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♥ crayon royale 2 ♥
8.01.2005
due to popular demand..i started pencil royale part2, crayon royale..however its cut into many parts..cos it will be longer..unexpectedly..readers are dying to continue...and i shall
craps...i seldom talk formal..and when i do..it sounds shitty
people not yet read crayon royale 1, please do not continue reading this.
*previously, JJ formed a group..with his fwens..now they're battling the game..*
Lynette: do you think this anklet will explode?
Janice: dunno leh...wan try???
JJ: siao! what if really explodes???
Liting: wakakakakkaka
ALL: o_____o
Maveric: now where we go? like jungle..will lost leh
Changboon: i thot will provide compass??
Ferlicia: *digs bag* ya got..see..*hold up the compass*
*BANG!!!*
JJ: wow who farted
Lynette: its gunshot la dumb pig!
JJ: oops paiseh larr =D
Liting: duck!!!
Changboon: where? i only see ants
Maveric: she meant lie flat!
Changboon: o...ouch..my head like quite pain leh..*touches head*..theres blood...OMG..
JJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHH...BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
*fainted* CJJ is extremely afraid of blood
Liting: changboon!!!!!
23 dead-57 to go
MAveric: how come hor..he always die so fast one har..
Janice..we must run arrr
Liting: who fire de??????
Lynette: paul/por!!
JJ: YUCK
ALL: wh y u so fast wake up wan? go back to fainting la
JJ: ok lor
*faints again*
Maveric: we must get away from here nia..eh i see penny
Penny: hello
Janice: will she kill us?
Liting: she cant kill a chicken!
Lynette: we're not chickens what
Ferlicia: wah lao eh..this is so sick
Penny: i wont kill lars..lac lac
*and so they went ard the island..searching for a safe place..me?..hmm...i think i was carried ard ba*
Ferlicia: how ar...i think design people are really sane enough to kill leh
*anouncement: 30 killed-50 left
Maveric: whoa..so fast?!..only 6 hours leh!
JJ: oh harnorh..die ar hor
Lynette:.....cries....
Janice: is this place safe?..derno leh...i feel funny
Liting: shh..i heard sth
*boom boom boom boom boom boom*
JJ: so many farts this time
Ferlicia..sounds like...footsteps
JJ: orh..no need guess liao lor..only weileong capable of that
Liting: meaning he coming to kill?
Janice: THE CANDLES!
Lynette: *blows candles*
*darkness falls*
JJ: wah seh so dark i cant see a thing..aiya who touched my butt!
ALL: =.=
JJ: wahahah..kiddin nia..dun so serious lar~~~
Ferlicia: i think he's mad
*psergh* [erm..stabbing sound]
??: ARGH!!!! WHO STABBED ME?!?!?! *dies*
Maveric: *lighted candle*
Ferlicia: OMG!..JANICE!..
janice was covered in blood..erm..not whole body blood la...at the waist there..somebody stabbed her..who leh who leh...hmmm
JJ: bloodddddddd...i wanna puke
Lynette: SHUT UP LA..JANICE DIE LIAO K
JJ: as if can do anything rite!
MAveric: who got sharp object here!?..whose item is sharp!?
JJ: derno..but if we shout anymore..weileong will notice us
ALL: kaos
WEILEONG: wo lai ye~~~~ haik!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lynette: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*hold hands out and started grabbing air*
unbelieveably, she got hold of weileong's leg..because its too erm..plump..and lynette go squeeze...the anklet exploded...
Ferlicia: W.O.W
MAveric: wahahahahahha...u see the whole place now so oily..change place la
Liting: but so late liao...and we dunno who killed janice...slp here first la
JJ: with a dead body!?
ALL: JJ!!!!!
JJ: ok ok fine fine..slp here
Ferlicia: gers one side..guys another side
Lynette: ya..
JJ: ehs..y penny so quiet?
Penny: urm nothing
JJ: hmm
*and so they slept..yawns...i oso go slp ler..ciaos*
JJ think time: hmm..who killed janice leh...not me...i think its...cant be..i thot we r all frens..will kill de meh..dun believe leh...cant slp..wonder if the others are slping..what if some mad guy lik por/paul came back for us..or some atheletic people like david comes and hunts us?..how can i possibly slp..but maveric sure is slping well...snoring lik pig
*morning call*
JJ: OHAIYO! wake up wake up!!!
Lynette: eh y u so early wake up?
Ferlicia: are u mad..we still need to slp leh
JJ: hello: we now crayon royale leh..u all still got mood to slp ar..anywae i tihnk its almost time for announcement ler..wake up la..oi liting wake up
Liting: -
JJ: LITING!!!!!!!!!!
Liting: -
Ferlicia: *pushes liting*
liting flipped over...revealing a dark red spot on her shirt..
JJ: wah kao eh...blood again!
Penny: . . . . .
JJ: MAVERIC WAKE UP!!1..LITING SI LIAO!
Lynette: wah lao eh JJ can u use better words?!
JJ: eh?..ok lor..liting go oready!!!
ALL: kaos
MAveric: *yawn* eh?..what thing?..y so early call?
JJ: U LAST TO WAKE UP NIA PIG!
and to think i was the one not catching much slp ytd..i still feel young..lala...sth gd with being 5 yr and a half
Maveric: another died?
Lynette: harnorh..shall we bury them?
JJ: what if they wake up?..lik resident evil..become zombie lik that
Penny: please la..thats only a show
JJ: BR is oso a show wad
Maveric: true
JJ: aiya bury la
so we worked on burying our two friends..its sad..to be burying ur fwens..so thy shall not continue
JJ: ok finishhh!
Lynette: lets move forward ba..
*56 dead-24 to go*
JJ: how come our story hor..so fast people die wan ar?
Lynette: maybe designers are sadists? so can kill more freely?
JJ: hmm..maybe ba..eh i see daphne!
Penny: jie jie!
Maveric: she's crippling
Ferlicia: what happened?
Daphne: i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i...i....i...i...i..
JJ: slap slap
Daphne: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...dies
JJ: OMG IM A MURDERER!...
Ferlicia: how come she just a few slaps die ler
Lynette: maybe its her last breath ba
JJ: so im not a murderer? =D
ALL: . . . .
we walked...and walked...and walked..and walked...and seen many many faces...lying on the ground...all blood covered..i feel lik crying..but...nvm la..im still glad im not like them yet..i thanked god..and prayed for them...theres only 24 left...other than the four of us..who else is left?? the 20..wud they be like us..in groups..and not willing to kill...or are they individuals killing?
ah crap..its formal language again..i feel alienated..niwaes..shall not continue ler...stay tuned for part 3 ba...coming soon...oh..to update..people left with mi are maveric, ferlicia and lynette only..yup yup...drop all suggestions for ending in my tagboard!..or PM mi ba...ciaos
 Penned at 10:38 PM
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