Thanks for trying to make sinners (whom you assume all are homosexuals) come to their senses and realize they are sinning. Although I doubt any of this population will give a damn about you. And yes, I so hope I'm going to hell if you're so insistent on squeezing into heaven. Cos I definitely can't imagine heaven as a better place with you around.
Dear God, please do not put me in the same place as this woman nor her family nor her entire 70 odd church members who all happen to be from the same family.
Amen.
My gosh, some people have nothing better to do. Have you tried botox yet?