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♥ Wendy, Kristel and a beggar I picked up ♥
5.17.2008
So it was meet up time for the ugly pigs. That's what I called me, Wendy and Kristel when we were in secondary school. Time really flies, and look how ugly ducklings actually exist! (shut up, I know you're thinking I'm bhb or whatever shit. You don't even know me when I was in secondary school so you can't compare, loser). I remember Kristel was this fat bitch who can't do a catwalk cos her legs can't cross over each other, and Wendy had crooked teeth. BUT NOW, ONE BECAME SLIM, AND THE OTHER ALREADY HAD BRACES REMOVED. WAH KAO EH. WHY AM I THE FUCKING UNCHANGED ONE. I STILL HAVE SEVERE ACNE OUTBREAKS AND LAYERS OF FATS AND SUPER SHORT HEIGHT AND DAMN HUGE NOSE AND A VAMPIRE TOOTH AND BAD BREATH AND HAIRLESS ARMPITS AND FAT FINGERS AND UGLY HAIR AND wait I ran out of points. BUT I swear there are more. I SWEAR. Aiya GOD is so unfair la.
I woke up at 11.30, and I immediately went to get ready and welcome Miss Chan, student of NTU, apparently a hot date for many guys in her course BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY. CHAO KRISTEL. VERY CHIO MEH HUH, ATTRACT SO MANY PEOPLE. I gave her two of my macaroons and she almost died of possible diagnose case of diabetes.
So she came to my house at around 1 pm, and that's when I barely got 100% ready, then I had to leave. Ho. I used to believe I am the biggest camwhore of all time. Sigh to my ignorance. I swear I have more pictures of Kristel than myself in my camera. I will kill myself to pose.
 Ah Lian pose 1high angle, part of arms in picture.  Ah Lian pose 2same as all other Ah Lian poses.
 Ooook, I'm fair and I'm artificially blonde and I have fucking dreamy eyes here. Go away whore.
 To all the NTU guys swarming over this bitch's ass: I OWN IT. SHE'S MINE. Eew. On second thought, forget it.
 Sushi time, sin time, hi ugly, gross, digusting, wobbly fats. *digress* I wanna get a 2nd hand DS lite, preferably black, minor scratches still acceptable, willing to pay less than 200. So you better give me the card or I will steal your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you have neither, then fine you're safe.
Like after 1345 hours of eating at Sakae, we were REALLY REALLY full. So Kristel decided that she wants to camwhore WITH my aviator shades. Wendy "chup" in and guess what, THEY WANNA BITE MY SHADES. Horrors. EH, IF I DON'T KNOW YOU GIRLS FOR 8 YEARS I WILL FUCKING SLAP YOU WITH MY ahem LOR! WHAT RUDE REQUEST.
 The sky is always clear before a storm
 Contestant 1: ugly fat bitch.  Contestant number 2: Emo kid wannabe. OBVIOUSLY FAILED LA. GO HOME FRY PANCAKES.  Contestant number 3: the clear winner. Stylish, beautiful, bla and bla and bla.
 Bite
 Bite AGAIN
 Woo so charming. *shy* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *digress again* I heard the tsk tsk tsk lizard sound and it was damn friggin loud. Janice told me lizards make this noise when they are having sex. OMG. What an orgasm la. Imagine yourself having sex, then you moan SO LOUD that ALL your neighbours can hear. HAHAHA. I swear that lizards are dumb, and cockroaches rank above them. If you don't believe me, try walking near a cockroach the next time you see one. For some unknown reason they LOVE scattering towards you, a being who is a million times bigger than them.
So stupid right, would YOU run happily towards a T-rex assuming it is still alive today? NO WHAT!
 I know you probably won't believe I have more pictures of Kristel than myself since I have so many fucking narcissistic pictures here. But, I presume that since it IS my blog, there is not much reason for me to post up SO MANY pictures of Kristel. Not that she's VERY PRETTY then will help me attract viewers/readers.
 The weird man who tagged along, I seriously don't know him. Found him by the road and decided to bring him along. He only spoke like, urms, 4 sentences throughout the entire meal?
 Lighting is yellowish so made my hair more yellow. Than usual.
 Gahs. *roll eyes*  See! that's my fucking cheap ring. It costs only $4.25! It's REAL simple, silver band with a diamond rested in the middle. I know it's an old design but I've been wanting to get it. HAH! Since...............................................birth. The following are just senseless pictures. 
I know you don't see a blonde/yellow haired person EVERYDAY, but hello, I'm not a freak on a freak show. I went for dinner with Eunice and Zuozhi today and I realized A LOT of youngsters were pointing at my HEAD, and then giggling to themselves. AND IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD THING FROM THEIR REACTIONS. Fuck la. Have they never heard of a thing call HAIR DYE or HAIR BLEACH!? Ignorant lor! SERIOUSLY! SINGAPORE SHOULD BECOME MORE OPEN TO PEOPLE WHO JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A TINY BIG OF DIFFERENCE IN APPEARANCE.
People wear differently, you stare, then after you see a lot of people wear that style, you also go wear also.
People walk with a limp, you stare.
People have "unnatural" hair color for an Asian, you stare.
People no hair, you stare.
People wear army uniform go shopping centre pee, you stare.
People speak in weird accent, you stare.
People camwhore in public, you stare.
People shit, you stare.
People pee, you stare.
People have sex, you stare, then wank.
Hello~ for the last time. People who look different from you are not aliens and in no way trying SO HARD to stand out from you. It's just that all you low-lives LOOK THE SAME. GET IT NOT.
I bet if one day Alexander Ambrosio wear crocs for a runway show you will hog crocs shops and grab 25 pairs of them. In different colors and model.
And considering I ONLY have hair color different, not that I grew an extra eye on the tip of my nose or have two other dicks sticking out my chest for nipples. Ignorant people, especially chalet dwellers from Pasir Ris.
Phew, it's been sooo long since JJ last blogged so long.
 Penned at 11:40 PM
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