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1.06.2007
Hello one and all beloved people. If you happen to be like my darling Jaryl Tng Zhen Dong, who frequently ask me to update me blog cos he just love my blog (or rather me) so much!
Hi sugar plum, honey, cupcake, loverboy, handsome, cutie pie Jaryl.
Muacks. as usual to you. WAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Now, serious update.
If you know me, you should not be dumb enough to realise my face is forever in an utter mess. I got all sorts of problem, GIGANTIC PORES (i meant gigantic like size of peas), acne + pimples and tons of blackheads.
If you don't know me, then the above short paragraph don't apply to you. I got perfect smooth skin and a cute little nose byotch.
Cos of my stupid skin, I've been taking antibiotics for _________ years already. That's why im not growing taller nor slimmer. I think it must be the aftereffects of the stupid antibiotics. YES IT MUST BE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BODY. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE TALLER AND SLIMMER THAN WHAT I AM NOW.
From time to time I will have "seasons" of better face and times when my face will be like some deep fried wanton skin. If I stop my medication, well, I guess you can't even see my face. =)
I don't know why this happens to me, maybe cos I have blue blood and 78 toes on each foot. Maybe I'm not human.
Then again, that's not really important is it. Important thing is that I went for my monthly collection of antibiotics as usual today. Alas. Today happened to be the day when I have the worse kind of face ever imagined. It's a combination of durian, jack fruit and orange peel.
So the doctor, upon seeing me, fainted on the spot and foamed.
The End
Nah not to that extent.
To make things simpler, here's how the conversation roughly went:
*The ever so handsome (although pimplish) JJ held the bacteria infested handle and pushed the door open*
Doctor: Chew ChingGgGGgggGgGgG Chee
JJ: *eyes roll* ahar (helped myself to the seat. I know an ah pek sat on it before me. I JUST KNOW.)
Doctor: So what's wrong (in chinese, I don't know why)
JJ: I'm just here to collect my antibiotics for the acne.
Doctor: Oh. . . is it showing signs of improvement?
JJ: (what, are you kidding me, would I be here if its not?) ya.
Doctor: How long have you been taking the antibiotic?
JJ: Sinceeeeeeeeeeee(crap, I don't remember. WTH do you wanna know for, check the list will you)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Doctor: oh, for more than TWO YEARS
JJ: ya.
Doctor: is the lotion working for you
JJ: Hell yea, in fact I would prefer a stronger antibiotic but keep the lotion the same cos I think it works.
Doctor: What makes you say that the lotion works but the antibiotic is not working for you.
JJ: (hmm, good question. But hello, I just feel that way!) Dunno?
Doctor: there must be a reason you feel that way right? Logically speaking bla bla bla bla....
JJ: erms, orh.
Doctor: do you want to try another gel for your acne?
JJ: NO!
Doctor: Why not? bla bla bla bla bla...
JJ: Cos I just don't want la.
Doctor: bla bla bla bla bla.
JJ: Orh, okay lor. (leech, that gel thingy burned $18 in my pocket)
Doctor: Is the present antibiotic you're taking better than the previous one?
JJ: Of course? if not why would I change it to the present one? (I DID say this)
Doctor: *went hysterical and bangs the table* LOOK! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU YOU KNOW!
JJ: *shocked* Giggle and laughed at the amateur doctor
Doctor: *sighs* Do you want me to recommend you a specialist?
JJ: Orh.
Doctor: K you can go collect your letter from room 24 later.
JJ: Ok thanks, bye.
Doctor: thank god.
I don't know why, young doctors have very bad temper and are impatient with hyperactive kid like me.
Oh well. Here you go Jaryl darling. MUACKS. sleep early k.
 Penned at 1:47 AM
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