pencil royale

main cast: ronald and all my friends n coursemates

RONALD: good evening class, i apologise for gathering all of you here so late tonight

[time is 10.30 PM]

RONALD: i know in your eyes, im evil and unfeeling. and my lesson is one most of you dread.

EVERYONE: *stunned*

RONALD: but anyway, its time to choose people to advance to the nx semester.

EVERYONE: *ting ting ting* eyes brightened

RONALD: we shall play a game, all of you have your sketch book right? you have until morning to bring me 5 sketches of anything in the school. for this exercise, take note of everything i taught you and apply them. all of you will also be given an object *points to box* its lucky draw. the first 20 people to return alive and with the 5 sketches shall advance to the nx sem..is that clear?

JJ: how come alive?..even if we dont finish, we still will live wad

RONALD: *grins* NO! you are supposed to kill each other

CLASS: *OMFG* youre not serious right?

RONALD: of course i am..so it depends on ur stategy, you shld try and kill those who are good with their sketches so they wont beat you to that. choose your weapon now.

i got a pencil..ahhhh..i think i will die first..*went off*

quick quick quick..what to sketch!!!..ahhhhhh...hmm...this shld be ok...the weird tree...*sketch sketch sketck

*voices from the back*: JJ!!! what u drawing?..we draw together fast fast k!!

ferlicia, maveric, changboon and liting..OMG...why they come ka jiao mi...i think i will kill them leh...

JJ: eh..ok lo..i drawing that tree...quick quick..we must hurry..no time ler...

FERLICIA: aiya..i die la..i dunno where to start leh..help mi leh

CHANGBOON: wah i worse lo...i think i sure die ar..panic panic

JJ: wont la..draw fast fast

after 1 hour

changboon looks around and started to panic

CHANGBOON: wah lao..u all draw so nice!..wah die...i die

LITING: i see yours..hmm..ok ma..mine more cham lor...

CHANGBOON: no cannot cannot!..AHH HOW..*heartattack and died*

FERLICIA: CHANGBOON!!!...wake up!!..slap slap slap

MAVERIC: hes..dead..

JJ: how come...like that die de?

LITING: sob sob sob..i dowan plae this game lerrrrrrrrrr!!!

*weileong shouted from the back*

WEILEONG: im going to kill you!!

JJ: RUN!!!

too late..liting was stabbed..

LITING: urgh..ah...oo...argh...ouch...*diao*..collapsed and died

JJ: LITING!!!

MAVERIC: im going to kill you!!!!..

hmm..and he held onto a metal sharperner and threw it at weileong

WEILEONG: siam..grrr...

wah he got penknife lehh

FERLICIA: AHHHHH

the sharperner hit ferlicia de head...she faints..and bleed to death

die ar die ar..so many people gone liao..how!!!

MAVERIC: JJ QUICK RUN

wah seh i still dreaming nia...run run run..ran to toilet hide..eh..can sketch toilet oso wor..quick sketch..*ring ring ring*..

MAVERIC: hello where are u?

JJ: toilet..where is weileong?

MAVERIC: he too fat..run until no breath liao..den die

JJ: orh ok...den where u

MAVERIC: comdi room

JJ: ok i go find u

dear readers, FYI ive been wanting to murder maveric..now its legal for mi to kill him finally

*poke*

JJ: wahahhaha..finally..i killed you!!!..MUAHAHAHAH

MAVERIC: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*teared a green river*

JJ: wah quick quick..sketch ar..

PENNY: JJ!

JJ: AH WAD U WAN!

PENNY: alot of my friends are gone!

JJ: so?

PENNY: *looks at the bloodied pencil in JJ's hand..then turned to the already dead maveric..*
why u kill him!?

JJ: ahhh..dun disturb mi la..i wanna draw and complete...

PENNY: we must get help!..we must get out of here!!

JJ: oh ya hor!..i got HP..

PENNY: my hp no batt..that y cannot call..Y U SO DUMB..den u murder a person!

JJ: ahhh...im so blurrr...k quick call police..hello............

*THE END*

wahahhahahaha..WAD A LAME ENTRY...erm..EVERYTHING..was made up want k..this is NOT a true story..LOL...dumb sial...laughin like mad...=D..

DEAR FRIENDS: please do not kill me for writing such crap..LOL