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♥ My Mother ♥
3.25.2006
No no, this will NOT be an entry complimenting the good food she cooks to fatten me, the endless hour she spent mopping the floor and stuffs. BUT. This is an entry COMPLAINING about her. I have such a "funny" mum (note: I used funny because i supposed i will be deemed UNFILIAL for calling her annoying).
Here goes. Some time last week, God knows what happened but she got herself a numb cheek, the left side. So, she started complaining that well...SHE'S GOING TO DIE. And you know, my FUNNY mother said FUNNY things like:
without me ar, this house will grow cobwebs, then the spiders will come and eat you all ar.
JingJie (yes, im so respected at home. They call me BY MY NAME =X) if I die ar, you know my money la your certs la all at where anot?
Yes mam.
GOD
Then, she kept using a roller thing and went up and down on her face. IT'S LIKE MOWING A LAWN. GAHS. And everyday, she will stare at me in the eye and ask: my face swollen anot?
LIKE I SAID, NOBODY'S FACE IS SYMETRICAL! I kept telling her that, but she just tsk me like an irritated lizard. GAHS.
Since last week, she's been calling relatives and COMPLAINING that: aiya, THAT JingJie ar, holiday also won't do housework for me one la. Want me to die faster.
HEY HELL! Me? Housework?! NONE?!
Hey i know generalisation when i see one ok. I know what's the difference between MOST cats can't fly and ALL cat's can't fly (yea like, I'm not using races just in case I ignite the very next racial riot).
SO. I wash the clothes, hang them up, AND FOLD THEM. Like hell! Ok, so any mother reading this will go:
AHHHH, wash clothes just throw in clothes la. SO easy.
RIGHT! Since it's so easy why can't you do it YOURSELF?! GAHS
Being an ultra mahjong fan (yes, she practically plays WEEKLY), she just ZOOMED to her ka-ki's place every weekend to get her stubby fingers on the tiles. YUCK. Then! When the relatives call, they will ask her to CUT DOWN on mahjong since she's NOT feeling well.
Her reply: AIYA! NOW IS MY FACE NUMB, MY HANDS OK RIGHT. SO NEVERMIND LA.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Since you've said your hands got NOTHING wrong, why must you COMPLAIN that i DON'T do housework? LIKE FUCK.
Now, she's threatening to QUIT her job because her face is NUMB. Hell.
Maybe I'm not exaggerating enough. But she REALLY thinks that she will die because of this constant numbness. And she's been telling the whole world how SOLID her face feels. LIKE ROCK.
Then, just now my relatives were at my place (fine, MY PARENTS' place).
ITS LIKE SEEING HER FOR THE LAST TIME.
 Penned at 11:37 PM
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