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♥ pencil royale ♥
7.27.2005
main cast: ronald and all my friends n coursemates
RONALD: good evening class, i apologise for gathering all of you here so late tonight
[time is 10.30 PM]
RONALD: i know in your eyes, im evil and unfeeling. and my lesson is one most of you dread.
EVERYONE: *stunned*
RONALD: but anyway, its time to choose people to advance to the nx semester.
EVERYONE: *ting ting ting* eyes brightened
RONALD: we shall play a game, all of you have your sketch book right? you have until morning to bring me 5 sketches of anything in the school. for this exercise, take note of everything i taught you and apply them. all of you will also be given an object *points to box* its lucky draw. the first 20 people to return alive and with the 5 sketches shall advance to the nx sem..is that clear?
JJ: how come alive?..even if we dont finish, we still will live wad
RONALD: *grins* NO! you are supposed to kill each other
CLASS: *OMFG* youre not serious right?
RONALD: of course i am..so it depends on ur stategy, you shld try and kill those who are good with their sketches so they wont beat you to that. choose your weapon now.
i got a pencil..ahhhh..i think i will die first..*went off*
quick quick quick..what to sketch!!!..ahhhhhh...hmm...this shld be ok...the weird tree...*sketch sketch sketck
*voices from the back*: JJ!!! what u drawing?..we draw together fast fast k!!
ferlicia, maveric, changboon and liting..OMG...why they come ka jiao mi...i think i will kill them leh...
JJ: eh..ok lo..i drawing that tree...quick quick..we must hurry..no time ler...
FERLICIA: aiya..i die la..i dunno where to start leh..help mi leh
CHANGBOON: wah i worse lo...i think i sure die ar..panic panic
JJ: wont la..draw fast fast
after 1 hour
changboon looks around and started to panic
CHANGBOON: wah lao..u all draw so nice!..wah die...i die
LITING: i see yours..hmm..ok ma..mine more cham lor...
CHANGBOON: no cannot cannot!..AHH HOW..*heartattack and died*
FERLICIA: CHANGBOON!!!...wake up!!..slap slap slap
MAVERIC: hes..dead..
JJ: how come...like that die de?
LITING: sob sob sob..i dowan plae this game lerrrrrrrrrr!!!
*weileong shouted from the back*
WEILEONG: im going to kill you!!
JJ: RUN!!!
too late..liting was stabbed..
LITING: urgh..ah...oo...argh...ouch...*diao*..collapsed and died
JJ: LITING!!!
MAVERIC: im going to kill you!!!!..
hmm..and he held onto a metal sharperner and threw it at weileong
WEILEONG: siam..grrr...
wah he got penknife lehh
FERLICIA: AHHHHH
the sharperner hit ferlicia de head...she faints..and bleed to death
die ar die ar..so many people gone liao..how!!!
MAVERIC: JJ QUICK RUN
wah seh i still dreaming nia...run run run..ran to toilet hide..eh..can sketch toilet oso wor..quick sketch..*ring ring ring*..
MAVERIC: hello where are u?
JJ: toilet..where is weileong?
MAVERIC: he too fat..run until no breath liao..den die
JJ: orh ok...den where u
MAVERIC: comdi room
JJ: ok i go find u
dear readers, FYI ive been wanting to murder maveric..now its legal for mi to kill him finally
*poke*
JJ: wahahhaha..finally..i killed you!!!..MUAHAHAHAH
MAVERIC: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*teared a green river*
JJ: wah quick quick..sketch ar..
PENNY: JJ!
JJ: AH WAD U WAN!
PENNY: alot of my friends are gone!
JJ: so?
PENNY: *looks at the bloodied pencil in JJ's hand..then turned to the already dead maveric..*
why u kill him!?
JJ: ahhh..dun disturb mi la..i wanna draw and complete...
PENNY: we must get help!..we must get out of here!!
JJ: oh ya hor!..i got HP..
PENNY: my hp no batt..that y cannot call..Y U SO DUMB..den u murder a person!
JJ: ahhh...im so blurrr...k quick call police..hello............
*THE END*
wahahhahahaha..WAD A LAME ENTRY...erm..EVERYTHING..was made up want k..this is NOT a true story..LOL...dumb sial...laughin like mad...=D..
DEAR FRIENDS: please do not kill me for writing such crap..LOL
 Penned at 11:05 PM
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