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♥ blogger JJ back in action! ♥
8.08.2005
ok i started the day fresh and clean..and i received my customers of that day..they're strange..from all different places...saudi arabia, china, japan, india, thailand and malaysia..whoa..wad a bunch...lemme show you some friendly fotos of them
left to right- lynette from malaysia, dongni from china, yeeling from japan and abigail from saudi arabia
o shucks...didnt quite get lynette there..but shes the onli one i can communicate properly to..afterall..shes from our friendly neighbour..MALAYSIA..woo hoo...ok ok...lets not drag ler..hmm..actually theres also two more..one from thailand and another from india...they were discussing about their different dances..
maveric from thailand..demostrating the fast movements of thai dance..wah seh..even my camera cant capture neh...
as for the indian tourist...oh well..she wobbles too much for me to capture...
JJ: dong xiao jie, wo men lai pai zhao
Dongni: hao ar hao ar, nah..JJ dao you, wo men yao shang na-er chi ne?
JJ: yi ge hen chu ming de jiu dian
Dongni: orh shi ma shi ma..tai hao ler ye
and her day brightens..i feel so bad..to be lying to her..oh well~..life as a tourguide
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and so i had them break the ice..after that..i brought them to the world famous restaurant..offers wide variety of food at amazingly affordable prices...the macdonalds
i alwaes thot that my foreign tourists are so generous...to give my tips and such..but this batch..omg...they are so...!#%&!%&!..they even had to search the entire dae [not quite entire la] for a small pocket calculator because they must get their budget right..
Lynette: eh die ar..i nv bring my calculator leh
Maveric: orh nvm nvm..i got EXTRA ONE
dear readers..slap mi in the face and wake mi up..are they here for holidae or wad?!..fancy them bringing a calculator wherever they go...this is...realli...unbelievable shiet
lets look at the pretty menu..its high class...classy...royal...wad can i sae..its from a world famous restaurant afterall~
 woo..red and yellow..macdonald's trademark colours
den..i noticed my fren from malaysia was doing sth weird...she was scrbbling....i dare not ask her just there...so i pulled her to one side and asked
JJ: wad were u scribbling?
Lynette: orh, i was jotting down notes..on all the nutrition value...im a veri healthy person..i eat proper and blanced meals..bla bla bla
and it goes on..i shudve shut up
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after a fantastic meal at the fantastic restaurant, the fantastic touguide shall bring u all to a fantastic hotel..ermm..i dunno wads the name of that hotel..but thai maveric seems to visit that hotel quite often...hmm..i wonder why?
see the woman waving?..shes abigail from saudi arabia..hmm..k la..she cant wait for us to sae shes pretty...its hard to capture this shot..and its still not perfect...the japanese and chinese were too engrossed in their conversation at the back...sheesh
wah...so ti tie leh...and seems lik my bunch of tourists this time round are pretty advnaced in fast speed motions
den the pesky tourists decided they GOT to visit the toilet...bo bians...brought them dere...and i saw my second name on the door!..holy poo!...im famous!..i got evidence..see see see
oh ya la...i cant believe my second name is so popular...cos...i thot its rare..hmm...nvm
its a toilet meant onli for royalty..ya..its for mi onli..but nvm la..royalty learns to share...i opened it to public recently..can visit wor...see the gold tap and marble sink..i imported the marble from egypt and the tap from..hmm..where did i get those things...hee
i dunno whie i took this..its in the toilet yes..and now i seems quite spooky to me
whie waste...take a foto of a yandao in toilet la!...
hmm..wat i hear waterfall!..in the toilet..KEWL...oh chey..its maveric peeing...tsk...i didnt take him peeing! i swear!
orh..u all wanna see mroe of my stuffs?..the royal thingys?..take a look at this..imported from rome..made with 99.9 gold...glass finely polished to perfection and its cleaned 5 times daily..
oh ya dont worry..this is not the onli one i have..i got more...interested parties in cleaning lamp please call 56789876
[dun attempt]
when the girls came out from the toilet rite...theres this old uncle cleaner...he said the following to abigail
???: whoa ger u very pretty ar..tonight i come find you
lik..wth...perv...so old liao...can make it anot..try viagra la..double doze
discussing about the damn issue
abby: omg omg omg..im sexually harasses...aye
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i knew sth wasnt rite when i see the following images
since they lurbb each other so darn much...ive decide to tiao chao..erm...switch job..from tourguide become mei por...erm..matchmaker..LOL...and so its decided...they shall get married..fast uh?..aiya..lurbb at first sight maaa
i BOOKED the whole place for their wedding k
wait la..so kan jiong for wad...must find nice nice feng shui seats wad
soo...groom and bride sit together...relatives and frens sit another side...yup yup ..shld be lik tt ba...
eh yeeling dont yawn at other people de wedding lehh
lai lai zuo xiao kuai dian kuai dian
the wedding went along fine...only things that were missing were...the banquet, the invitations, the family of both parties..whoa...like missing all those important stuff eh...WALALALALAL...but they live happily ever after...muahahahahah
this place is lik fairyland lorr...yup yup ...ayu de fairyland..very very nice...lurving it...
janice and i came to a conclusion..people go gaga over lame shiet..and they seldom tag u if u blog too seriously...so i came up with more and more of such crap...realli..its not entertaining..its killing mi..oh the boredom..and i got tons of hw undone...
sheesh..the end..
 Penned at 11:39 PM
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