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3.22.2006
I was lying on the sofa and staring at the TV screen just now, then the funny commercial of "yong bu yan bai" came up.
With all the persistant people who participated in various other "I AM HUNGRY FOR FAME" programmes.
So i told myself:
"I die die must watch this show and see how the producer/s intend to joke and gloat at these people's clumsiness."
So i grabbed my camera and got into my standby mode in front of the TV. Am i glad NONE of my neighbours walked past during the whole 1 hour. I was holding a camera and shooting pictures off the TV madly.
I realized someone who entered this reality show agreed with my statement. He too, thinks that the existence of this programme is nothing but part of producers wanting higher viewer rates (if that's what you call it). Then he was somewhat "reprimanded" by one of the judges, who obviously thinks that his thinking is a no-no.
It's him
He said something like: the purpose of this programme is to make the contestants look like fools on TV and bla bla bla.
Who know?~ I shall stick to my PERSONAL VIEW that this programme exist just to attract attention of people who wants to laugh at the contestants' stupidity. And it attracted me.
Coming up first, there's this woman who i have very deep impression of. She the auntie who BEGGED for another chance in project superstar. I still remember she went like this: "I'm already 30, please give me this chance." But bla, she's out. I mean, she would've gotten in if sher got some fab voice like Theresa Teng right?
The way she dresses today is fine, but Kim feels that there's something off with her shoes. And insisted that the poor lady show her the shoes she claimed to have brought. Which sadly I doubt so since she's reluctant to take it out.
In the end? Oh, she feels that the shoes she brought are a little dirty, so guess what? SHE'S NOT WEARING THEM.
Bullshit. What priceless feet you got there.
This person gives me the creeps
He reminds me of those thick eyebrows uncle who sits at one filthy coffee shop in Geylang, while stirring his thick coffe, puffs a cigarette. Look at his attire~ I guess he got it from "zhen zhu fang" once upon a time. And at home, he dug it out and exclaimed to whoever was around "AIYO EH, AH NI SUI DE SHIRT I HAVE AR. MUST WEAR FOR AUDITION MAN"
I like this specs though. Oh, he's doing different roles =D. That explains the identity split.
We know people LOVE to imitate the idol they resemble, be it in terms of voice, action, look. But, look at this guy, he don't look like the singer, he do't sing like the singer, AND he dances completely different to the MTV.
Hi, I'm Wang Xin Ling wannabe. Want some mascara on your pretty lashes?
Use Guo Mei Mei brand insecticide. Kan jian zhang lang, wo bu pa bu pa la~
And the attempt to imitate their favourite idols continue...
This guy needs to see a doctor for his serious case of constipation. I don't know why, but he claims that he is a "yang guang nan hai" meaning, sunshine beach boy. Like. I am chao ji da shuai ge. Wait a second, I AM.
This woman is quite a poor lady.
When Patricia Mok asks her who she feels that she, herself resembles. The "humble" lady suggested Fann Wong. Yes, the fair skin, round head, big eyes, flawless skin mediacorp actress who acted in some Hollywood movie with Jackie Chang. THAT Fann Wong.
Being such a kind soul, i just giggled at her assumption. At least, that what the lady thinks, like I claimed to be a prince~
But Patricia Mok, being sucha meanie as usual, rebutted her and shouted:
"I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE XU CHUN MEI LEH"
Well, maybe it's not that bad, afterall, Xu Chun Mei feels that herself is gorgeous.
This guy reminds me of a lecturer in TPDS! I swear I wanted to send smses crazily to all my TP friends and exclaim that I see some desperate lecturer on TV! But no. I'm an angel. He is such a..."nan gao ying" can. And, the high pitch is nowhere near the high pitch like that of Fei Yu Qing. YES, Fei Yu Qing got CLEAR voice, like flowing river.
I wanted to hurl abuses at this guy for trying to speak of his own style. When asked where he got his style from, he said no reference. THEN, he added that he refered to the visual rock bands in Japan. I think he needs to do more researches. Or maybe, slim down.
Pardon me, but hasn't the King Kong craze died off? Oh, he's outdated.
Obviously she didn't say that, I included that for FUN. It was a total unexpected shot. I wanted to take her recovering from her bent position and sliding her hands past the inner thighs and the harassing her oily hair.
Britney wannabe here. And she's filial, she want to be famous so that people will show more RESPECT for her mom in Malaysia. Aye what a good girl.
no offence~
I like this next guy. As in, i like his humour. NOT him. Like eww, I've made it clear that if one day i turn gay, i will fall for MYSELF.
Mr goofball
Lemme explain which part made me roll over and laughed like a mad hyena. At first, Kim/Kym is supposed to be his girlfriend. THEN, Patricia Mok came and claims to be his girlfriend too. And Mr goofball exclaimed:
"GUI AH!" which literally means GHOST!!! in simple chinese.
So i laughed.
Then Kim/Kym forces Mr goofball to drive Patricia Mok away with her squeaky voice saying "wo bu guan bla bla bla".
And he started chanting some holy sutras. LOL
Saving the best for the last, Singapore's Ru Hua. K, she requested that we, do not call her by Ru Hua ever again. She is "something Xue Hua" I think~
NOTE: If by any chance you think that I am making fun of these contestants, I'm NOT. I merely find some of they actions amusing and wishes to share the joy they brought to me. Please also note that I did not include any picture of Steven Lim or whatever you call him. Because I feel that i don't fancy his action enough for me to spend any time blogging about the eyebrow trimmer (yes he trims eyebrows for a living, but I doubt he will still be lurking outside TANGS after his glory through this programme. SO get your brows trimmed by him quick, before he becomes famous, now obnoxious.)
 Penned at 11:02 PM
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