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♥ Footsteps ♥
3.27.2006
OMG It's 2.23 AM and I hear footsteps outside my room. Yes, I live in a 4 room flat and worse, my room is by the corridor. It's spooky, those who've been to my humble room. Imagine me surfing the net halfway (no not porn, if you want to know I'm at the channel 8 website again), then there's this stilettos (pardon me) clack clack clack sound. Ah, it's horrible. And those who bothered staying up all night talking to me over the phone should know that I ALWAYS hear weird noises in my room. Like, i hear bumps coming from my wardrobe, I hear the moving of funitures in the middle of the night, I hear stumping of feet upstairs. And miraculously, the bouncing of marbles stopped long ago.
Now imagine me all alone in my room blogging this down. AH.
Oh, I do have friends who will talk to me over the phone until midnight. =) I like to chat on the phone, about? ANYTHING. But don't even get me started if you don't have the patient for VERY FREQUENT calls. Because I will haunt you and make you talk to me like, everyday?
Like I was saying, I'm on channel 8's website again. And "coincidentally" I saw this interview with Ben Yeo, the sporty married boy.
And being a super child-like GUY, I read on.
I can't believe he's already married till this day ok. Not because of his age. But because of the way he carries himself, so, kiddy.
So I asked myself this: given my present character, won't i shock myself to death if I get married at 20+?
THIS IS HORRIBLE, AH!
Imagine me, such a carefree, woeless, happy-go-lucky person, suddenly tied down by the word "MARRIAGE" That's the end for me man. I want to play, and really not be under somebody's nose.
(For the last time) Imagine this:
Wife: JJ ar, can you help me cook today?
JJ: (gosh, I can't even fry an egg) Oh ok.
~~~several HOURS later~~~
ding dong*
Wife: OH MY GOD! YOU ORDERED MACDONALDS?!
JJ: eh, haha?
Wife: I WANNA DIVORCE!
THAT is certainly going to happen, I'm positive.
Did I skip the part about bedtime?
Wife: (clothed in sexy nightwear) JJ~~~
JJ: what? (busy typing his new blog entry)
Wife: Can you look here for a moment?
JJ: (still busy typing) Aiyo, what you want la!
Wife: ARGHS FORGET IT (rips the gown apart and run naked around the house)
The next day, police came and arrested wife for running around NAKED.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Next on the list: CHILDREN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe I will use them as an excuse to play all those computer games and avoid doing housework on weekends!
Child: PAPA! EY DOO NOO HAWW TU PLAY TIS
JJ: Come i teach you (snatch the console and hit the buttons until dinnertime)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Cannot cannot, i feel weird just thinking about it. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
So you see, I am so not prepared for this kinda stuffs. I just don't feel ADULT enough. BWAHS
AYE anyway, isn't it too early to think of that for someone who hasn't even began shaving? =)
 Penned at 2:21 AM
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