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Hair colour

2010-12-09T22:34:00.001+08:00

I've yellowish blonde hair now. Help?

Tea Party

2010-12-05T18:40:00.001+08:00

Welcome to my tea party Wanna be my VIP

Nightmare

2009-08-30T10:15:00.000+08:00

I had the worst nightmare ever. Ever.

BIRTHDAY!

2009-07-01T20:46:00.002+08:00

Not exactly until the clock goes after 12 :D . Get your handphones ready and flood my phone with "JJ I love you, happy birthday!" Yup *nods*

So far, the first one to wish me was someone called Antony I met at this little one day Excel in Customer Service course.

First present: Tamagotchi music town (purple and black) OMGOOSH I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU. It was given to me by my colleagues in NS. =D Aw so sweet right! Mr Chan, Faiz, Ben, Johann, Khai, Tarlo, Clement (Pardon the absence of ranks) and whoever else contributed! I LOVE MY NEW TAMAMAMA.

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IT'S FRIGGIN BLINGED NOW! WOOHOO! Will post pictures once my camera is up and running. Plus, addition of a touchy member to my gadgets. =D

Headset

2009-05-13T19:19:00.001+08:00

Civillian Sebastian Croix has been award 1 extra confinement for biting something which he is not supposed to.

My Nokia E51 headset.

@^#%&^*&@#%@&%^*&^

110509

2009-05-11T19:04:00.000+08:00

Today is supposed to be the first day since we get our pay.

and

I'm broke.

How lovely. And the previous post should be titled as GASPS, instead of GAPS. Yeh.

GAPS*

2009-05-07T21:56:00.002+08:00

K.........kidding, kidding.

SEBASTIAN

2009-05-02T14:40:00.004+08:00

Meet Sebastian!

Name: Sebastian Croix
DOB: 14 Febuary 2008 (Obviously a fake DOB)
Loves: JJ, milk treats and pooing all over the place.
Eye: Red
Coat: White

ISN'T MY BUNNY MUCHY SO CUTE! *cuddles*

Sebastian is a Local breed rabbit, not dwarf, not netherland dwarf, not lop, just plain ol rabbit. He is uber tame and very curious about every single thing in the house. Despite being let out 3 hours daily to roam the house, he still explores every corner like he's never been here. He don't bite, plus point number 1. He is SNOW WHITE (plus point 2). I know the pictures say otherwise because I photoshopped the hue, I just don't like blu-ish tones. And he has these bloody, scary, red eyes. WOOTS. A PERFECT ROLE MODEL FOR A TYPICAL RABBIT.

I believe he is one year plus of age, considering his size. But still young, no worries.

Now, for his history. He was apparently found in a rubbish dump on Thursday 230409, and this uncle from my unit (He's from STlog) happened to find him there. So when he came to work on Friday, he asked us "EH, anyone of you wants a rabbit"

Being the ol so enthu me, I said "ME ME ME!"

So uncle said "okok, I tonight go home, see whether he is still there anot. If he is there, I bring home first, then monday I pass to you"

But I was thinking, Aiya, rabbit leh, somebody will definitely take de lor. Some more the uncle said he's snow white with red eyes. OMG. ALBINO. *drools*

So I didn't place my hopes too high over the weekend.

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Monday

I receive this phone call in my office "EH HELLO JJ AH, I HAVE THE RABBIT LIAO"

AND TADA!

Sebastian meets JJ!

What a sweet encounter.

I won't call Sebastian a cute bunny, because he is rather huge, and adult-ish. I will probably classify him as those cool and dao bunnies. He completely ignore everyone in my house except for me. He will jump up and down in his tank whenever I return home, then I will put him out to run about.

(NOTE: I put him in a tank, because I read somewhere that if you put a rabbit in a cage, his feet will be deformed and stuffs. And I don't like the idea of caging up someone. Personally, if I must be imprisoned, I rather be confined to a glassroom than a cage.)

He's pretty much like a little puppy I guess. =D

GAHS HE'S JUMPING ON MY BED, SIGNING OFF~

21st Birthday

2009-04-19T17:53:00.003+08:00

I figured I can churn out a rather interesting post since I have nothing much to now. This is the first weekend after NS started that I did NOT step out of the house at ALL. Repeat: DID NOT STEP OUT OF THE HOUSE.

Reasons:

1) Nicholas is in Langkawi.
2) Eunice just came back from HongKong
3)Zuozhi is in Taiwan for Exercise

Right. If someone mention it's impossible for anyone to have all his friends out of country, being him to me.

Anyway, I received this letter asking me to pay back the loan under the education scheme. WTH?! I didn't know I applied for such loan. It will take off $100+ off my miserable pay now, considering I need travelling and stuffs, shit. I shall just defer payment. T.T

I'm looking for people who can advice me what to do la, like seriously, I will take forever to finish paying the dumb debt. Of all times.

I seriously don't understand CPF man. When can a person draw out his/her CPF? 56? 60? Either way, I got this very strong feeling I will not live to that age, and so I can kiss that CPF bye bye. Imagine I'm at my 56th birthday, my family decided to celebrate in advance. Midway through blowing out the candles on the cake, I collapse. Or some freak accident like the Billion dollar chandeliar decided to take a free fall on me.

That is totally not worth it lor. Can I just jump at any job that don't provide CPF one anot.

I know! I shall just do freelance designing until I die. Animation please, not web design. Lookie my blog! Everything is not aligned (Incase you are unsure, my blog is totally messed up in IE)

Note: When this blog is viewed in IE, everything is jumbled up. I need professional help in aligning everything please?

But then again, nobody uses IE anymore la. Those still using IE are probably loser old caveman struggling with their first 5 days of IT lesson.

*looks at Title*
I totally digressed. Anyway.

I'm turning 21 in less than 3 months time. I have no plans on parties and stuffs. Because it's a little too late to plan whatever I had in mind now. So I shall just apease myself by posting up my wishlist of this year. Note that I mention Wishlist, most things are not acheiveable, some are just totally crappy.

LET'S GO!
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1) Driving License

I figured I need to learn driving. Cos I'm turning into an adult, much as I don't wish for that to happen. It's so convenient to have a license, you get to run errands in camp, you get to drive your dad's car (not like my dad have one) and go crashing into pillars and stuffs.

It's one of the topmost essential in human life! Apart from patterned toilet papers.

2) Victoria Secret

I can't make up my mind between VS and Juicy Couture. First thing first, C-O-U-T-U-R-E is pronounced as? I thought it is something like Coo-Too-R but people just laugh when I say that. So please enlighten me.

I have no friggin idea where to get this but it's so darn chio. Oh, but I don't travel a lot so this item could be last on my wishlist.

3) Juicy Couture thumbdrive

I can't get enough of this, it's so funky chic la! I can plug it into a com and whoever is there will be like "EH YOUR THUMBDRIVE VERY SPECIAL" or whatever. Then we will start a small talk about how I got it and how much and bla bla bla. Rather than the normal awkward silence you get when you first plug in your thumbdrive and it loads and scan for viruses, then your client just waits and don't know what to say.

4) Nintendo DS lite

Cos I have a PSP and he told me he wants a girlfriend, from Nigeria. So I thought a black DS could be the best. Dying to play Pokemon and cooking mama and whatever shit.

5) Daihatsu Copen

OMG. I fell in love with this two seater the first time I saw it. I remember when I was a kid, this is how I will draw the Bonnet of a car. Fat, round, with circular headlights. I want it so bad I even dreamt about it last night!

6) Nosejob

I will gladly agree to a nosejob now. Any sponsors? I hope my Mom offer to send me for nosejob for my 21st birthday. *Shrugs*

7) Ipod classic

Because I don't have a decent music player. Ya. I don't know, I prefer some things in black, while others in pink. PSP definitely look better in piano black, and DS looks better in pink. Ipod looks classy in black, white is definitely no no.

8) Singapore flyer

I want to go on Singapore flyer with Nic. Ultimate prays. I don't know. It's not too much to ask?

9) VS Jet setting tote

It's so big and spacious, I LOVE BIG BAGS. In case anyone haven't noticed.

This measures 24" X 17" X 10"

and it's cheap! I will buy it for myself definitely!

Ya, and I guess that concludes my wishlist for this year. Apart from moving out, get out from NS, bleach my hair blonde (this time, make sure it's platinum) and then get a chihuahua.

F-U-C-K ME

2009-04-19T17:36:00.002+08:00

So, if you seek Amy tonight

Juicy

2009-04-19T00:52:00.002+08:00

Today marks the day of a new blogskin! It has been forever since I last changed my blogskin. The hot pink and black layout is getting way boring. I need something new!

I spent a LOOOOOOOONG time trying to friggin code this simple skin, I swear not to touch HTML for at least another year or so. *Grumbles*

Please find me stuffs to do before I decompose. K, thanks.

Live GREEN

2009-04-07T20:17:00.002+08:00

Right, so it seems I'm about the last person on earth to do my part for mother earth. According to Faiz, I print stuffs like there's no tomorrow and I shred a 500 year old oak tree everyday in the office (No Faiz is not so descriptive, I just thought it would be more interesting to put "JJ you are killing the earth" in this manner).

Right. So, how have I not been living green?! I go around telling people to save paper, recycle this recycle that. PLUS, I always reuse my old stuffs and all. I have a frigging 1346535713561345 days old plastic bottle in my fridge now that I use for my drinking water. I get my water directly from the tap (save electricity from the dumb kettle) and the bottle has this really huge mouth/hole thingy (prevent any water from spilling out each time I top it up). So, people who can't stand drinking from the tap for fear that we might get our water mixed with some crocodile infested river in Africa - Please don't drink anything from my fridge.

SO YA, NOT GREEN MEH. AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN LIFE I DRANK FROM A PLASTIC BOTTLE REUSED AND REUSED AND REUSED TIME AND AGAIN *we all know that we can't reuse plastic bottles too much don't we children?* AND TO SAVE ELECTRICITY, I DRANK PURE TAP WATER. IF A LIZARD DIE IN MY PIPE HOW.

I NEVER ask for a bag when I buy small stuffs, I ALWAYS carry a fucking big bag. It's so big that whoever shares seat with me on a SBS bus must sit only half of his/her area ok!

AND IT'S NOT COS I HAVE A BIG BUTT. NO! IT'S MY BAG. FOR CONVENIENCE. I just dump everything I bought inside.

SEE, SAVE PLASTIC (again). If bo bian go NTUC buy tonnes of grocery, then the auntie for no reason always like to "double-up" the bag, I will bring them home and use them as trash bags what.

Not environmentally friendly meh? It's typical la, almost the whole Singapore is doing that.

Right, some more I take bus to work everyday leh! Cept Saturdays and Sundays of course. Taking public transport IS actually being green. I didn't know that until Poly year 1, when one of my coursemate suggested taking public transport as a move to being green. I just glared at her. While she slowly explained why it is being green. For those who don't understand:

Owning a car = need energy for car

Need for energy for car = need petrol

Need for petrol = depletion of earth's resources

......I think? Of course not forgetting the fumes emission la.

CONFESSION:
1) Well it's true that I waste a lot of paper in office, but you know, Government stuffs, if I type wrong one mistake then I have to edit and reprint what right. Cannot be use some Blanco and hopes that nobody can the difference between Arial and my Primary 2 Handwriting.

2) I leave the shower on the entire time when I bathe. BUT I HAVE REASONS, YOU KNOW YOU KNOW, KU ZHONG. My 17 year old heater is dead, whenever I turn it off, it makes this grumbling noise like there's a critter wanting to get out. If I turn it on again, the water that gushes out will be SCALDING HOT. LIKE WTF!? Imagine I turn it off when I shampoo....

shampoo

shampoo

shampoo

poo

poo (Shampoo is such a cute word *Shame poo*)

OK DONE!

Then JJ happily turn on the shower...

OMFG @$^!#%&@$%^!$

I will suffer burnts! Then I need to see doctor, and I can't go work, and I will delay all those dying patients at the hospital! That is SIN!

So, letting my shower run while I bathe is not-too-bad

*Note: I am not in charge of household maintenance, my dad is. The reason why the heater is not fixed yet is cos we are too busy being green in other matters.

3) I sleep in air-con room everyday even when it is raining and shivering cold. Why?

I don't know? Imma polar bear?

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Actually still got a lot of confessions.....but aiya anyway, I am trying to save and scrimp on all these little things already ok. So stop saying like I'm the main culprit for the earth's destruction or something. ROARS

Random rant cos I'm JJ the random. =D

Botak days

2009-03-15T00:38:00.003+08:00

Hi, I am Kid/JJ/Jae/JingJie/*** ****

And

This blog is dead, well not quite. But soon. I have absolutely nothing to blog about. Imagine a routine life for *gasps* 2 years. Something tells me this blog is now officially safe for me to bitch about people without getting hacked to a zillion pieces the very next minute. =)

Now, that is not too bad is it?

Anyway, work's a whore. Nah I'm putting it as a generic statement, not refering to what I am doing now solely. I mean, there's a reason why work is call work right. I don't believe they will be people looking forward to any Mondays when they have to wake up fucking early then drag themselves to work la. Makes no sense.

Imagine this:

"AH IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, IT'S MONDAY AND I LOVE MY WORK!"

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"!#%&^@$^&!#$^ Dammit fucktard, lemme sleep in. I'll just take 5 more minutes"

Either way, the second statement seems more realistic.

Now I'm back! I shall blog and bitch about people at the comfort of my house after 8PM daily. I shall throw hurtful comments at the geek I met on the bus, I shall gossip about that ah lian carrying fake LV bag!

But first I shall update on the recent events cos I'm a good boy.

FIRST UP: JASON AND JANICE SOLEMNIZATION!

I have no friggin idea what the hell is a solemnization baa baa, but then again, I'm not very good with language and rituals and whatnot so it's not surprising. Why would any sane person name a ritual SOLEMNIZATION. Shouldn't it be like erm, HAPPINESSATION, or something like that. Maybe it IS a solemn event.

English is such a confusing thing, and so is chinese.

ANYWAYS. Janice, currently Janice Yeo, is officially married! Legal! Woots! WIFE!

One step away from mama. It's such a happy touching thingy. Aww

Loadsa photos but, ZOMG, none of the groom and bride's. Shit sia. Wasted. I feel damn guilty for not snapping crazy shots of the process la!!! How can I friggin not take pictures of this grand event! It's ok, I did take some stupid pictures though.

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The only pic I have of them, and it's not even showing their faces. FUCK.

Eunice said there's no difference when I wear my freshkon mystical black contacts. So, this is prove. Left: without. Right: Freshkon mystical black. Pretty obvious what no meh

Yeh, anyway, for MORE pictures, go to my facebook, then find someone call PeiRu, she has the entire collection of the event. =)

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I FINALLY WENT TO GET MY BLINGS. For my headphones. I've been wanting to bling my headphones like this:

Blingy! *drools

But my headphone is like damn ugly kind lor...

Like wtf can...

sighs, damn un-cool. I spent only like $30 on bling, but I guess I can only do one side and I have no glue so I'm gonna friggin wait until the next time I step out from my cave before I can zhng. Until then.

OH OH OH

Talking about headphones, I have a new item to add to my wishlist. Actually, two.

CHIONESS!

ZOMG, new headphones from audio technica! (or maybe damn old but I haven't seen before.) MUST HAVE MUST HAVE.

*I know it says for woman, but it's damn cute to not have

1st pic: Audio Technica Pottery
2nd pic: Audio Technica Button

Like, sibei unique. The pottery one looks like friggin macaroons and the button looks like, well, buttons!

Must buy Must buy *adds to list*.

Note: I have headphones, earphones but no decent music player. Strangely, I still don't feel the urge to get any other player except Ipod classic. And up till now, the latest classic comes in black/silver, if I were to buy I will definitely buy the black one. I don't really need like 320GB though. A bit too.....much?

Maybe I'll just get nano, but that is so orbiang and ugly lor. I prefer flat Ipods, the latest nano is like, curved one leh. So...weird.

The new shuffle is damn chio though, I go for simple stuffs like this. Might just get that and zhng it with grey and black diamantes. Damn chio.

Now I'm dependent on these for music: PSP (don't want to bring to camp), Mickey MP3 player (Those blogshops selling one, short battery life, shuffle, 4GB, cute but not very practical), an antique CD player (Stopped using since 2 years ago. Good for playing CDs, better music quality. But bulky), Nokia phone (Most frequently used, don't have to lug around an MP3 player, convenient. But no audio jack hole thingy for my headphones)

MY LIFE SUCKS.
Oh, but your life sucks more.

*HAPPY*

Poofed

2009-01-10T16:21:00.001+08:00

I poofed, with short hair and SLIGHTLY darker skin now.

Yes I am in NS! which explains the disappearance in the past 3 months or so. *grumbles*

Summer Festival at Japanese School (Changi)

2008-08-23T21:35:00.009+08:00

Pictures first, waiting for pictures from friends too. Entry later. =D, super fun.

Oh where did all the moola go?

2008-08-17T22:57:00.004+08:00

To start things up, my two nuffnang ads didn't even earn me enough to have a decent meal, that means not many people are reading this blog and hence I can like openly declare my political stand, my view on racism, my opinions on animal cruelty and family violence without getting into much trouble. *beams*

But then, not that I am so opinionated, I can't really be bothered by the above, at least not yet la.

Eunice showed me a video by some website urging people to go vegan, in the video, chickens, cows and pigs are tortured to the extreme (*note extreme, electric chairs and guillotines don't even come close). Obviously the video made a huge impact, I was squirmming and covering my eyes as the poor farm animals get tortured before they are finally slaughtered.

laanimalservices.blogspot.com

Poor living environment, being castrated and mutilated without painkillers, forced into producing eggs/milk, etc

After they show all these inhuman actions, the last sentence that came out was "choose vegetables" or somewhere along that line.

WHY

FINE THEY ARE RUTHLESSLY KILLING THE ANIMALS, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO SUE THEM OR LET THE GOVERNMENT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? THE FACT THAT THESE WHATSOEVER FARMS STILL EXIST PROVES THAT YOUR COUNTRY/THAT COUNTRY IS ALLOWING SUCH ACTS RIGHT? THEN YOU SHOULD BE PERSUADING THE GOVERNMENT TO IMPLEMENT SOME LAWS OR SOMETHING WHAT.

Like if the whole world turns vegan nothing will happen like that, sekali farmers use some extreme growth chemicals on carrots till they grow to the size of your fridge and when you eat them you just get some unknown cancer call CARROIAPINASIA or something. I don't know.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/

Just...track out these farms, get the government to do something la. Eh hello, the fact that you can happily go to these farms and film the torturing animals means you have the location and the identity of those animal mutilators right. So it's not THAT hard to track them down is it?

Fine, the whole world turns vegan, period. But Homosapiens are omnivorous no? Eat meat AND vegetables.

Note, I say meat, since carnivorous means meat-eater, and herbivorous means plant-eater and not PROTEIN and VEGETABLES.

Because I'm pretty much sure that vegans will argue "we only need PROTEIN, not MEAT, we can get our protein from BEANS"

*yawns*

Anyway, in response to such inhuman acts in order to satisfy us humans, there are several brands that manufacture items with a message behind each line of their products (weird sentence structure, my brain is dying).

For example, the most heard of is

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BODYSHOP

Against animal testing, and often with campaigns like anti family abuse la and this and that. Of course it makes the consumers feel that they are doing a good deed and at the same time splurging on their products.

Me? Ok I only like their products, I know they are against animal testing soooo...ok. Good lor. Sorry I can't be FULLY against animal testing because I'm pretty sure 75% of my health being products are still, and will continue to be tested on animals.

You? Don't lie, I don't believe anyone is so 100% pure organic.

Since bodyshop is having a huge treat for their members, Nicholas decided to drag me down to their newly opened outlet at Compasspoint. What can I say, the staffs are ultra friendly as usual, it's like Bodyshop specially put them in some hell training for customer service if not they will be whipped by a pure natural whip made out of cactus spikes.

HAHAHAHAH. ok not funny. But yes, I'm very impressed by bodyshop staffs, they know the products well, they are attentive, and they know what range of their items are best suited for YOU, or me, the super hard to please creature sent in from planet ula-ula.

I have a weakness for good service, you can try to sell me a piece of plain paper for $5 with amzingly good service. Plain paper hor, not flowery printed ones. Hence, these are my loot of the day:

Tea Tree Oil to be known as TTO from here onwards

TTO facial wash, TTO facial toner, TTO body wash
Freebies: mascara and body butter.

And the close up.

I friggin heart the TTO range can, I have really terok face that's like run over 245621624 times by an army tank and blemishes keep appearing out of nowhere. Until like 2 months ago I bought Bodyshop's TTO exfoliator and PRESTO, I feel that it really cleans your poresand made your face feel so super clean, best - it doesn't dry it out.

So, I guiltily bought these items and I'm very sure I will continue to buy the other items from this range if it works for me.

We were at Loyang point and I saw this pouch going at $18, I'm pretty sure outside will sell like over $20 odd for a psp pouch one right, so I stupidly bought. Ok la, not that I don't like it but maybe there are places with even lower price then this. *shrugs*

It's nice to be a driver right. Today we went from IKEA to MY HOUSE to LOYANG POINT to COMPASSPOINT to ANCHORVALE RECREATIONAL COMPLEX.

hearts =)

New tatto

2008-08-10T22:29:00.004+08:00

I got myself a new tattoo, behind my neck. Peiru helped me take the picture. It's some random tribal pattern. I thought it's super chio lor.

My bra strap

Close up

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZUOZHI
dated 8th august 2008
celebrated 9th august 2008

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10th august 2008:

Had Nicholas over and we cooked again! And this time, it's lasagna and steam crab. I made the crabs, he made the lasagna, I know it's a weird weird combination.

The ultra nice lasagna but it's ultra salty too.

and my crabs!
I kill the crabs myself ok! *with a little chopping help from nicholas* but other than that it's my own sweat and blood.

It's a tough business.

Reasons why I have a sudden craving for crabs:

1) they are going at only $5.95 for 2 crabs, no need weigh.

2) I saw some crab killing video from xiaxue's blog. But I would say the video made it seem simple but the real deal is much more messier and dirtier. Imagine having to pull out the gills and scrub and all. The trick is not to look too closely at the gills, cos your hair will stand on ends, at least mine did.

3) I am iodine deficient.

Though the crabs a are little small, but it's actually not that bad ok. At least it's alive, better than some tze char place I went to which served big ass crabs but all not fresh, I assume they use dead DEAD crabs. Somemore this crab for roe one lor! eh, for $3 per crab and get roe, it's quite a steal already ok.

Mommeh always tell me to buy only live crabs, because if they are dead, their flesh turns into liquid or something. No idea.

Anyway, this being the first time cooking crab, I chose the easy way out - steaming them. I don't know about other people but to me I think steaming stuffs are like damn easy lor. You just put everything on a plate, then throw it into the steamer then wait, and presto it's done. Better still, no fats, no oil. Healthy.

Here's the rough ingredients for ching cheng pang xie:

Hua tiao jiu
ginger - alot
lemon - a little
salt - moderate

and that's all. It turned out great. just agar agar dump everything into the plate, put it in the steamer then can liao. Yums.

Mr Lasagna on the other hand, created a mess out of my kitchen and came up with this super nice looking but super salty lasagna. I think I will get urm, liver failure or something.

All in all, I would say it's a damn scrumptious dinner, woots. nice nice.

oh by the way, the tattoo is those use water stick on one, I got it from the asiasoft event. =)

Garden Festival

2008-08-04T21:55:00.027+08:00

GARDEN FESTIVAL 2008

Last Thursday, I went to Garden Festival with Huibo. It was super nice. But oh well, I reckon it's too late to try persuading people to go now since it's already over. Apparently they had garden designers display their piece of work, and each had their own interesting theme and concept. Very very nice.

*shitload of pictures, don't choke.*

No captions because there's just toooooo many pictures. Please enjoy:

Garden Fest 2008 was orgasmic. ^.^v

Note: Had Carls JR for dinner and had diarrhea when I reached home. Maybe it's the organic turkey apricots from GF, maybe it's the burgers.

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ASIASOFT GAMEFEST

It was a super super super duper fun event. I was stationed at Audition for the first two days and on the last day I was sent to Richman Online (that, is boring). Met really nice people while working there, and thanks a hell lot to ChangBoon for withstanding the harsh hours with me. Without him I will be like, ALONE for the three days (Because Kristel was forced to quit since her brother fell ill).

Meet Xie Yao, my new friend! She's a really sweet and adorable girl in real life but I have no idea she blogs with such vulgar language! WAHAHAHA. DON'T KILL ME SEOW!

*if you pronounce her name damn fast you get seow*

Also got other people la, like Jovenna and Henry and Bell. Super nice peeps!

Normal XieYao and JJ

Sad Xie Yao and JJ

Seow and cosplayer

JJ and cosplayers

This little boy here is Jonathan, he's like sticking to me since day 1, and he's really really cute and fun to talk to. Picture koped from kawaiiwiinter.blogspot.com

The part-timers! don't you think half the part-timers got those boyband look? They come as a package. And they all look like clones. Damn happening one.

I met really interesting people through this event and it was damn fun, I'm sure ChangBoon agrees too, I really hope we have some gathering among the part-timers or something. Was kinda sad to end the event on the last day, even though it was just a short 3 days work, we spent like more than half of each day with each other, very very memorable.

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And to end, picture of me taken by Bocha on the MRT the day we went to Garden Fest. I must be seriously engrossed in Taiko Drum Master to not have noticed him secretly taking my pic.

Question: I have the Dove ad running on my blog, but the nuffnang site dont show my earnings, why huh?

Sleep IS highly requested

2008-08-03T07:06:00.002+08:00

Day 1 - 1 hour sleep
Day 2 - 4 hours sleep
Day 3 - 3.5 hour sleep (headache interruption) + 1 more hour continued snooze

in total, I slept 8.5 hours in 3 days. so thats 9.5/72

wow, considering I sleep more than 12 hours EACH DAY normally. This is worse than FYP

Coming up: 100+ photos of Garden Festival 2008 + Asiasoft gamefest 2008

Garden Festival

2008-07-29T03:09:00.003+08:00

I'm going to the Garden Festival 2008 tomorrow! (or, later, considering it's 3.09AM now)

My body clock is completely wrecked, I sleep at like 6 AM daily and wake up at 2PM or so. And no, that is not pig lor. I don't understand why are pigs associated with so many...erm...faults.

Sleep a lot = pig

Fat = pig

Ugly = pig

Eat a lot = pig

anymore?

Are pigs really that hopelessly created? *shrugs*

No right, at least they provide some food or something, I don't know~ But I'm pretty sure (99%) that they were not created so people can include their species name in whatever insults they use.

It's kind of stupid right. ok. I shall not call people pigs liao. Maybe I switch to Goat or Zebra, or platypus.

OYASUMI.

Dango and Kristel

2008-07-25T15:06:00.007+08:00

I've been living the life of a spoilt brat, through and through. I sleep in the morning (around 5 AM) and wake up in the late noon, grab something to eat, come online, and stone.

BUT

That is when I'm not outside smashing people's windows and feeding chocolates to dogs.

It's so nice to just laze around at home and hopefully not gain a lot of weight (yes a little weight gain is inevitable). Looking up useless stuffs online and killing time. Watching anime. YES YES ANIME.

I'm currently absorbed into Shugo Chara. It's about this group of kids who have hearts eggs (Check wiki) and the eggs will hatch into guardian chara. And the story goes on. I attempted to watch honey and clover, I would say it's not bad, the lines are really good and touching, some, at least. But it's not so much to my taste. I don't know, maybe I'm weird.

Really ma, Honey and Clover very draggy and boring leh, you love me I love her, she loves him that kind of thing. Then go do self reflection, returns a few years later and we are one big family all over again. I don't like.

Saturday 19 July 2008

Woke up at around 3.30 PM, came online and did practically nothing. Aiya my life very boring hor, maybe I will age damn fast if this continues. Got a call from my sis at around 6PM to go for dinner. Where else, Nihon Mura AGAIN. I keep going to that place la. Dammit.

Reached there at 7.30PM, yes we were supposed to meet at 7.30PM just in case some woman forgot and happily turn up at 8.30PM and started complaining about the long queue ignoring the fact that I had been queueing for one entire hour already, okthanks.

It was a super super long wait to get seated. Wanna know why?

BECAUSE IT'S A 50% OFF DAY AT NIHON MURA E!HUB.

Eh, don't like that, I know I'm cheapo. I shop at daiso, I buy things from flea market, and about 35% of my clothes are DIY one. tsk. Thrift is virtue, not sin. I insist.

Ate a a darn lot of stuffs there, lemme see, together there were 3 of us, me, my horrible sister who made use of me to queue because she SOMEHOW predicted there will be a long queue, and her friend, who looks older than he really was. SO, ya 3 of us.

If I recall, this was what we had:

around 10 plates of sushi
2 buttered scallop or something
1 terriyaki chicken don in those stone bowl one
1 cabbage roll
1 soft shell crab
1 shisamo
1 takoyaki
1 fried ebi
1 macha ice cream with dango
1 vanilla ice cream with oreo

Is that all? Those are what I can remember but I am certain we ordered more than that.

MY MACHA ICE CREAM WITH DANGO. I LIKE
Surprisingly I was the only one who like this ice cream. *shrugs*

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and that is after the 50% discount.

Sinful day, yes sinful day Janice how.

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Sunday 20th July 2008

Went to meet ZuoZhi for movie EARLY in the morning, Like what, 10.30AM. Watched Chi Bi. CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI, where the characters walk around in Chibi form then uses strange anime expressions and are strangely elastic and bouncey. =D

Red Cliff. Nice movie must watch. That's all I have to say. Different people got different preference one what. Some people dont like horror, like Peiru, some people don't like stuffs like cloverfield, like Lina. Wow, I'm so versatile I watch all. No I don't like romance. It's...most of the time, cheesy.

Guy like woman, woman don't know (or the other way round) at the last 15 minutes of the show they realized their love, then it's happily ever after. The End.

b.o.r.i.n.g

After the movie we went Whitesands and have lunch (supposedly) but I'm meeting Nicholas to bake that day, so Zuozhi had to ta pao home and eat. I'M SO SORRY YOU CAN BEHEAD ME AFTER YOU COME OUT FROM FIELD CAMP.

EH BUT DON'T FORGET I BAKED BROWNIES FOR YOU OK. YOU KU KU BIRD.

Not a bad day, full of events. =).

The attempt at making macaroons failed again and I don't know why. Correction, WE don't know why.

loser.

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Tuesday 22nd July 2008

Woke up at an unearthly hour, 8AM, considering I slept at 5AM, yes it's ridiculous. Packed my bag and everything and went to meet Kristel for water fun at Tampines Swimming complex.

AND

As usual she's late. Which left me waiting in from of this view.

Sometimes I really believe morning air is fresher. Feel more perky you know you know. Nowadays I wake up in the afternoon and I just wanna go back to sleep. It's those damn sian mood. And great, now the sky is gloomy and the weather is cold, which makes it better to snooze.

Swimming was fun because the pool was considered quite empty, except for tonnes of kids which fortunately disappeared after 10.30AM.

Did some stupid stunts in the water and almost died. Oh wells.

After swimming it's going to Kristel's place to get ready for town. Dragged myself to town - yes. Very willing - not really.

And I placed a hello kitty plaster even though there's not even a scratch on my neck. Gagas.

Was surfing youtube for all the funny videos before finally turn to obsession with DBSK. Watched Hug and we realized they were really young and Changmin looks like a small boy boy there. AND THE CAT IS DAMN CUTE. IT'S SIAMESE.

Reached Orchard and walked around paragon while waiting for time to pass. Kristel went for her interview at Tongs building and I was left alone to rot. Sat outside Tongs building and played psp for an hour before she pops out. Yes she got the job. Congratulations bitch.

Forced her to go to Sanrio corner in Taka, realized I'm far too broke to afford anything, went to cut my wrist and die on the spot, Kristel spasmed at the blood flow and she died too. The End.

Ended up in United Square shopping mall for another Sanrio hunt. On the way between the MRT station and the mall, we were approached by this boy xiao di di and this was what happened:

Boy: excuse me can you spare me a minute just one minute will do?

JJ n Kris: *continues to walk, Mommy tells us that if you ignore something bad it will go away by itself*

Boy: I am playing this game with my friend ah, then I lost, so my forfeit is ah, I have to sell one sweet I have here for any amount, any amount will do. Can you help me?

JJ: no *carry on walking*

Boy: Please just any amount will do

JJ: *takes out the only coin from his pocket (50 cents) in exchange for a stupid mentos*

Boy: thank you thank you.

At first, I thought it was really some kind of game and it's his forfeit...But when we were leaving United Square, we met like a GROUP of them asking passerbys the same question. That boy's friend stupidly came to ask me and Kristel again. WTF la, wanna scam also keep a database can, ask liao still ask again, later I report mata I tell you.

Inside United Square, this mall sucks, worse that Loyang Point.

Ended the day at 9.30PM. 12 hours out of house, and non stop on the move. Madness.

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Thursday 24th July 2008

I killed my psp yesterday. So I have to revive it today. Don't ask me how I killed it. I just did.

Went to bugis and had it fixed for $30. Some other online guy charge like $10 but must go his house. And I didn't want to, incase he can't fix it, don't know trustworthy anot.

Went to the Taiwan street fair at Bugis with Kristel. She had her DVD player skinned before that (Gmask like that la).

Cute clay figures.

View of the Taiwan Street.

Crystal accessories.

Queue for 'Ma La To Fu'

My fake sharksfin soup. Yums.

Another exciting day.

I MISS MY POLY PEEPS, ESPECIALLY EUNICE AND LINA, WTH YOU TWO GOOO. At least I've been meeting with Zuozhi, Peiru and Janice etc.

May I fuck you?

2008-07-21T03:07:00.001+08:00

so, may I? :D

It's those "translated" videos, like the indian thriller thingy I found on youtube.

Vivocity trip

2008-07-19T00:09:00.003+08:00

Went out with Kristel today. Actually, I forced her to. Cos I needa go daiso and get boxes for Zuozhi (but I can't find any. gomenasai). We ended up going round and round and round and round in daiso. For probably more than one hour I would say. I know, there is nothing much at daiso and everything is $2, if you use it people will LAUGH at you. Some sort of weird Singaporeans mentality la. Too expensive cannot wear cos cannot afford, so settle for some fake goods that cost around 30% of the original, too cheap also cannot wear, cos people will supposedly LAUGH at you. *shrugs*

Shit I'm having trouble with my firefox, I just upgraded to the newest version but it keeps crashing whenever I try to open it, somebody please help me. Anybody in fact.

HERE'S MY LOOT

P/S: Ignore the fake anna sui fold mirror, I didn't buy that from daiso. Eh I remember I bought 5 items ($10) de leh...what did I miss out. OH. a sushi mould. =). It's super useful, the next time I use I will be sure to do a little demo like how Janice did when she first came over to have sushi party.

Pardon my sudden obsession over Hello Kitty and Charmmy Kitty. =D. The pouch is my "handy pouch" from now on, which will include the following emergency items:

1: blotter

2: lip balm (vanilla)

3: plaster (hello kitty)

4: fan

5: medicine

6: comb

7: small bottle lucidol wax (I don't use lucidol unless I finished my gatsby)

8: mirror

9: Scissors (contemplating cos I always need to cut something but can't find a scissors anywhere)

Let's see, I met Kristel at...2.45, reached Vivo at around 3.30 I presume? and we finished walking daiso at 4.30. *beams* I'm a daiso cheapo maniac. Good ma, thrifty ok. I mean it's good what, everything $2 nia, from disposable underwear to dog leash, they have almost everything. Except condoms, I wonder why, maybe they can import some hello kitty printed condoms. =D. That would be interesting.

Rotted all the way to Harbourfront, then back to vivo, because that bitch decided that she can leave LATER. And thus I dragged her to Xin Tian Di (the anime-ish shop). And that super spendthrift woman bought a plush.

Dear Peiru, what you are about to see might make you flip

Ready?

Really?

TADA!~

I'm not a Cinnamoroll fan of course, and Kristel definitely isn't either. So why did she buy this? at a 30% discounted rate somemore lor. According to Kristel, the salesgirl would feel bad to not discount it for her cos she was whiney about getting this plus all the time.

Eh the salesgirl offered to give me discount for a Jack Skellington plus also ok, just that my bed is FULL

*AND FUCK A LIZARD JUST CRAWLED ACROSS THE WALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME*

faints for 5 minutes. Then recovers and blog.

Another picture with cinnamoroll ($33 in case you were wondering)

The owner

I think I have weakness for cute stuff toys. omg.

After that Kristel went to SINS chocolate to collect her 18 pieces chocolate pralines. OMG ITS ORGASMIC.

Damn chio, makes a good gift for Valentines

SINS chocolates are goooooooooood

But I'm pretty sure there are better ones, as some will argue, GODIVA LA RIGHT. Or some unheard of chocolate in Singapore. Those atas atas names one.

Kristel felt that she was obliged to give me the strawberry one. OF COURSE SHE MUST! I WILL CURSE HER ZHU3 ZHONG1 SHI2 BA1 DAI4 (18 generations of ancestors? I think?) IF SHE DONT GIVE ME.

K it looks like a tongue/gummy. or a gummy tongue, whatever. But it's good.

AND SIGNING OFF!

Sidenote: Met Xinying and Quanchin for dinner and did a hell lot of catching up at cafe cartel Tampines Mall. Then went Whitesands Arcade.

I love this free life.

Big Chicken Pao

2008-07-18T13:08:00.003+08:00

Why didn't anyone tell me that there's ginger in big chicken paos.

I almost died. big time.

Yi shi de mei hao

2008-07-17T23:28:00.001+08:00

海的思念绵延不绝
The sea's pining is never-ending
终于和天在地平线交会
Finally the sea met the sky at the horizon
爱如果走得够远
If love lasted long enough
应该也会跟幸福相见
It should meet bliss

承诺常常很像蝴蝶
Promises are often like butterflies
美丽的飞盘旋然后不见
Beautifully hovering around, and then they disappear
但我相信你给我的誓言
But I have faith in your vows
就像一定会来的春天
Just like summer will definitely come

我始终带着你爱的微笑
I still carry the smile that you love
一路上寻找我遗失的美好
Looking for the lost beauty
不小心当泪滑过嘴角
Whenever tears carelessly trickle down the edge of my lips
就用你握过的手抹掉
I wipe them away with the hand you've once held

再多的风景也从不停靠
I never stopped no matter how beautiful the scenery was
只一心寻找我遗失的美好
Whole-heartedly searching for the lost beauty
有的人说不清哪里好
No one can explain what it is that's so good about it
但就是谁都替代不了
But it is just irreplaceable

在最开始的那一秒有些事早已经注定要到老
From the first second, certain things have already been destined to last forever
虽然命运爱开玩笑真心会和真心遇到
Destiny likes to pull tricks, but true love will meet in the end.

My Themes

2008-07-16T20:34:00.003+08:00

I've been so so so so so bored at home and so I decided to do my own HP theme (gawks, cos all the downloaded are so darn ugly).

I'm sure some of my friends had seen my bling phone with my own customized theme right, but I'm sure all don't know how must work/time/blood/sweat/space goes into it. Sighs. Never underestimate what a small small HP theme consist of. Like each teeny weeny buttons la, pop ups la, bla bla bla. I almost died.

That's Mocchi from Monster Rancher and Charmmy Kitty to go with my new Hello Kitty brolly, AH SO HAPPY!

BROLLY DAY

2008-07-15T21:47:00.004+08:00

Went to collect pay at Singpost building today with Peiru and Janice. Remember remember? The maplestory event. Where I had to ask people for their ICs and about 20% of them asked if I am trustworthy to hand me their IC, yeh, THAT job.

Happen to see Peipei when I was desperating dialling her phone, AND I GOT A FEELING SHE KNOWS BUT CHOSE TO AVOID, THAT SCHEMING WOMAN. *TUMBLES ON HIGH CLASS CARPET LAUGHING (TOHCCL)*

We followed her all the way to asiasoft's office and VIOLA, a mushroom!

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SO CUTE RIGHT???(the mushroom)

Actually we saw it the day we worked, but I was too OCCUPIED to take any snaps of it.

And of course, some cabal character I presume...

With Peiru, dammit I forgot I ask
either of them to help me take a
picture with this hunk. Oh wells.

*****

Talking about asiasoft...Ahems *clears throat*

I'm sure I've asked majority of the people whether they are interested to work at this asiasoft event coming 1st to 3rd August right. But only two replied. All the chao neh nehs.

Anyway, whoever is interested in working from 1st to 3rd August as event helper please tell me! K not that I'm in charge of finding people, but I just want people to work WITH me. lalala.

Details are as follow:

Event: Asiasoft ???
Venue: Marina Square
Pay: $6/hr
Time: 8AM to 9PM (13 hours, no need calculate, I save you your trouble)
Role: Event helper, don't ask me for DETAILS, cos chances are you will only get your duty on the day itself.

Please do tell me if you are interested thanks. I don't want to work alone. =D

*****

Went City Plaza straight after collecting pay. Yes it is a damn old place but it is absolutely great, even better than bugis or far east I would say. More interesting things, and things that you don't see typical Singapore ah bengs ah lians clothed in.

I bought..well..nothing the whole time there. But once we got out of the mall, it started to rain, as we sat at estalar (spelling?), we decided to go back in and get an umbrella.

Here's what I have to say:
I LOVE RAIN, PLEASE LET IT RAIN MORE OFTEN FROM NOW ON!

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cos I bought a hello kitty brolly. =X

I would say it's damn chio, ignoring the fact that it's uber gu niang and I'm a male animal. Oh well. It's not bad hor, for an imitation. gawks

This is mine, it's pink with lace around it. HAHAHA.

Janice bought the same, actually is I buy the same as hers. Twins NEED to have similar things.
Well I guess if we are of the same gender we would be buying same underwear la, toothbrush la, phone la, make up la, clothes la, bra la, pad la etc...

And Peiru with her Cinnamoroll brolly.
*notice the words say PUPPYLOVE*

Maybe it's some imitation brolly made in China, but I don't really care cos I think the hello kitty one rocks. It's like so scene (as Janice would say it).

K that adds Hello Kitty to one of my Top Fav fictional character, for now there is (in order of ranking)

1) Jack Skellington
2) Gloomy Bear
3) Pikachu
4) Mocchi from MR
5) Hello Kitty

no Mickey. The auntie is like trying to push me this black and red mickey umbrella and it damn fugly. No lor hor auntie, not nice lor hor. But thanks for drooling a puddle of saliva over my hair. I know it's nice. lalala.

*****

Random Paranoma picture taking with Janice

under my um-bre-lla ella ella eh eh eh ~

Partyworld

2008-07-11T21:14:00.003+08:00

PARTYWORLD SINGING WITH ERHU PEEPS. Participating people: Kristel, Xinying, Junhui, Jackie, and the prince of islababarambutanpapaya.

It had been so fucking long since I last saw them. *misses*. Like...3-4 years maybe? yup yup no doubt it had been so long.

Partyworld is like Kbox actually, maybe the songs are much much more vintage and the atmosphere is...well...nightclub-ish.

Drinks

The old old old old screen

=D candid~

It was a fun day. =)

Now, annoying things happen everyday to everyone. People asks me, is that something something picture photoshopped? Oh my, what a poisonous word. Do you question my beauty?

Well. One thing first, it doesn't really matter a lot to you whether it was photoshopped right? What, if I told you it's photoshopped you will grow wings and a snout is it?

So I assume that these people who kept asking about every single of the photograph on this blog are really ugly people. Know why? Because these ugly people will come my blog, then see the pictures, then go...

he really looks like that meh, cannot be lor, must be computer aided or something one la this picture, I shall ask him and make myself feel better.

AND THEN

When I answer, ya it's photoshopped.

These ugly people will go: "HURRAY! SEE I TOLD YOU, IM NOT THE WORSE LOOKING PERSON AROUND, HE PHOTOSHOP HIS PICTURE ONE LA CHEY."

Am I wrong to say that? And even when I tell them certain pictures are not editted, they choose not to believe, fine by me. Since you already restrict yourself to just one single answer then what for double check with me?

HELLO EVERYONE, ALL MY PICTURES ARE PHOTOSHOPPED, I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE, I LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

Wow I must be a really good photoshopper (photoshop person) ain't I?

Remember this face ok, this is me, all the other pictures you saw before are not me actually. I'm finally telling the truth. Now go ahead and eat it up.

Sometimes I get really irritating response when I answer certain questions.

Mr A: eh today want go out a not?

JJ: no

Mr A: WHY!?!?!?!?

I thought there's always a yes or no to a question, why will somebody ask a question expecting solely what they believed in? What, you expect me to say yes huh.

You may ask me "what do you think of this project/whatever"

I will frankly give you my honest answer from the bottom of my heart. BUT, human beings are just not contented with having criticism thrown at them. Fine lor, don't listen to what I said la, better yet, don't even ask~

You think it's fun to go through your work and then correct you huh. If you think you are THAT GOOD already then don't ask ANYONE for opinions.

In my entire life in TP design school, I had NEVER gone to a consultation thinking that whatever work I have is already an A grade. Consultations are there for a reason, if whoever you consulted don't give you any constructive comments (when I say this I meant comments like: good work *long silence*) then you might as well not consult them at all.

AND SO, my conclusion about these people will be...

They are people who are so damn fucking proud of themselves that they think their work is FLAWLESS. The fact that they even ask others for opinions but not in any sense to accept the comments shows that they are just trying to show off their work. (which in any case, normally isn't that good)

and

These people should be ignored. Period.

Serious lor. No kidding. Janice always ask me "am I fat?"

Girl, if you ask me that again I will punch you in the face. =D

*prances to a field of lollipops*

I am not hairy

2008-07-10T12:22:00.002+08:00

*Continue from previous entry*

Pictures taken from bobo's phone

not bad eh. And. I.AM.NOT.HAIRY.

Relax, forget

2008-07-09T23:26:00.003+08:00

Relaxing day with bocha, supposed to go library ONLY, but ended up in cityhall. Bahs. I borrowed 2 books! YEAH! JJ IS GOING TO START READING! Quick quick everybody, go buy 4D!

Camwhoring at Esplanade roof...(pictures are of low resolution)

Took this of Bobo,
a little off at the joining parts.
But it's nice, got one star/moon somemore ok!

The pig.

I have no idea why he sticks out his tongue.
So damn fucking obscene.

Nice hor nice hor? Too bad it's low res. Dammit.

Esplanade

AND NOW, FEAST YOUR EYES ON ME!
*EVIL LAUGHTER*

BONUS PICTURE

*Note the gravy mark on his chin*

To be continued when bobo send me more pics. =D.

Bye Bye Dennis

2008-07-08T00:02:00.005+08:00

TODAY IS HAPPY DAY. So I decided to make my hair in a different way. =D

You know those anime girls always got cat ears one (ok not always).

Like this..

Then I was thinking why nobody style their hair EAR shaped. Now I know, it's...weird..and tough. I kept trying to push them up but they keep dropping down lor. Dammit. I know, I'm weird.

Actually it looks like ears ma no meh.

I know, I look so dead right, the eyes.

I had my nails painted black by my sis AGAIN. I think I'm good walking advertisement for her. Anyway she will be tending a push cart in TP, until when I'm not sure. And it's really damn cheap. Express Manicure at $8, Classic Manicure at $18.

So cheap lor where to find.

If you haven't noticed, this is the thumb.

Oh ya was out with Peiru in the afternoon cos she wanted to get hair extensions, not bad leh quite nice, but kinda ex. Even though it's $1 a strand.

Walked around a bit before meeting DENNIS THE DEMANDING.

I have no choice but to meet him today cos he's going NS on WEDNESDAY! DAMMIT. DEAR DENNIS, BYE BYE HAIR.

If you think it was I who wanted to cam whore, then you are absolutely wrong. DENNIS wanted to. Roll eyes.

And I know he is good looking la ok. So there will be CONTRAST. Don't compare US. He is a model (I think?).

AND THE END.

Mega Update

2008-07-04T23:51:00.019+08:00

FRESH BULGOGGI

This is going to be a long loooooooooong entry...Haven't been updating for about a week. And I was thinking, next time when I'm 60 (if I live that long) and I come back to check my blog, and I don't see some important days then I go senile, GASPS. K better do.

First up, start from Saturday 28 June 2008.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMEH. Ok, it's like a damn late entry now, but yeh. I woke up, and apparently I had a very hilarious dream AGAIN. But I forgot all about you. You know dreams la, they don't stay in the mind for long unless you keep telling people about it, like my once upon a time dream about a goldfish in a toilet bowl. I still remember till today. K ya so I woke up, and it's already noon. Supposed to meet Nicholas for lunch at some ulu ulu place. *to have sex* grins.

Kidding, I have no idea why he wanted to go to an inaccessible place, where crows don't drop their poo. The night before I was really really annoyed with this suggestion so I took a knife and slit my throat. Till today I will have the mark, annoying shit.

So I had to take 1 hour to dress up and all, for good reasons. My sister's friends didn't recognise me that time I met them, they even thought I was ANOTHER brother. Gawks!~ So, a little contact lens and hair wax is enough to change a whole person's look. Trust me, I know.

I went to the bus stop at around 1.45, meeting Nicholas at 2, and I'm going to hop on the bus when he arrives. Don't tell me you don't understand what I'm saying, I'm sure it happens to everyone. Being a super kiasu person, I went damn early and because I had to walk roughly one bus stop out, I was SWEATING LIKE A PIG.

I kept smsing Nicholas "where's your bus now" cos I was darn impatient waiting under the hot scorching sun. Seriously, Singapore's weather...

And I took some pictures with this paranoma or whatever function in my phone...

Nice not nice not, it stitches up your pictures so
it's long and you can take wide wide shots. Cool huh.

Then Nicholas called: "get in the car"

"what? bus huh, it's still at the junction red light haven't come yet"

"NO THE CAR THE CAR!"

"OH!"

*drives in*

AND OMG I WAS DAMN SURPRISED COS THERE WAS NICHOLAS DRIVING. K I'm sua ku but I've never sat in a friend's car before. Actually I did. But nevermind, Nicholas is different. MUAHAHAHA.

I'm the mistress of the car~

Guess who?

NICHOLAS THE GREAT DRIVING! HOLY COW, PIGS CAN FLY!

So we went on the road, and being a super newbie driver, he don't really know the way. And we kept cutting lanes cos we see the sign a tad too late everytime. =X.

And here's the car.

*arrives at Changi Airport Terminal 3 after a scary scary ride in his car*

Since's it's such an occasion, we shall eat at Earle Swensens yes? I insist that it's pronounced as "Earl" but Nicholas insist its actually "Early" WTF. You be the judge. Can't be EARLY Swensens right, sounds so ridiculous. I might be wrong, don't sue me.

When outside, I glanced at the menu and I realized. Fuck, I'm not a rich Kid who walks around with crystal studded phone and expensive contacts with a hair style that cost a bomb. So I can't even afford Earle Swensens. I'm so sad.

So we headed to T1, or was it T2. Aiya the place with the normal Swensens and the Sakae Sushi one, that one. After much thought, we narrowed our considerations to Fresh Bulgoggi and Fish n Co.

And then

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Since we've never tried Fresh Bulgoggi before, WE DECIDED TO!

Anyway it works like Sakae, with this monitor and you just order whatever you want. Just that they have this extra button there for you to call for waiter, so you don't actually have to wave for them. Plus point.

He refuse to take picture cos he knows he will appear on my blog.

The Chicken Soup base. Acutally I think it's quite a torture to eat steamboat with me cos I don't take spicy stuff so we always have to avoid those seemingly yummier soup base.

I think it's really sad lor, imagine all the yummy soup base I missed out on, tom yam, kim chi, sze chuan etc. WAH. I've lived 20 years of my life surviving on chicken stock soup. *utterly disappointed*

HI THERE!
*warning, you may choose to believe this is unedited but you know it's not. So, don't persist.*

I also got edit Nicholas's picture what~

This is my drink, some berry with some berry and some berry one. Should be cranberry and raspberry and one other berry, definitely not strawberry. Damn. I have weakness for berries. Antioxidant yo!

IM CUTE! WORSHIP ME OR CLICK THE LITTLE CROSS AT THE CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN NOW!

Look at his face, I won't be surprised with his reaction, I would do the same if I had this
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GINSENG! and no it's not a lizard.

SEE!
LIKE YUCK YUCK PUI PUI GINSENG LEH, WHO CAN TAHAN THE TASTE.
But he likes it, so...fine lor.

HANAH HANAH, NICE LA NICE LA.

Here's what we had (and recommended by the waiter)
Premium Set C. It's already half eaten cos I forgot to take the picture of it when it just touch down on our table.

I am quite skeptical about these places, you know they show you on thing on the menu, they present you with another, but this time round it's satisfactory. What you see is what you get. =)

See see! Meat for meat, mushrooms for mushrooms, veg for veg, right down to the exact portions!

It feels like eating at home.

Black utensils are actually quite nice uh. Next time I move in new house I shall buy all black also.

Plus point 2: there's this ventilation/air vault thing there so the smoke won't go to you.
K I know it's not a new concept, but Seoul Garden don't have it and I almost choked to death the last time I went there.

Better view.

They have super huge napkins.

It's so fresh I coughed out blood.

Now for my opinion. I think it's really really good, its damn fresh la the things. I think. The beef is, omg orgasmic. Seriously. The price is kinda reasonable too. It's around $50 like that. Kinda affordable and the food is fresh. Only thing is we cook everything ourselves, it's just steamboat. So...ya lor. Of course there are other food on the menu like rice meals and etc. Got those rice in a stone bowl one, those korean one. Yeh. I think it's a korean steamboat place.

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After that Nicholas drove me home and I went for dinner with my mom and aunt. Tze Char at Pasir Ris. It sucks, not worth mentioning. The food was like.....

If I put it next to next with my lunch the ratio standard of Lunch:Dinner will be

8:1

No Kidding.

After dinner we had a long walk around the monthly flea market at Pasir Ris. It's a really nice place to find cheap deals I think. It's every last saturday of the month, at pasir ris block 400+ Next to the shop and save there. WORTH VISITING.

*The End of Part 1*

MAPLESTORY EVENT

The very next day, 29 June 2008. Went to work part time at Suntec Asiasoft Maplestory event. Wah damn tiring lor. But I kinda like events, the last time I worked at Kids Central outdoor thingy with Abby it was super tiring but I thought it was damn fun to interact with the kids.

This time it's interaction with the gamers. Mai siao siao ok. The gamers comprise of all shapes and sizes, ages and appearances. The oldest uncle I saw there was at least 70 lor! and he had an Asiasoft passport! FREAK OUT!

Then there were little kids who use their parent's IC to create account because they don't even have their IC yet. Wah, Qiu Ka Peng.

Me and the Playground tee!

Janice and Peiru!

K I think my life is exciting I get all these lobangs every now and then and I don't have a fix job. Not bad la hor. Although I call myself a freelancer but I am already very slacking on that part liao. So sian lor, some clients, tsk tsk tsk...

We are the fantastic trio! Underlings of the Incredible Hulk. We are the Irresistable Hobbits.

Janice!

Janice doing her thing!~

I think I can sell her on my blog, LAI AH LAI AH, AUCTIONING JANICE AH, STARTS FROM USD 135246135713657135 MIL.

On the way home, I'm really really really shagged. So please pardon the not so freshness. Hair drop down, makeup washed off, wah piang eh.

As a creative person ahem ahem, and a guy with nowhere else to throw his thoughts, I keep doing stupid things. Like this...

She had absolutely no idea I was doing this at all.

And Peiru joined in.

This is ultimate!

And moi.

*The End of Part 2*

SIDETRACK
Short sidetrack. I've always been wanting to go Princess at Bedok for a movie. So I went with Bobo on Tuesday. Wah seh si bei lan lor.

Half way through there was no sound, for like 1 minute.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Those who didn't wish me happy birthday, I've hired assassins to go kill you, they should arrive anytime now. =).

Anyway I went Pasir Ris park with Peiru, Janice and Jason...SUMMER BREEZE. Loves Loves.

Moi, the birthday boy
Now you can see edited and unedited de difference liao right.

My present from Janice and Peiru. THANKS LOVES LOVES.

I call him Sofee the bloody thing. cos you know sanitary pad bloody bloody. =X

PEIRU THE SPASTIC WOMAN

Nice nice view from Summer Breeze. I've already introduced Summer Breeze before so I shall not go too deep into that. Since I've not tried their food, I can't say much.

Every now and then, we will get this wasp coming to interrupt us, it's super irritating lor. Then Jason decided to do something, BECAUSE THE FRIGGIN WASP CRAWLED UP HIS LEG. He "cupped" the wasp with the ashtray and tada!

The wasp! Poorthing. After enduring smoke, bubbles, foam, heat, and a large piece of lime, it died. So weak. Loser~~~~.

After that I went to meet Nicholas at Hougang Mall for dinner. We ate at Cafe Cartel, wanted to go Bliss but...aiya you know la, financial crisis.

Anyway, the part where I said about menu and the real thing is different? It's so true for Cafe Cartel lor. I order the ribs, in the pic it looks small small still manageable, but when I get it, OMFG ITS DAMN HUGE I CANNOT FINISH LA SIAO.

Ok, but at least it's not like smaller than what is shown in the menu. If not I lugi.

Nicholas baked me a cake! want see want see!?!?!?

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Also, thanks to mommeh, aunt and sis, for the angpows and the handphone. Shit I forgot to take picture of it. Fuck la, next time k, I've been blogging this for near 2 hours le =/ I can practically die.

Thank you Janice and Peiru for the Bear!

Thank you Nicholas for the Cake!

AND ALL THOSE WHO WISHED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ESPECIALLY ZUOZHI WHO IS IN NS AND STILL REMEMBERED, IN FACT HE'S ONE OF THE FIRST FEW TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

To Kristel Chan Hui Yan: CHAO NEH NEH GO EAT SAI OK! TRUST YOU TO BE MY BEST FRIEND!

Ahem. I shall stop here.

OH WAIT, GOT BONUS STUFF.

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I swear she loves how her armpits smell.

Fuck

2008-06-24T02:12:00.002+08:00

Hi I'm Jessica, and if you haven't heard of me then you're a true blue loser. JJ is sleeping/dead now, so I'm here to take his place. Sometimes it's so hard to share a vessel, it feels good to come out for a breather~ ah~

JJ :"Oi, who let you out"

Jessica :"You were so happy these few days I can't find anytime to come out, I had to force my way out what, slut"

JJ :"I don't care ah, you better kill yourself now or something. I shall not be emo"

Jessica :" *evil laughter* NEVER!"

JJ :"You should not even be here"

Jessica :"Why do you care, you get the chance to walk around as you, but me? I had to hide hide hide like I'm afraid the sun will sublime me if I ever show. I need time to eat pills, vomit, think suicidal too ok. Since we are sharing a body I thought it would be 50-50. You should be glad I'm giving you all these extra time to be you"

JJ :"fuck la, go away la. ah-ma-li-ma-hoom"

Jessica :"ahhhhhhh~"

Hi I'm JJ, I killed Jessica already. So ya. That's all.

Nature

2008-06-23T22:08:00.004+08:00

In my 15 years living in Pasir Ris, I never thought that it would be a nice place, to walk, to stone, to emo, to have fun, etcetera. It was just another little town, like Tampines (ok thats a big town), Bedok, Bukit Merah, Toa Pa Yoh...

But recently, Peiru and I started exploring Pasir Ris, and I relived all my childhood memories of this place.

Firstly, we have Whitesands, many little Pasir Ris market places, Elias mall, Loyang Point, and the new E!hub. Then, we have fishing and prawning ponds, the beach, this canal thing but it's actually a little river, Pasir Ris farmway.

It's like so fun lor!

And I didn't realize that.

Anyway, went Pasir Ris park with Peiru:

Some seaside cafe thingy, Summer Breeze. Nice ambience with loads of cats. Menu pricing...hmm...$4.50 for coke light. *ponders*

Army specs

2008-06-20T20:47:00.001+08:00

I made specs for NS, and I think it's not THAT bad.

Georgina

2008-06-13T02:41:00.003+08:00

Hi, meet my boyfriend. He's going in NS today at 9.30 AM. If you see him, please hao hao take care of him. Thanks.

Neoprints

2008-06-11T13:30:00.003+08:00

what can I say?

photoshop

2008-06-04T22:04:00.000+08:00

Bobo showed me this

Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...

You know I'm gettin' older
And I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body!

happy

2008-06-04T12:36:00.002+08:00

What makes you happy, little things make jingjie happy. Little things in life.

1) waking up to see sunlight makes jingjie happy

2) waking up to the smell of fresh bed sheet makes jingjie happy

3) going into the toilet and finding the tube of toothpaste still there makes jingjie happy

4) seeing a clean toilet bowl makes jingjie happy

5) having a fresh pack of skl makes jingjie happy

6) playing with the bubbles in the mouth from bubble tea makes jingjie happy

7) seeing his room neat makes jingjie happy

8) finding his waterbottle in the fridge filled makes jingjie happy

9) having moolah in the wallet makes jingjie happy

10) going downstairs to bus stop and the bus arrive at the same time makes jingjie happy

11) listening to birds (not crows) chirp makes jingjie happy

12) having his gadgets fully charged makes jingjie happy

13) waking up to find no new pimples makes jingjie happy

14) cutting nails makes jingjie happy

15) being occupied makes jingjie happy

16) the smell of vanilla makes jingjie happy

17) looking at the sea makes jingjie happy

18) wearing slippers makes jingjie happy

19) tossing and turning in bed makes jingjie happy

20) eating ice cream makes jingjie happy

21) losing weight makes jingjie happy

22) having a clean fan makes jingjie happy

23) waking up to find my bolster and toys still on his bed makes jingjie happy

24) coming online to see the few people he talks to makes jingjie happy

25) looking at seashells makes jingjie happy

26) cleaning the ear makes jingjie happy

27) finding breakfast on the kitchen table in the morning makes jingjie happy

28) finding the gatsby container still filled with wax makes jingjie happy

29) eating strawberries makes jingjie happy

30) receiving e mails makes jingjie happy

you see, it's not hard to be happy. But somethings or some people makes jingjie happier.

Sentosa II

2008-05-28T22:33:00.016+08:00

After Graduation, we decided to have a LITTLE gathering. Yes I had a graduation, but there's no post of graduation why? I wonder why. Cos nobody sent me photos of graduation. So yea. Wait lor.

And this week's gathering place is...

I KNOW I KNOW, so wu liao right. Sentosa of all places. But I've not stepped into sentosa since once upon a time. So might as well go when Singapore is still burning hot with scorching sun. But fucking suay, cos so many days of sunny weather, when we decide to go Sentosa, it had to rain. Like mad. So we waited at Vivo until the rain goes away...Then its Sentosa..As if not bad enough...read on...

AND SO WE ARRIVED AT SENTOSA!

"We" refers to Liting, Zuozhi, Janice, Peiru and moi. But obviously I can't capture all of us so here's the three of us. I am dressed for Sentosa ok, stop saying I'm not. It's just a wrinkled shirt more lor.

I thought I needed a tan since I'm so fucking albino-ish.

But it ended up...Liting and Janice.

Janice

Liting

The two tanners
And me?
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No place on the mat

So I went to dig for my camera and started photographing Zuozhi and Peiru.
K I SHALL OPENLY ADMIT THAT I CAN'T TAKE JUMPING SHOTS.
COS I'M ALWAYS A LITTLE TO EARLY OR A LITTLE TOO LATE IN CATCHING THE MID AIR MOMENT, AND THAT EXPLAINS THESE SHOTS.
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Prepare to take off...

cha cha diva

I think they just landed here

Is this a landing shot too..I think so la.

K a jump shot. But guess what. Zuozhi took this, not me.

Since I am self aware that I can't be a good photographer, I might as work it and be a subject to be shot. AND I'M GOOD AT IT OK.

PRESENTING TO YOU:
SINGAPORE'S NEXT SHORT MODEL

Peiru - excellent posing, your face looks wonderful with the sharp jawline, absolutely stunning.
JJ - they way you position your hands is too awkward, it looks almost they are twisted. And there is no expression on your face.

Peiru - your mouth is open and the posing is off, not the best photo I've seen of yours.
JJ - I can eliminate you from SNSM immediately.

Peiru - your face is too covered up, your lower body is not working.
JJ - this shot is fantastic, but it's always nono to armpit shots.

Zuozhi - Fantastic poses, it has energy and strength and I can feel the emotions. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S SINGAPORE'S NEXT SHORT MODEL AND YOU'RE OVER THE HEIGHT LIMIT SO YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED LOSER. MUAHAHAHAHHA.
JJ - no pouting, uhuh, I've been through your film and this is the worse picture ever.

Zuozhi - you're supposed to be eliminated, your posing is strange
Peiru - no good

Peiru - this picture is stunning, you had eye contact, ignoring the fact that you were wearing shades. LOL. and I like how your body twist in such a way, it's really interesting.

Both of you should just burn in hell. It's horrible.

Peiru - yes you are working it girl
JJ - work on your facial expression

This is the most interesting photo I've seen of you two, you are jumping and still managed to maintain the facial expression.

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I like how Peiru jumps with a certain cheekiness, JJ you have to work on your face.

Bad bad bad.

I can't blame you two because the fault lies in the photographer.

Nice, I can feel the energy.

Interesting bend in the leg.

ooook

Ok stop it already.

Bad posing, you are losing one arm

Nice shot with great personalities showing.

OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY

HAHAHA

GREAT JOB JJ. Look at your facial expression!

Uh huh

And now it's time for the judges to deliberate, when we call you back, we will announce which one of you will be sent home and which one of you will become Singapore's Next Short Model..

Yipee!

I know how the following pictures seem so much like a young ah beng ah lian couple, but nahs.

And here are the random pictures. =)

I love this picture and I wasn't even posing. I was just trying to split my legs and Zuozhi captured it! COOLS

The day is brought to you by, ATAS EVIAN WATER.

If you see a picture without me inside, means im taking the picture. If you see a picture without zuozhi inside, means he's taking the picture. Period.

This picture is hilarious. Janice, who is famous for her emo picture taking here. But I had to pop in silently from behind without her knowing, and tada!

Ok now the bad part. Immediately after this, it started to rain. So we had like 70% of the time at sentosa running from the rain. I hate singapore weather. It's sunny on the wrong days.

QUIZ TIME

2008-05-25T02:07:00.005+08:00

Please do not take me seriously. This is just a random quiz done after several hours of boredom.

1) At what age do you wish to be married?
I can't get married!
You should know why!
But maybe 40?
Then I will get a 20 year old bride.
Not bad hur?

2) If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 buddies you'd take and why?
WHY DESERTED ISLAND?
Ok let's look on the brighter side of life,
maybe the deserted island got freeflow of birdnest,
nice pool, free dildos, unlimited coconut juice,
lots of cigarettes etc etc.
Eh not bad K!
Ok, I will take, Nicholas, Janice, and Peiru.
So I can smoke, have sex and laugh before I die.
EH NOT BAD K!
OK OK SEND ME THERE.

3) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
HEAVEN.
Isn't that where everyone wanna go to!
Then we can enjoy frolicking on the white clouds
have white angel servants
eat white ice cream
shit white shit
pee white pee

4) If you can have 1 dream come true, what would it be?
To die while having sex

5) Do you believe you can survive without money?
YES I DO
provided everything in this world is free of charge

6) What are you afraid to lose the most?
MY VIRGINITY.
HAH YOU BELIEVE AH
I'm afraid to lose you.
Cos if you leave then there will be no more viewers then my viewership will drop and nuffnag won't PAY ME.

7) If you win $1 Million, what would you do?
Go for a full body plastic surgery.
If I have some less then I will indulge in branded goods
Give some to my mom and dad
NONE FOR MY SISTER
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Give $8 to the grey haired woman between Heeren and PS because she's too broke considering she can only eat a $8 meal, nothing less.

8) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
OF COS.
Then I will force him/her to love me!
Hard sell.

9) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Lina: She didn't even tag me that bitch.
1) She's Thai
2) She has a big butt
3) She speaks English, Mandarin, Thai, Korean and a hell lot of Singlish

10) What is your dream GIRL/BOY?
Dream girl: Me
Dream boy: Me

11) What kind of person do you hate the most?
Ugly people.

12) If you are given the chance to go back to the past and make a difference, will you?
No. It's pointless.

13) Unconditional Love, what does it means to you?
Love that is not conditioned.

14) Any wisdom to share with your readers?
If you are ugly, go and die.
Because there is no place for you in our present society
If not, try having confidence, it's second to superficial beauty

15) If there's ever a war(or things that are similar) happening in your place, are you going to move to a safer place or fight?
I will just lay there and let the bomb destroy my plastic nose.

16) If you have the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I'm perfect
I need no changes

17) Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
My teddy bear

18) What's your weakest point?
The point on my hip, no, waist, the sides
I'm terrified of tickles
so I presume those two points are the weakest out of my entire body?

19) Think of the person who tagged you
LINALINALINALINALINALINALINA
GORGEOUS

20) What is the one thing you regret most?
Knowing Bobo
=D

Graduation is here

2008-05-22T21:31:00.002+08:00

Graduation is a sad thing. Please don't let me cry. =(

I know I don't talk to like more than half of those in my course. But still~ The thought of leaving Design School sucks. Especially when we had so many memories there together.

Our 2D studios, now converted to don't know what shit crap space. Our audio suites, our TV studio, our 3D studio, our animation lab, our canteen, our mutilated toilets, the big long ramp that's obstructing each and every submission, the design space which I only stepped in twice till now, the supposedly haunted lvl 6 labs, the LTs with weird smell, the jupiter cafe.

It's goodbye time.
Three years fly.

=`(

Lollipop Lollipop

2008-05-20T00:10:00.001+08:00

The lollipop was so cute, and it costs only $1 so I couldn't resist. gawk gawk gawk gawk gawk.

I'm going to die

2008-05-19T16:21:00.002+08:00

I have beautiful teeth. no?

ANTM cycle 10

2008-05-19T01:00:00.003+08:00

I just finished watching America's Next Top Model Cycle 10, yes I know I'm a few days later than some other hardcore fans. IT WAS AWESOME. To see the models' personality, their distinctive features, their bodies, the way they carry themselves.

W.O.W

WARNING! IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING YET AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR ANTICIPATION OR WHATEVER SHIT, STOP READING FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS.
Or of course if you don't intend to watch but still am curious about what I would like to nag, then you may go on.

It started out with...14 girls? Supposed to be 13 but they made space for one extra one, who proved quite worthy of herself as the competition gets along. There were girls of all shapes and sizes, some who are really dying to make it to the final, and some are just not interested in the competition AT ALL.

You know who...KIM. She's such a...I don't know. So many girls are dying to make it to the top 13/14 but she just gave up. Her reason was because she don't think designer goods should cost that much and that people shouldn't just like...go gaga over them.

Ok I get your point, but being a model and hating designer goods...hmm...so you wanna model for kopitiam or CK? (I meant the CK bai huo gong si ok, not Calvin Klein).

K FINE, LEAVE.

Then there were mothers in the competition, Claire was the one who pumps her milk every night so that she won't run dry by the time the competition is over. So thoughtful. To her baby. But she does the pumping in front of everyone. Why can't she just go to a quieter place to meditate for milk? I don't get it. What is she trying to prove? She's the only one who can produce milk in the entire house?

Let's make this entry short, cos it's supposed to be. Whitney was the only full bodied model and she won ANTM, yes the champion. She's beautiful, she's got curves and all. But obviously, some people have problems with that. Why? She's bigger size.

COME ON LA. Our perception of beauty is REALLY twisted. Tell me if I'm wrong now. To you, beauty is

1. skinny
2. skinny
3. skinny
4. skinny
5. still skinny

I find skinny uglier as compared to being fat actually. So far, none of the artist had ever painted a painting with SKINNY women. Unless they are supposed to be beggars or some slave to a household. In fact, we see slightly juicy women in those paintings. Birth of Venus, Mona Lisa?

None of those had sunken cheeks. What is happening to our perception of beauty seriously. To put Whitney and Anya, yes I would think Anya should win too. But not because Whitney is fat. But because throughout the entire cycle 10, Anya was like Switzerland, she had ZERO conflicts with anyone, and she REALLY REALLY cared about the other girls even though it was a competition.

The other girls?

They were all like "I'm here to win, I don't care about what you think about me, I don't care about you~"

Fuck.

Ok, back to the bigger size subject. At the last runway show, we see Whitney and Anya walk, and Whitney was just gorgeous, Anya was awkward wearing her second dress. Face it folks. Whitney had the crowd going.

She's plus size, but she's BEAUTIFUL.

My point is, why do I see msn nicknames like "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP FATBITCH" and "THE FAT BITCH WON, TYRA IS ****".

*roll eyes*

To people like these, ONLY skinny is beautiful. I bet if there's a human who's REALLY stick thin but has like pubic hair growing on the face, extremely deformed nose, eyes pointing in opposite direction, you will think he/she is pretty.

Correct not!

Fine maybe not to that extreme. I'm pretty positive that people will start telling me, FAT BEAUTIFUL HUH, GO MARRY A FAT PIG NEXT TIME LOR.

Before that happens, let me make my point clear. I am not saying skinny is beautiful or fat is beautiful. Just because you are skinny/fat alone don't make you beautiful. Look at Whitney! she's plump but really stunning. My point is, we keep thinking that skinny is SOOOOO attractive that we rule out any possibility that a plump girl can shine too. Let me make an example..

Two girls were introduced to a guy for matchmaking, before meeting them, the match maker told him this:

1) the first girl is skinny but....

2) the second girl is fat but....

K, most of the people will choose girl A, cos we know for a fact that she's skinny. Because you think that skinny is beautiful, fat is ugly.

Now, let me complete the sentence.

1) the first girl is skinny but has mustache and is balding due to excessive oil in the scalp. Adding on to that, she can fit a 50 cent coin in her nostrils without much effort and her teeth are crooked enough to form domino.

2) the second girl is fat but she has these dangerous curves and really fine features like she just walked out from the painting "birth of venus". Her eyes are bright and the nose is sharp, the jawline is defined and the chin is sharp.

Now you changed your mind?

If not, just forget I said anything and carry on embracing the world of skinniness and worship them like they are GODs. GODs of obvious famines.

Wendy, Kristel and a beggar I picked up

2008-05-17T23:40:00.010+08:00

So it was meet up time for the ugly pigs. That's what I called me, Wendy and Kristel when we were in secondary school. Time really flies, and look how ugly ducklings actually exist! (shut up, I know you're thinking I'm bhb or whatever shit. You don't even know me when I was in secondary school so you can't compare, loser). I remember Kristel was this fat bitch who can't do a catwalk cos her legs can't cross over each other, and Wendy had crooked teeth. BUT NOW, ONE BECAME SLIM, AND THE OTHER ALREADY HAD BRACES REMOVED. WAH KAO EH. WHY AM I THE FUCKING UNCHANGED ONE. I STILL HAVE SEVERE ACNE OUTBREAKS AND LAYERS OF FATS AND SUPER SHORT HEIGHT AND DAMN HUGE NOSE AND A VAMPIRE TOOTH AND BAD BREATH AND HAIRLESS ARMPITS AND FAT FINGERS AND UGLY HAIR AND wait I ran out of points. BUT I swear there are more. I SWEAR. Aiya GOD is so unfair la.

I woke up at 11.30, and I immediately went to get ready and welcome Miss Chan, student of NTU, apparently a hot date for many guys in her course BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY. CHAO KRISTEL. VERY CHIO MEH HUH, ATTRACT SO MANY PEOPLE. I gave her two of my macaroons and she almost died of possible diagnose case of diabetes.

So she came to my house at around 1 pm, and that's when I barely got 100% ready, then I had to leave. Ho. I used to believe I am the biggest camwhore of all time. Sigh to my ignorance. I swear I have more pictures of Kristel than myself in my camera. I will kill myself to pose.

Ah Lian pose 1
high angle, part of arms in picture.

Ah Lian pose 2
same as all other Ah Lian poses.

Ooook, I'm fair and I'm artificially blonde and I have fucking dreamy eyes here.
Go away whore.

To all the NTU guys swarming over this bitch's ass: I OWN IT.
SHE'S MINE. Eew. On second thought, forget it.

Sushi time, sin time, hi ugly, gross, digusting, wobbly fats.
*digress* I wanna get a 2nd hand DS lite, preferably black, minor scratches
still acceptable, willing to pay less than 200. So you better give me the card or I
will steal your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you have neither, then fine you're safe.

Like after 1345 hours of eating at Sakae, we were REALLY REALLY full. So Kristel decided that she wants to camwhore WITH my aviator shades. Wendy "chup" in and guess what, THEY WANNA BITE MY SHADES. Horrors. EH, IF I DON'T KNOW YOU GIRLS FOR 8 YEARS I WILL FUCKING SLAP YOU WITH MY ahem LOR! WHAT RUDE REQUEST.

The sky is always clear before a storm

Contestant 1: ugly fat bitch.

Contestant number 2: Emo kid wannabe. OBVIOUSLY FAILED LA.
GO HOME FRY PANCAKES.

Contestant number 3: the clear winner.
Stylish, beautiful, bla and bla and bla.

Bite

Bite AGAIN

Woo so charming. *shy*

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*digress again* I heard the tsk tsk tsk lizard sound and it was damn friggin loud. Janice told me lizards make this noise when they are having sex. OMG. What an orgasm la. Imagine yourself having sex, then you moan SO LOUD that ALL your neighbours can hear. HAHAHA. I swear that lizards are dumb, and cockroaches rank above them. If you don't believe me, try walking near a cockroach the next time you see one. For some unknown reason they LOVE scattering towards you, a being who is a million times bigger than them.

So stupid right, would YOU run happily towards a T-rex assuming it is still alive today? NO WHAT!

I know you probably won't believe I have more pictures of Kristel than myself since I have so many fucking narcissistic pictures here. But, I presume that since it IS my blog, there is not much reason for me to post up SO MANY pictures of Kristel. Not that she's VERY PRETTY then will help me attract viewers/readers.

The weird man who tagged along, I seriously don't know him. Found him by the road and decided to bring him along. He only spoke like, urms, 4 sentences throughout the entire meal?

Lighting is yellowish so made my hair more yellow. Than usual.

Gahs. *roll eyes*

See! that's my fucking cheap ring. It costs only $4.25! It's REAL simple, silver band with a diamond rested in the middle. I know it's an old design but I've been wanting to get it. HAH! Since...............................................birth.

The following are just senseless pictures.

I know you don't see a blonde/yellow haired person EVERYDAY, but hello, I'm not a freak on a freak show. I went for dinner with Eunice and Zuozhi today and I realized A LOT of youngsters were pointing at my HEAD, and then giggling to themselves. AND IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD THING FROM THEIR REACTIONS. Fuck la. Have they never heard of a thing call HAIR DYE or HAIR BLEACH!? Ignorant lor! SERIOUSLY! SINGAPORE SHOULD BECOME MORE OPEN TO PEOPLE WHO JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A TINY BIG OF DIFFERENCE IN APPEARANCE.

People wear differently, you stare, then after you see a lot of people wear that style, you also go wear also.

People walk with a limp, you stare.

People have "unnatural" hair color for an Asian, you stare.

People no hair, you stare.

People wear army uniform go shopping centre pee, you stare.

People speak in weird accent, you stare.

People camwhore in public, you stare.

People shit, you stare.

People pee, you stare.

People have sex, you stare, then wank.

Hello~ for the last time. People who look different from you are not aliens and in no way trying SO HARD to stand out from you. It's just that all you low-lives LOOK THE SAME. GET IT NOT.

I bet if one day Alexander Ambrosio wear crocs for a runway show you will hog crocs shops and grab 25 pairs of them. In different colors and model.

And considering I ONLY have hair color different, not that I grew an extra eye on the tip of my nose or have two other dicks sticking out my chest for nipples. Ignorant people, especially chalet dwellers from Pasir Ris.

Phew, it's been sooo long since JJ last blogged so long.

It's time to grow up

2008-05-13T17:19:00.002+08:00

hellos to all little kids, are you hitting teenage year yet? If so, here's a list of things you should finally find out now, and grow out of the "wish upon a shooting star" life. Because the world you are stepping into is not going to "hush hush baby baby" you.

1) You number 1 goal in life is no longer just to get A for all your papers. Because everyone else around you can get an A too.

2) Unlike what your mommy/teacher told you, sex is not a bad thing to avoid. In fact, you won't be here without sex in the first place.

3) There is no pot of gold at the end of an rainbow, the rainbow is actually a huge spectrum circle in the sky.

4) You are going to die soon cos of global warming, it's a REAL thing. Now that you've learnt something in your textbook. And the fact that you are reading this entry obviously didn't help much with energy consumption reduction.

5) Smoking and drinking are not as bad as it seems, considering inhaling 2nd hand smoke, eating msg, sleeping in aircon are equally as harmful.

6) There is no boogie man under your bed, in fact, that will be the least of your worries when you grow up.

7) Not all blonde asians are ah beng/ah lian, we just happen to be different.

8) Bear is actually a fearsome creature which will not hesitate to eat humans for lunch, so tone down on your love for teddy bears.

9) Your childcare/school teacher are getting paid to teach and nurture you, so don't take them as volunteers to clean your diapers.

10) Having sex is not equal to getting AIDS.

11) Pink is for girls and blue is for boys already don't exist, colors are for everyone.

12) If you are ugly, you are doomed.

13) Your childhood dream of getting to a university stops now, you have to think of life beyond university.

14) With the $1.50 pocket money you got from primary school, you can possibly get a one way trip to Orchard road and do nothing else there.

15) Breasts do not contain milk all the time. They are actually fats.

16) Skinny is not a nice contour, fat is grotesque. Take your pick.

17) You cannot have only 3 set of clothings in your wardrobe, you will die.

18) Your mommy and daddy will die someday and leave you to fend for yourself. Whether you like it or not.

19) You will definitely develop the hair you see on human figures in your science textbooks, so there's really no point in wishing for a naked mole's body. Of course we have several razors and waxing services in the market.

20) When people tell you looks don't matter, the are lying.

21) The world is full of liars, you will become one of them.

22) If you are not in the Phelps family, you will go to hell.

23) Gays and Lesbians are not another species, they are human like you.

24) Gambling is not a crime, it boosts economy.

25) Most people cannot accept you for who you are, deal with it.

26) Let's not crush your dreams, toothfairy takes your tooth, but what does she do with them? Santa Claus comes out every year, but you didn't receive a present from him. Don't worry, it's not cos you're naughty for having sex.

27) If you are different from the common people, they WILL treat you as aliens. If you are the same as them, you will start treating people who are different from you as aliens.

28) Hello kitty has no mouth. So she can't speak or do oral sex.

29) You will grow out of your cuteness as a child.

30) Welcome to the real world.

Shirley Phleps

2008-05-13T01:42:00.002+08:00

Please, do watch it.

To Mdm Phelps,

Thanks for trying to make sinners (whom you assume all are homosexuals) come to their senses and realize they are sinning. Although I doubt any of this population will give a damn about you. And yes, I so hope I'm going to hell if you're so insistent on squeezing into heaven. Cos I definitely can't imagine heaven as a better place with you around.

Dear God, please do not put me in the same place as this woman nor her family nor her entire 70 odd church members who all happen to be from the same family.

Amen.

My gosh, some people have nothing better to do. Have you tried botox yet?

Camwhore

2008-05-13T00:04:00.004+08:00

Not in the mood to blog yet, pictures first. Taken while waiting for Janice to get ready. There's still some more pictures after meeting her, post later. It's a tiring day.

Oh and I bought myself a cheap ring from minibits today. It cost a fucking $4.25, and I've been wanting this damn design as a couple ring for a friggin long time.

Questions not to ask me

2008-05-12T03:44:00.003+08:00

Humans are curious by nature and they ask a freaking load of questions. Since birth.

"Mommy where do I come from?"
This is the most awkward question for a mother to answer her child. You will know what I mean when you have your own children. And PLEASE, never tell them they popped out from a rock or you picked them up from the rubbish chute. Be creative. Like..

"I went to Africa with Daddy last summer and we watched an elephant poo, that's when we discovered you and we decided to bring you back"

or

"I bought you from Macdonalds"

Anything but rocks and rubbish chute, so cliche.

Well, since I've been asked several questions over and over again by people, and I can't really sleep now, I might as well blog about them.

1) How long do you take to prepare for a day out?

The whole day. If I have no time to rush for. I feel that it's a need to wash myself clean, style my hair, fix my face, find a suitable attire, get a matching bag, try holeless socks, wear appropriate shoes and the list goes on.

But normally, all these can be accomplished in 1 hour.

If I don't take time to make sure I'm presentable I will feel damn awkward the whole day.

I know you're thinking "WON'T LOR". K fine. Wear those hole hole uncle singlet and fake crocodile shorts and the white slippers with blue rubber strap across, accompanied by oily, unstyled, even uncombed hair to your next visit to town.

2) Your hair looks like a wig, is it?

No, but I've dyed it many different colors, so many I've forgotten exactly how many. It is not yellow and it looks like a party wig. I take 5 minutes to style my hair using purple Gatsby wax. Please believe me, cos I'm serious.

I used to tell people I take 30 minutes to do my hair and that WAS true. Until I got better.

3) Why were you in science stream when you are interested in design?

I'm from Ngee Ann Secondary, and that school only cultivates doctors and lawyers and engineers and possibly members of parliament. All but not designers nor artists. I swear by my dick that there were no arts stream during my batch. I stared blankly at the yellow piece of paper and there were only 4 different classes, art was none of those.

4) Your fingernails look shiny, you buff them right!

No. Even if I did, does it matter to you? I did paint my nails black during a period of time, but I doubt that gives it the natural shine thing. I think it's probably my sweaty palms that contributes to the shine. I THINK.

5) Where do you do your hair?

It's those home salon kind of thing where you ring them up to make an appointment and viola, you can get cheap hair. And no I've never really stepped into places like STORM REDS SHUNJI MATSUO JEAN YIP etc because I've seen my friends who did their hair there. Ok lor, like that lor.

6) I looked at your pictures and I'm REALLY bothered by the pixels.

Cool, my intention was just to make you blind. You see, I don't find it a need to bring out my camera cos it will be another gadget to my bag, and it hell of a messy when you bring out so many things at once. I had to keep digging and digging and digging for just one stupid piece of gadget and possibly by the time I found it I will not be in the phototaking mood anymore.

I'm sure all of you had the experience right, as you get older your bag becomes more and more cluttered. It's no longer like primary school when all your books are lined up nicely, big files at the back, A4 textbooks at the middle, and small A5 exercise books right at the front. Then you have 2 spaces at the sides for your pencil case and waterbottle.

Typical arrangement lor.

7) You are not sexy/pretty/handsome/hot/good looking!

Urm, but you are?

8) Your english really really sucks, do you even know that? Stop blogging and go fry cockroaches.

ThAnKewW, ButT HorZs Ei TinKk HorRs, At LeSt Ei Am UnderStaNdAblE LaRxXx. Euu DuNcH TinK ShO MehXxXxXxxXXxXXxxXxXxxxx.

9) You can draw/paint for someone who didn't attend art lessons! Can you draw something for me!

Thanks, I know that. We've all been drawing since K1, what to expect. I bet you can too, is you lazy. And ya, I've not had any arts knowledge until Poly life. Which totally helped alot.

10) You use make up ar? What you put?

Just merely foundation, I don't consider lip balm as make up. I remembered there was once I just took out my lip balm and applied and two sua ku friends went "JJ! YOU'RE A GUY, HOW CAN YOU DO SUCH THINGS IN PUBLIC!". Fuck, it's just lip balm, so you're suggesting I let my lips dry and crack under Singapore's monstrous weather? I would put fake lashes and eyeliner and eye shadow and stuffs for really outrageous times. Which is soon. When Janice decides to do a photoshoot with me.

And so there you go. I thought there were more. But I can't remember them. It's 4.15 AM now and I'm JJ your beloved sexy alien from hell. Signing off.

Sex Alphabets

2008-05-11T23:58:00.002+08:00

Let's revise

A for Anal sex
B for Boobs (Big boobs also can)
C for Cum
D for Dildo
E for Extramarital
F for Fuck
G for G-spot
H for High
I for Incest
J for Jerk Off
K for Kiss
L for Lan Jiao
M for Masochism
N for Nooooo...nooooo
O for Orgasm
P for Penis
Q for Quickie
R for Reproduction
S for Sex
T for Tits
U for Underperform
V for Vagina
W for Whip
X for Xtreme
Y for Yell
Z for Zzz to bed

And that ends Mr Chew's lesson.

I love U

2008-05-11T22:57:00.002+08:00

sorry the image is REALLY dark. I changed my blogskin cos of this thing. And pink.

gone. delete.

I'm the living barbie doll

2008-05-09T02:17:00.004+08:00

It was a damn tiring week.
It was a fucking week.
Everything is so wrong.
Wrong hair, wrong mood, wrong moves.
Don't ask.
People I met up with: Aloysius, Rick, Janice, Peiru, Changboon, Zuozhi, Neville, Yijie.

When platinum blonde becomes YELLOW. Over brightening your pictures should solve the problem. Unless some bitch who dont bother editting pictures for my own welfare, I painstakingly took the effort to ENHANCE the picture.

TO THE ASS: REMOVE THE PICS OR I WILL CALL THE COPS AND HAVE ALL YOUR PINK HAIR VACUUMED OFF YOUR HEAD.

*hint* the lazy pig who's lazy to edit pictures is among these pictures.

If I have to change myself to suit others, then whats the point in being me.
If you are just trying to be someone else, then who are you really.
But I'm changing. Because I'm stupid. Because you made me stupid.
I'm the cheap slut your mom warned you about.
I'm the standout freak you gossiped about with your friends.
I'm the spare one who called off all events for you.
I'm the one with the ugly smile.
I'm not going to smile anymore.
I'm the one who played on safe nerd look so I can be introduced safely to your friends.
I'm the one who was asked to remove accessories if I were to enter your house.
I'm the one you wished you can forget.
I'm the one you loved.

All those, but not anymore.

And to you-know-who-you-are, I'm not going to stay second.

WHY YELLOW

2008-05-08T03:18:00.002+08:00

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2008-05-03T19:48:00.001+08:00

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Please leave a note and he will get back to you as soon as he received stamp, paper, envelope and pen in hell.

500th post

2008-04-20T17:52:00.000+08:00

fam·i·ly [fam-uh-lee, fam-lee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -lies, adjective

–noun

1.	parents and their children, considered as a group, whether dwelling together or not.

2.	the children of one person or one couple collectively: We want a large family.

3.	the spouse and children of one person: We're taking the family on vacation next week.

4.	any group of persons closely related by blood, as parents, children, uncles, aunts, and cousins: to marry into a socially prominent family.

5.	all those persons considered as descendants of a common progenitor.

6.	Chiefly British. approved lineage, esp. noble, titled, famous, or wealthy ancestry: young men of family.

7.	a group of persons who form a household under one head, including parents, children, and servants.

8.	the staff, or body of assistants, of an official: the office family.

9.	a group of related things or people: the family of romantic poets; the halogen family of elements.

10.	a group of people who are generally not blood relations but who share common attitudes, interests, or goals and, frequently, live together: Many hippie communes of the sixties regarded themselves as families.

11.	a group of products or product models made by the same manufacturer or producer.

12.	Biology. the usual major subdivision of an order or suborder in the classification of plants, animals, fungi, etc., usually consisting of several genera.

13.	Slang. a unit of the Mafia or Cosa Nostra operating in one area under a local leader.

14.	Linguistics. the largest category into which languages related by common origin can be classified with certainty: Indo-European, Sino-Tibetan, and Austronesian are the most widely spoken families of languages.

15.

Mathematics.

a.	a given class of solutions of the same basic equation, differing from one another only by the different values assigned to the constants in the equation.

b.	a class of functions or the like defined by an expression containing a parameter.

a set.

–adjective

16.	of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a family: a family trait.

17.	belonging to or used by a family: a family automobile; a family room.

18.	suitable or appropriate for adults and children: a family amusement park.

19.	not containing obscene language: a family newspaper.

—Idiom

20.	in a or the family way, pregnant.

[Origin: 1350–1400; ME familie <>familia a household, the slaves of a household, equiv. to famul(us) servant, slave + -ia -y³]

from dictionary.com.

thanks for being my family.

Narcissism

2008-04-18T22:05:00.007+08:00

As promised.

Names, faces and everything superficial

2008-04-17T17:16:00.003+08:00

*checks back blog* The last entry was posted on

HOLYCOWCRAP

4th April.

HAHA.

And today is the 17th. SO. It means I died cos of hyperventilation after seeing the hike in the price of rice for the past 13 days. I'm more ashamed to be saying I've been rotting at home figuring out new species of fungi to grow while pulling tuffs of hair off my head.

I still have my freelance work on, although it's 90% completed. *pops confetti* and I got this part time job at creative bits introduced by Janice, who was introduced by Eunice who was introduced by Ronald. Together with my darlings Peiru and Zuozhi.

So the first assignment was at Geylang Methodist Primary School. So for 4 days straight I woke up at 6, prepared and everything before meeting Peiru and Zuozhi at 7. I don't remember waking up THAT early in my last 3 years of life (for work).

So I became, MR CHEW. For that 4 days and it was hmm...second to hell.

I'm having second thoughts about having children of my own next time. No, none of them is cute, I rest my case. I was sent to assist Ben, and day after day I had to endure the noise. Gosh. I had a headache on the first day already. Imagine that.

Now you know why teaching pays so well.

TEACHING AS A CAREER, LONGETIVITY NOT GUARANTEED.

Kill me. I am sorry for all the disobedience I've displayed when I was still wearing the striped uniform and blue shorts, when I still wore the round specs over my super round face. When I still had this bowl hair cut that's purposely wet every morning because I've not even heard of hair gel before. When I carry a school bag half my weight and risk toppling backwards whenever I walk up the horrible flight of stairs as I progressed in the school. When I rubbed the chalkboard and hoards of chalk residue or dust or whateveryoucall them start to rush to my delicate eyes.

Dear Mr/Mrs Whoever taught me before,

I finally understood how you get your wrinkles, white hair and smelly yawns. I appreciate your kind effort to constantly scream and shout because primary school kids are factually 95% deaf when they are in school. I thank you for your guidance and the constant reminder that if my marks don't hit 90/100 and above it's considered failure.

JJ

Aww, what an emo entry.

OH I BLEACHED MY HAIR. Here are some things I've heard of and you don't have to say again:
1) For what, waste money, going NS liao lor soon will botak anyway.
2) It's not blonde enough
3) It's very dry

SHUT UP LA SHUT UP LA.

I'm not answering any of those, shit I'm so retarded. Cos you see, I've not received my enlistment letter yet, and I heard after you receive you still have 2 months before going in. So my hair will definitely develop by then yes? It's not blonde enough because I didn't request to leave on the bleach for longer cos I'm afraid I will turn white. The hair. Bleaching naturally dries your hair, in an unnatural way.

So there you go.

Shit I need to slim down fast.

I went to school just yesterday with Zuozhi, Peiru, and Yijie and I camwhored ALOT. Shall post up some of the pictures when I'm done editting them.

OH, I just realised the title of this entry. So ya. NAMES. As you know, I don't have an english name. Why? cos my surname is CHEW

Whichever way, my full name won't sound right with an english name.

If I'm Tom, Dick or Harry...It will turn out like this:

Tom Chew Jing Jie

Dick Chew Jing Jie

Harry Chew Jing Jie

the above three sentences are grammatically correct too.

SIGHS.

And Peiru was trying to make my life miserable by giving me weird names.

like

Slowly Chew Jing Jie

Gently Chew Jing Jie

Vigorously Chew Jing Jie

Funny hur.

Then I went to tell Janice about this, and we started making funny names, and thinking of our initials.

Eunice --- M Y Chiam. My chiam, my chiam my chiam my chiam, my lovely lady chiam.
Liting --- TLT. which is logically a crying emoticon. Explains.
Janice --- S L Loh. Then that time we worked at Isetan eunice wrote her surname as Low, so it turned out to be S L Low. LOL.
Peiru --- CPR. for Chang Pei Ru

OMG NAMES.

photophototime

sometimes I have this urge to post my uneditted pictures so people will learn to not believe everything they see.

Seeing is believe don't in our time anymore, please wake up.

Sum it up

2008-04-04T22:27:00.006+08:00

Jessica suddenly asked me to blog. I have no idea why she lives in me. She's so scary, sometimes I feel that she's there to supervise how I lead my life or something. To those who haven't heard. Jessica is my evil twin. Occasionally taking over my body and wasting life.

Anyway. Let's sum up this week. Had suki sushi on wednesday with janice, peiru, zuozhi and neville. I don't think its all that bad, the food was not bad, considering what we paid. I tried to not over eat but oh well~

Yeh, so I over ate. Felt really queasy the entire time. Walked around town, sat at PS.

I am intelligent. At least I believe so.

Ok. So after some time, Neville and Peiru went off. my God they are going home for DINNER. With a lunch like that I don't think it's logical to have dinner again.

Anyway, there was nothing much to do there so we headed home soon after.

Upon reaching home, I vomited all the food. Gosh. I can see the sashimi and whatever floating in the toilet bowl. eeks.

After that went jogging. Yes in the middle of the night.

NOW THURSDAY.

Went to school and met the peeps for a swim at Peiru's house again. Not bad, but quite tiring.

NOW FRIDAY

Went for an interview at creative bits. Starting work next week. But damn I can't teach. oh wells.

Still doing the freelance work. shit shit shit shit shit. I can feel the stress now. GAHS.

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oh ya I got back my result for FYP. It's...*drums roll*

A

I'm not going to sound happy/sad about the grade. Because either way, people will find something to say.

1) chao hao lian
2) SIAO LA, ITS ALREADY A, HE THINK CAN GET WHAT, DISTINCTION AH. Bu yao lian

like that lor. But I've never been a person who is happy with my grades one. unless its the topmost.

2008-03-30T23:04:00.002+08:00

YAY WATERMARK

BOREDOM

2008-03-25T19:35:00.002+08:00

Ever since the end of FYP....

MY LIFE HAS BECAME SO DAMN BORING

Ok yes you may say I still have my freelance work. Granted. But being bored doesn't mean I must do work right. I can jolly well go out, sit half slumped at starbucks and sip brain freezing vanilla until the moon hits the sun down. OR I can go sit by the sea and listen to the endless chatter of the ocean, ships, boat, yacht, seagulls (not that I've seen any around singapore), sharks, crocs and blas. OR I can completely waste my life and loiter around shopping malls, drool at expensive stuffs and feel so darn determined to save up and get it.

All those, but I don't see why I need to do work.

Ding dong ding dong. If I ever come up to you in MSN and tell you I'm bored, it means I've already tried doing some freelance work so don't bother reminding me about it.

Aiya so fan can. My life is ultra messed up. I'm so sensitive about every little thing that people do.

You know something.

I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR SOME FRESH AIR.

HAIRCUT

2008-03-20T15:36:00.001+08:00

YAY I CUT MY HAIR AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE COS THE DIFFERENCE IS BIG

gahs so short. so boy boy

Reading

2008-03-20T12:02:00.003+08:00

Teddy means nothing anymore.

I think I totally look like a star with the shades, no?

I'm not the kind of person who will spend time flipping through a book, unless I see the NEED to. Darn. The freelance work requires me to finish reading this book before I start production. GOD. Maybe SOMEONE ahem ahem can read for me.

Aiya I know I'm such a loser for someone who scored 240 for PSLE and got to a triple pure science stream in secondary school *smirk*. But I guess I just don't like to READ. So troublesome. Everytime people talk about books bla bla I feel so dumb la. But I know I'm not cos I'm smart BWAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok that was random.

*cuts*

Blading and cycling with eunice, zuozhi, peiru, neville and yijie was super fun. Kletsseeweweresupposedtomeetat12.30butapprentlyonlymeandnevillewerethere.

SO

We went to the hawker centre and munch first. Coming third is eunice, followed by peiru, then zuozhi and finally yijie.

I WILL KILL MYSELF IF I MEET LATECOMERS EVER AGAIN. I SWEAR.

BTH one leh. Bah. Don't late.

OH YEH. I cycled with neville while the rest bladed. Only eunice can blade real well so she was burdened with zuozhi, peiru and yijie. And I taught neh to cycle COS HES SO NOOB.

It's so funny la I tell you. When you know how to cycle and you watch someone who can't make a fool of himself. entertainment value - 3.5 stars. But Neville almost got it, just a little more confidence and look STRAIGHT. damn.

For the last 45 mins or so I changed to blading with zuozhi and yijie. Cos they were struggling to get back to the rental shop/space/thing.

Ok...............I can forcefully blade.....but I can't friggin stop. So whenever I want to stop it goes like this:

"EUNICE!!!! EUNICE!!!! BRAKE!!!! BRAKE!!!!!"

yeh. Wei don't laugh.

10 things

2008-03-18T11:20:00.002+08:00

I bet 85% of you who are reading this don't know me half-well. Do you know that I am short and fat? AH SEE, YOU DON'T.

So here's the top ten "things you probably won't know until I tell you"

1. I have very thick coat of hair (on the head) and I have them cut every 2 months or so. My haircut session only cost $8. YES I KNOW SO CHEAP AND YOU CAN'T TELL RIGHT. *muahahhahahahaha* and 90% of my hair colour were done DIY-ly. How fantastic.

2. I have an elder sister who is much shorter than me, a mom who is shorter than her and a dad who is a little shorter than me. Ahem. I might be the shortest in school but I am the tallest at home and I spend around 12 hours at home each day so that makes me the tallest person for half a day.

3. I can drink pretty well. But sometimes things happen.

4. I wear makeup when I go out. I stop at foundation. There is no mascara, blusher, bronzer (or however you spell that), lip stick. BLA BLA BLA.

5. My favourite color was yellow, but it became too perky so it changed to white. Then white objects are hard to maintain and clean so I now like black.

6. I have 2 boxers with big holes at the front in my wardrobe right now.

7. When I was way younger, I believed that I am an X-men. And I can control weather like the white hair woman.

8. I have REALLY poor reflexes. I went to a dance class looking like a complete idiot.

9. I get headaches and ulcers very easily.

10. I am a boy.

Tall

2008-03-15T23:27:00.001+08:00

Did I mention?
I don't like tall people.

Misc stuffs

2008-03-09T20:53:00.002+08:00

Hi your name is JJ, you were born on 2nd July 1988 on a bright sunny afternoon. You are currently not very tall and not very slim. you are an animator/illustrator and you love sashimi.

I hope you remember.

I'M STARTING TO LOSE MY MEMORY, ADIOS EVERYONE.

ever since the end of FYP, I sort of got crazy and let my brain go on an eternal rest. Now I guess it's too late to let things come back. HOW I'M SERIOUSLY FORGETTING THINGS.

I forgot every single activity that took place the last week.

AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.

I watched leap years...
It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

yup.

I got a job as a freelance animator to do a 30 sec animation for a book. For advertising purpose. But I can't charge alot. Ronald told me to charge $2000 but my client can't afford. I might simplify the animation alot if she can't pay that much.

WELL.

Got really good comments from the external examiners during my external examination. I Was really happy. But still, they've not seen other people's animation yet.

Jason/Jacen pointed out to me during the talk and gave me his namecard after that. I almost fainted. JJ, you are one lucky animation student, please forget all other things and work hard.

I really want to do the project for the client because I get publicity and maybe even the chance to illustrate some of her future children books. GOSH.

Sometimes I feel so burdened...can you make things simpler please.

It hurts

2008-03-07T13:43:00.000+08:00

It hurts more than anything I've ever felt.

It's painful.

Bye bye JJ.

JUICY COUTURE

2008-03-05T01:16:00.002+08:00

first its anna sui, then its juicy couture.

SIAL LA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Anyone who gets me this will.....ermmmmmm be thanked. yeh.

Pictures, no words

2008-03-01T12:09:00.010+08:00

Zhen de

2008-02-29T11:20:00.001+08:00

Haircut

2008-02-25T06:29:00.002+08:00

I stayed over at Zuozhi's house with Liting and she helped me cut my hair.

no there's no picture. You can go hunt down her LJ and see for yourself.

I'm so addicted to Viwawa.com. Darn cute la. See what I'm working towards..omgoose. cute.

I WANT THAT TIFFANY N CO BRACELET

What am I

2008-02-24T19:21:00.002+08:00

Sometimes I feel that I need to have 2 personalities. It's a NEED.

Mon: Dip Show deco deco pom pee pee
Tues: Out, night with Kriston
Wed: Out
Thurs: Probby going back to touch up Dip Show stuffs
Fri: You owe me
Sat: Rot
Sun: Rot

I wanna go buy more crystals to zhng things but I have nothing else to zhng. My psp is far too precious to me, and my headphone is damn new to destroy.

Sigh. Zhng monster is forced to retire.