing dunno what song in those kinda act cute chipmunk voice when this person came in..heck..i still sing..
disturbing guy: what drinks u all want?
disturbing guy: what lunch u wan? got curry chicken and chicken rice
disturbing guy: no more grasshopper liao, blue lagoon can?
disturbing guy: ....
HES THAT DISTURBING LA..
the ladies sing..lalala
meet liting..the super duper blur fren of mine..she can actually forget the lesson time time and again
Penned at 12:52 AM
♥ some people gets amuse easily ♥
this post is meant to be a conversation between me and janice. but sadly i was force to erase it. hence. you dont see anything here.
WAKAKAKKAKAKA
au revoir~~
Penned at 12:08 AM
♥ Giving names ♥
12.07.2005
lets start practice giving names..People are starting to name their own stuffs!..that so cute la! i oso wanna name my things..but..i got nth to name...=(
the only thing i possess and with a name is kadita..which is the doll i got since erm..pri2?..so kewt la she...onli the head abit hard...then the rest of my things no more names le...imagine if i name them....
camera: mr chi-ki [shutter sound]
com: mr lao bu si [old no die]
discman: mr naggy
handphone: mr slide
thumbdrive: push me in and out [oooo so suggestive]
think i better stick to calling them camera and handphone
Penned at 11:47 PM
♥ I'm 17, i swear ♥
12.05.2005
HOI HOI...wan check IC not?..im 17 la...i swear by the stars and the moon and the sun, im SEVENTEEN!...
so i went to this secondary school gather on saturday. *nod nod* mdm goh went too. *nod nod* !!!! argh-ness...and that old...erm...yet pretty lady...SAID I CHANGED DAR MOST!...wat the neh neh poo la...only hair wad..still young as ever...RITE?!..i hope
or maybe...
i really changed?!
lemme see..hurms..the ex-jj..super straight fringe, like use bowl cut out de hair..frameless specs with moss growing at the support area..super fat ass that will split any tights if i squat..other than that...hurms...no more le ma
so lalala i went home and got ready to meet some poly people before going to support TP's lin junjie..so i happy happy go home..den happy happy play maple abit...then happy happy pong pong...until 5..i step outta house...
i took the darn sbs bus and......when.....i....was.....one.....stop.....away....from......TP....MAVERIC SMS MI AND SAY NOT MEETING LIAO!...since im on the bus, i didnt spit fire like i normally do...so i remained calm and replied that message and got off the bus at the nx stop...then...I WENT NUTS...
so i headed for prime...woots...dina and wangling there...HENG AR...then walk abit...
*den-den den-den den denden, den denden denden den-den* doraemon theme
oopsy handphone ring liao
JJ: arlow?
Lynette: hello JJ where are you?
JJ: i near the SSA there le, y?
Lynette: O, cos dongni still at cityhall, then nobody meeting at interchange. then she dunno how to go."
JJ: oooo...i go meet her lo
Lynette: ok ok
PS: not exact words la...i not super duper good memmory one you know
so tralalala i went to take a bus and off to the interchange i go...in fact...i deliberately missed one 293 cos i know i will be too early if i took that bus...
BUT I WAS WRONG
da cuo te cuo bu yao lai, ni wu ru wo de mei.
but also not too late ba....when i step into the MRT station...DONGNI SHOUTED! FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON!..as usual, i became the center of attraction...
*lai, lai kan wo kan wo*
=.=
and we we meet up with the rest...and...LIN JUN JIE CAME ON STAGE! WHOA SEH...SUPER DUPER NICE..i almost fainted...so high la~~~ woo
after that...went ta mac...
*Dear leonard: YOU WATCH OUT HUR, HELP ME BUY ONE MCFLURRY WILL DIE HUR?!*
after that went back to prime and stayed until ard 11...i adore the people there...yum yum...they taste like chilli ketchup with loadsa sugar and spice..oh..go to neville's blog..wakakaka...theres this funny entry on the ketchup and chilli prank...
tsk tsk tom ar tom
Penned at 10:12 PM
♥ A picture entry after VERY long ♥
12.01.2005
striking back!...oh my..this photo was taken even before i cut my hair..shuai hur?...of cos la~~~
so that day..which was like...1 plus plus month ago...went to PP and shopped around with wendy and kristel...not that i will miss them la...meet them SO OFTEN...and we had...SWENSONS!...=/ big deal..
yup..thats them alrite...WENDY! U HAPPY WITH UR FACE MA? I HELP U PHOTOSHOP DE!!!
wendy: *nod nod nod*
ok..charge u cheap cheap...erm..10 dollars la...see we know each other so long..
wendy: *ah bish*
lalala...lalalala...lala...
things in swensons are so unique...look at this glass
its not made in china, not singapore, not malaysia...but USA!...so whats the big fuss? aiya..USA ma...
talking about USA..i read the swensons menu that day..then i came across a sentence...all dunno what comes with a USA..then nx line...
i just skipped the nx line and went to look at the picture nx to that chunk of text..theres this plate with burger and fries on it..and on the burger theres this USA flag..small small de..then i just say loudly to wendy and kristel
"y hor, they must write the meal comes with the USA flag ar?.."
oops...obviously its not USA flag written there...i forgot what it was... =D
dont ask me why i took this...cos i know you wont believe the basket told me to shoot her...see...i know you wont believe~
i simply lurve the lights at swensons la...so..mural mural de...kristel asked me to take it...kewl eh...like looking under a woman's dress..LOL..then her ass is glowing...hot ass...
so we chatted...and chatted...and chatted...and FINALLY....our food arrived..*slurp slurp*
first..kristel's fish n chips..yummies...haish...so oily...tsk tsk tsk...
and this!..mine!!!!..my chicken mixed peppers..yummilicious la~~~...i flipped the chicken over and...theres loadsa baby carrots and cauliflower...yum yum...the baby carrots ar...is not those small carrots nia...those small carrots are oval...these are ROUND...spherical?..cute eh...also got cucumber...but i didnt eat that..i believe its for decoration de..hahs..oo..the whipped potato also nice
wendy's baked rice...hurms...see..she ordered me to take the rice de...can see her finger...
so we ate and ate..and chatted and chatted...and ate and chat...and chat and ate...
AND KRISTEL EMERGED CHAMPION FOR FINISHING FIRST!
kristel: *burppppppppppp* aiya dont like that say me la...wa water very nice leh
so kristel, can you share ur success of fast eating with us?
kristel: can can...just eat and dont think...just eat just eat!
ohhhh...you mean like this?...
kristel: yes yes..see the way i clear my thoughts and focus on my food...ignoring even wendy's hand..
i see...thats very...erm...original i guess
then we had earthquake...erm....pretty much cheated...cos...it looked VERY different from the picture in the menu...*shruggs*
see the yellow one?...like egg hor!...yellow and white
as time goes by...the ice cream started dying
and the egg yolk burst!
yummies...earthquake conquered!..tools used: spoon, spoon, spoon
PLAYTIME!!!!!
Penned at 8:33 PM
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