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♥ some people need to get a life ♥
7.28.2005
people acting real bitchy, people cutting queues, people with no originality, people that smoke, drink or take drugs..you all might consider ending your life
best advice..do so quick and fast..then our world will be a better place..
as promised...a little tutorial on being bhb..buey hiao bai..or buey heao bai..wadeva..im not so into dialects...lesson will be darn boring cos literally no mood to blog today...creeps + freaks makes my hair stand on end
lets start lesson then
Being ultimate thick skinned a BIG contribution by CJJ
lesson1
to be real thick skin..live in your own world...ignore other's views...laugh when u feel like it..course..you look best when u laugh..
people who points at you cuz ure laughing hysterically do so solely because they r jealous they lack this ultimate pleasure in life..laughing
y cant they laugh?..their face is plastic..
lesson2
accept ALL comments with pleasure...nv say things like "no la...not good" or "no la..where got nice"...if people sae ure good..make sure everyone around heard that..and say a big thank you followed by the fact that you are aware of it..chimted?
demo:
MR A: "wah you toot toot toot very good lehh!"
YOU: "oh harnorh hanorh..i oso think so sial..aye..bobian..cuz im me ma...i oso dowan to be so good de you noe..but..really no choice..god is too good to mi liao"
things like this really piss people off + turns them off..but who cares?..lesson one recollection: dont care about wad other's think
lesson3
if youre really darn ugly and everyone says so..dont admit!..be ultra bhb...keep telling them how enchanting you are...if they dont agree...just keep repeating..they will agree eventually..guaranteed to work
adding on to that..nv pass by a mirror without looking at yourself..
YOU" *walk pass a mirror or reflective surface* OMG..WHOS THAT YANDAO/CHIOBU STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT ME?!..yea...quite puky..and i dont usually do that unless im on drug..
can try though..if youre hungry for attention
lesson4
go to any really good looking people and say the following in his/her face
"toot, i think im much more attractive than you!"
then walk off..you'll leave the listener stunned and yourself feeling more confident..WAHAHHA...
*THE END*
another lameo romeo pistachio entry by mister CJJ, an out-of-this-world bhb CUTE boy
 Penned at 8:47 PM
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