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4.17.2008
*checks back blog* The last entry was posted on
HOLYCOWCRAP
4th April.
HAHA.
And today is the 17th. SO. It means I died cos of hyperventilation after seeing the hike in the price of rice for the past 13 days. I'm more ashamed to be saying I've been rotting at home figuring out new species of fungi to grow while pulling tuffs of hair off my head.
I still have my freelance work on, although it's 90% completed. *pops confetti* and I got this part time job at creative bits introduced by Janice, who was introduced by Eunice who was introduced by Ronald. Together with my darlings Peiru and Zuozhi.
So the first assignment was at Geylang Methodist Primary School. So for 4 days straight I woke up at 6, prepared and everything before meeting Peiru and Zuozhi at 7. I don't remember waking up THAT early in my last 3 years of life (for work).
So I became, MR CHEW. For that 4 days and it was hmm...second to hell.
I'm having second thoughts about having children of my own next time. No, none of them is cute, I rest my case. I was sent to assist Ben, and day after day I had to endure the noise. Gosh. I had a headache on the first day already. Imagine that.
Now you know why teaching pays so well.
TEACHING AS A CAREER, LONGETIVITY NOT GUARANTEED.
Kill me. I am sorry for all the disobedience I've displayed when I was still wearing the striped uniform and blue shorts, when I still wore the round specs over my super round face. When I still had this bowl hair cut that's purposely wet every morning because I've not even heard of hair gel before. When I carry a school bag half my weight and risk toppling backwards whenever I walk up the horrible flight of stairs as I progressed in the school. When I rubbed the chalkboard and hoards of chalk residue or dust or whateveryoucall them start to rush to my delicate eyes.
Dear Mr/Mrs Whoever taught me before,
I finally understood how you get your wrinkles, white hair and smelly yawns. I appreciate your kind effort to constantly scream and shout because primary school kids are factually 95% deaf when they are in school. I thank you for your guidance and the constant reminder that if my marks don't hit 90/100 and above it's considered failure.
JJ
Aww, what an emo entry.
OH I BLEACHED MY HAIR. Here are some things I've heard of and you don't have to say again:
1) For what, waste money, going NS liao lor soon will botak anyway.
2) It's not blonde enough
3) It's very dry
SHUT UP LA SHUT UP LA.
I'm not answering any of those, shit I'm so retarded. Cos you see, I've not received my enlistment letter yet, and I heard after you receive you still have 2 months before going in. So my hair will definitely develop by then yes? It's not blonde enough because I didn't request to leave on the bleach for longer cos I'm afraid I will turn white. The hair. Bleaching naturally dries your hair, in an unnatural way.
So there you go.
Shit I need to slim down fast.
I went to school just yesterday with Zuozhi, Peiru, and Yijie and I camwhored ALOT. Shall post up some of the pictures when I'm done editting them.
OH, I just realised the title of this entry. So ya. NAMES. As you know, I don't have an english name. Why? cos my surname is CHEW
Whichever way, my full name won't sound right with an english name.
If I'm Tom, Dick or Harry...It will turn out like this:
Tom Chew Jing Jie
Dick Chew Jing Jie
Harry Chew Jing Jie
the above three sentences are grammatically correct too.
SIGHS.
And Peiru was trying to make my life miserable by giving me weird names.
like
Slowly Chew Jing Jie
Gently Chew Jing Jie
Vigorously Chew Jing Jie
Funny hur.
Then I went to tell Janice about this, and we started making funny names, and thinking of our initials.
Eunice --- M Y Chiam. My chiam, my chiam my chiam my chiam, my lovely lady chiam.
Liting --- TLT. which is logically a crying emoticon. Explains.
Janice --- S L Loh. Then that time we worked at Isetan eunice wrote her surname as Low, so it turned out to be S L Low. LOL.
Peiru --- CPR. for Chang Pei Ru
OMG NAMES.
photophototime
sometimes I have this urge to post my uneditted pictures so people will learn to not believe everything they see.
Seeing is believe don't in our time anymore, please wake up.
 Penned at 5:16 PM
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